Posted by Darth Venomous @ 21:21
Most of my life, I’ve owned either GM or Ford vehicles. There were a couple of years when I owned a Honda Civic – lame little thing that could literally not hit 50 going downhill with a tailwind – but it was a four-on-the-floor, and that’s what counted.
Seeing, though, as they were all Fords or GMs, I had hoped one day to own a Dodge or Chrysler, just to see what the big deal was about them.
Sadly, however, that now won’t happen – because, just like GM, Chrysler has climbed into bed with the Ayatollah Obambi.
President Barack Obama announced Thursday that Chrysler would head into bankruptcy with the aid of up to another $8 billion in taxpayer money, a last-resort attempt to quickly restructure the struggling giant.
As part of the deal, Chrysler is signing a partnership with the Italian company Fiat. The government will be an investor in the revamped Chrysler and will help choose its new directors, but the Obama administration does not plan to help manage the company.
Oh, sure. Suuuuuuuuuuuuure it doesn’t. Like ol’ Jugears McHopenchange would pick directors from a list, say, of Tea Partiers.
Pull the other one, Soetero.
Bankruptcy doesn’t mean the nation’s No. 3 automaker will shut down. A Chapter 11 bankruptcy filing would allow a judge to decide how much the company’s creditors would get while the company continues to operate. The goal is for the whole process to happen quickly, Obama said, perhaps within a couple months.
Perhaps not – but if the American people wake up and smell the coffee on this one, they’ll run so far, so fast away from Chrysler that Iacocca’s old company won’t have any choice but to liquidate.
Unless, of course, the United Auto Workers
mob union which is gonna wind up owning the company after all this has some sort of “incentive” plan to compel us to buy their P’sOS. Kneecapping, perhaps – “buy ourse carses or else Luigi’s gonna come see youse”.
An offer we can’t refuse, indeed.
Shame. I was looking forward to test-driving a new Charger.
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 23:18
Okay, Denizens – I lied. Now I’ve got something.
Now, you people know me & polls: my official position on ‘em is “They haven’t asked me”. But I found this blurb interesting:
Overall, 55% of voters say they at least somewhat approve of the President’s performance so far. Forty-three percent (43%) disapprove.
Hmmmm. Seems that only a month or two ago, that number was upwards of sixty-five percent. Could be the Implosion is beginning more quickly than we’d dared hope…?
And it partially explains why the Demoscum have been crowing over Benedict Arlen Sphincter: As a diversion for this looming disaster.
Curiouser & curiouser…
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 20:32
Denizens, I don’t have much for you tonight, so your Homework Assignment for this evening will be to read this column from Dick Morris.
Good stuff, and well worth your time. And something to look forward to, besides.
(The implosion, not what’s going to get us there.)
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 11:15
Fox News is reporting (and Human Events confirms) that Benedict Arlen Sphincter is finally confirming what we’ve all known for a helluva long time – he’s a Demoscum.
Big shock, no?
It’s pretty clear what this means, Denizens: Sphincter’s seen the tea leaves, read the writing on the wall, and has (correctly) figured out that, come Pennsylvania’s next GOP primary in 2010, Pat Toomey’s gonna kick his lily-livered, French-law loving, skanky ass. And that he has a better chance (and can stay in the race potentially longer) running as the Donktard he’s always been.
Good. Fuckin’. Riddance.
Soon to be permanent. Thank God.
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Item: The bumbling, incompetent amateurs at Al-Obambi, in yet another blatant attempt to undermine our efforts in the war against
man-caused disasters terrorism, released heretofore classified documents outlining US interrogation methods against Al-Obambi collaborators enemy combatants.
The methods authorized include keeping detainees naked for long periods, keeping them in a painful standing position for long periods and depriving them of solid food. Other tactics included using a plastic neck collar to slam detainees into walls, keeping the detainee’s cell cold for long periods and beating and kicking the detainee. Sleep deprivation, prolonged shackling and threats to a detainee’s family were also used.
