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But unlike ThoseShirts.com, Cafe Press ACTUALLY ANSWERS THE EMAIL I SEND THEM!!!!
The outrageous thing about this bitch is that she’s still wasting our oxygen.
Narrating a new MSNBC “Lean Forward” spot, the Tulane professor laments that we in America “haven’t had a very collective notion that these are our children.” “[W]e have to break through our kind of private idea that kids belong to their parents or kids belong to their families, and recognize that kids belong to their communities,” Harris-Perry argued.
Get near my boy, you cowardly cunt, and – parental rights or not – it’ll be the last thing you ever do.
Children belong to the parents – not you, the “community” or the State. And as much as I dislike Her Doublewide Bitchiness, I’d still trust her with my son more than I would you.
So don’t even think it, bitch. Unless you have a death wish.
And at the other extreme (i.e. the heterophobic pro-sodomite militant leftards) comes this video.
I’m putting it below the fold to give you time to put down all throwables/breakables/shootables, etc. I guaran-damn-tee you that you’ll have your own personal RCOB™ going within fifteen seconds, and by the end will be wanting to print out a picture of this bastard to take to the range with you.
So here we go. Don’t say I didn’t warn you:
Now, this vid was originally taken down after the asslick got caught in the resulting shitstorm; what you’re watching here is a re-upload. The pussy who actually committed this heinous act of sheer chickenshittery has his YouTube page here. Do note the overwhelming display of support he’s receiving. (The guy is supposedly some sort of instructor/lecturer, which is the reason this has been added to “Asshattery in Academia”.)
Lord, please don’t ever send me to Arizona. I don’t think I could get out of there without being arrested for shoving a cattle prod up this prick’s ass and locking it on “high”…
UPDATE(s): Well, first & foremost, the pusstard appears to have gotten shitcanned for his shit.
Adam Smith, former CFO and treasurer of medical supplies manufacturer Vante, caused quite a stir today when he put up a video of himself bullying a Chick-fil-A drive-thru employee in Tucson on YouTube.
Smith berates the worker about her company in the video, which was initially titled ”Reduce $’s to Chick-Fil-A’s Hate Groups.” It has since been taken down (though others have uploaded it too).
[...]
Vante didn’t approve of Smith’s behavior, and he’s no longer working there.
Here’s the press release from Vante announcing that Smith is “no longer an employee of our company,” effective immediately:
TUCSON, AZ–(Marketwire – Aug 2, 2012) – The following is a statement from Vante:
Vante regrets the unfortunate events that transpired yesterday in Tucson between our former CFO/Treasurer Adam Smith and an employee at Chick-fil-A. Effective immediately, Mr. Smith is no longer an employee of our company.
The actions of Mr. Smith do not reflect our corporate values in any manner. Vante is an equal opportunity company with a diverse workforce, which holds diverse opinions. We respect the right of our employees and all Americans to hold and express their personal opinions, however, we also expect our company officers to behave in a manner commensurate with their position and in a respectful fashion that conveys these values of civility with others.
We hope that the general population does not hold Mr. Smith’s actions against Vante and its employees.
Oh, and the other update? If you go to that site of his I linked, you’ll see that he’s put up a cycling video…and taken down all the support.
And as if that weren’t enough (as the General succinctly noted here), the National Concubine of Asshats & Arsekissers decided to collect their own pound of flesh:
The NCAA decision to void all Penn State victories back to 1998 eliminated 111 Penn State victories, dropping iconic coach Joe Paterno from the all-time winningest football coach to 12th on the list.
With the wins voided, Paterno’s official career win total is 298. Bobby Bowden with 377 wins becomes the all-time winningnest Division I.
Bullshit. Pure, unadulterated, 100-percent non-biodegradeable bullshit. The NCAA does not have the authority to do that to either Paterno or Penn State. JoePa & the Nittany Lions won those games fair & square, and there’s fuck all the NCAA can do about it.
Suck it, NCAA! Joe Paterno has just as many wins as he did this time seven days ago. Kiss Penn State’s collective ass if you don’t like that.
The NCAA has slammed Penn State with an unprecedented series of penalties, including a $60 million fine and the loss of all coach Joe Paterno’s victories from 1998-2011, in the wake of the Jerry Sandusky child sex abuse scandal.
Other sanctions include a four-year ban on bowl games, and the loss of 20 scholarships per year over four years.
Not that I give a shit about what happens to the school itself, seeing as it pissed on the Paterno family’s back and tried to tell ‘em it was raining.