Treasonous asscrusts like Opponents such as the Anti-American Cuntmuffins’ Lapdogs Union Anti-American Cuntmuffins’ Lapdogs Union have long bleated argued that these methods are ineffective in extracting useful information from Al-Obambi collaborators enemy combatants.
Item: Former Vice-President
with more cojones than in the entire Demoscum Party Dick Cheney went on record saying, in effect, “Hey, if you’re going to release those memos, release the ones that also say these methods, y’know, actually work.”
“One of the things that I find a little bit disturbing about this recent disclosure is they put out the legal memos, the memos that the CIA got from the Office of Legal Counsel, but they didn’t put out the memos that showed the success of the effort,” Cheney said.
Cheney said he’s asked that the documents be declassified because he has remained silent on the confidential information, but he knows how successful the interrogation process was and wants the rest of the country to understand.
Terrorist enabler & racist bastard Attorney General Eric “America’s A Bunch Of Racist Cowards” Holder claims he won’t do the very thing he’s now doing – releasing memos selectively.
“It is certainly the intention of this administration not to play hide and seek, or not to release certain things,” said Holder. “It is not our intention to try to advance a political agenda or to try to hide things from the American people.”
Holder said he wasn’t sure exactly which memos Cheney is referring to, because he hasn’t seen them. The attorney general suggested such classified documents may exist at other agencies.
“I’m the attorney general and I don’t control many of the memos you might be talking about,” said Holder.
Bullshit, Erica. You run the
InJustice Department; you have control over the memos. And it’s not like these things are rogue documents strewn about all over the place like data on a fragmented hard drive. They’re in the same general area; you, figuratively speaking, are looking up around the ceiling while the memos are right under your nose.
So tell us, Erica: Who’s the coward now, hmmmmm???
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Ann Coulter revealed in her column this week that her mom has passed of ovarian cancer.
The Realm mourns her passing, and grieves with Ann.
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 20:43
And I’ll bet you’d thought I’d forgotten, didn’tcha?
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 18:35
I’ve come down with either food poisoning or a stomach flu, so here for your edification is one of the speakers from last week’s Dallas Tea Party.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have a Ferengi to hunt down…
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 19:52
Item: In the Miss USA pageant this past weekend (not to be confused with the Miss America pageant), Miss California – a lady by the name of Carrie Prejean – finished second.
As part of the competition, her portion of the interview segment featured a question by the self-proclaimed “Queen Of All Media”, Perez Hilton – not to be confused with the self-proclaimed “King Of All Media”, Howierd Stern (now there’s a couple for you, no?). The question was asked thusly:
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OZY MCCOOL: Unnnnhh!!!
KORRIOTH: Dammit, put it back! I was just starting to feel good again!
Trust the Klingon.
Sorry about the extended italicization, guys.
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 22:52
Becoming pretty clear by now that no one in Al-Obambi ever took any courses in how to win friends & influence people.
Because not only are a great many of us potential terrorists merely because of the things we believe…now we’re all bad for Mother Gaia’s Precious Earth because we’re all polluters on a felonious scale.
The Environmental Protection Agency concluded Friday that greenhouse gases linked to climate change “endanger public health and welfare,” setting the stage for regulating them under federal clean air laws.
The EPA action marks the first step toward imposing limits on pollution linked to climate change, which would mean tighter rules for cars and power plants. Agency officials cautioned such regulations are expected to be part of a lengthy process and not issued anytime soon.
Limits on carbon dioxide and five other greenhouse gases would have widespread economic and social impact, from requiring better fuel efficiency for automobiles to limiting emissions from power plants and industrial sources, changing the way the nation produces energy.
Loose translation: The fucking socialist bastards in DC all want us to quit breathing out. (And presumably they want us to quit breathing oxygen in – that oxygen’s theirs, y’know.)
We’re getting a lot closer to picking up that watering can, if you ask me.