But if I were them, I’d be on the horn to my attorneys RightFuckingNow™. The National Cowards & Assholes Association may fancy itself as some sort of college athletics Gestapo, but that doesn’t mean their bullshit has the force of law.
Do it, Penn State. Bloody their noses a bit and see if they don’t back off.
This morning, Pennsylvania State University beclowned itself with an act of sacrilege.
The Joe Paterno statue was removed Sunday morning from its pedestal outside Beaver Stadium, and it will be stored in an unnamed “secure location,” Penn State president Rodney Erickson announced. Erickson also said the Paterno name will remain on the university’s library.
Well, how absolutely fuckin’ white of Widdle Wodney.
The decision came 10 days after a scathing report by former FBI director Louis J. Freeh found that Paterno, with three other top Penn State administrators, had concealed allegations of child sexual abuse made against former defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The Freeh report concluded their motive was to shield the university and its football program from negative publicity.
Lemme tell you something about Louise Freeh. This dickhead was the FBI director for one Bill “Kaiser Wilhelm von Slickmeister” Clinton.
You guys do remember Der Kaiser, don’t you? You know – the half-assed excuse-for-a-President who had a full-blown affair with one Monica Lewinsky (complete with a cigar up her pussy & everything) – then lied about it to the American people?!?!?!?!?!That Kaiser Wilhelm?
Louise Freeh was part of one of the lyingest half-assed regimes in American history. He himself is a lying sack of shit. If Louise Freeh were to tell me that 2+2=4, I’d damned sure have a calculator & a couple of computers handy.
Joe Paterno was never charged with a crime. He never had a fair trial. His attorneys were never – and still aren’t – allowed to cross-examine witnesses, whom themselves are shielded by their own attorneys. Yet we’re expected, nay obligated, to take Louise Freeh’s word as fucking gospel?!
Fuck. That.
Joe Paterno, like every other American citizen, is innocent until proven guilty. He, just like all the rest of us, is entitled to the benefit of the doubt. Nothing less.
Yet Widdle Wodney Ewickson, being the spineless little dickweasel he is, will take the word of the FBI director of a known & proven liar, and further sully the reputation of the man that defined what previously had been the model college football program for nearly the last half century – and does it after the man has died, thus leaving him unable to defend himself.
Typical leftard scumbaggery.
Fuck you, Rodney Erickson.
Fuck you, Penn State.
Fuck you, Louise Freeh, you cowardly little needle-dicked son-of-a-bitch.
Ged Kates can keep his job another year – but dammit, son, you need to find you a secondary.
Guess it was too daunting a task. Kates is taking his marbles and moving to Beverly Hills Richland Hills.
The Arlington Heights football program, one of the most successful teams in the district, took the biggest hit, with seven coaches resigning.
In 2009, with Ged Kates as their head coach, the Yellow Jackets became the first Fort Worth team in eight years to win a playoff game. Heights also won a playoff game in 2011. In January, Kates accepted the head coaching position at Richland.
Former Kates assistants Brian Brown, Steven Burkett, Jacob Johnson, William Kates, Cody McCauley, Derek Ward and Whitney Wyatt have decided to leave.
Kates said three of his former Heights assistants will join him at Richland.
They’re calling it a cost-cutting measure. I call it the gutting of a once-proud football program.
Denizens, welcome to this week’s edition of the Perfect Football Weekend™.
Arlington Heights gets its season ended by Birdville tonight, fifth-ranked Smurf Turf Douchebag State proves once again it can’t beat TCU without their so-called “trickeration” (they’ll win, but they’ll have to use trick plays to do so), sixth-ranked Oklahoma has the week off, so we’ll plug in 18th-ranked Wisconsin at UMinne-haha, 19th-ranked Nebraska is at 12th-ranked Penn State, and Dallas has Beefalo at home on Sunday.
And I’m not pontificating on the games this weekend, because I’ve got a Red Curtain o’ Blood™ covering my eyes RightAboutNow™, and a certain Filipina bitch – not to mention a lot of other Lame-Assed Media™ types – are at the top of my shit list.
Some background. A damned good man lost his job today, and he lost it for the CARDINAL, UNFORGIVABLE SIN!!!!11!!!ONE!!1!ELEVENTYMILLION!!1!…of following Pennsylvania state law.
For the first time in almost a half-century, someone other than Joe Paterno is calling the shots at Penn State.
The winningest coach in major college football history was fired Wednesday night
A good man is now persona non grata with a great many shitheaded asshats around this country simply because he followed Pennsylvania state law and delivered a second-hand report from an underling about a criminal incident that he did not personally witness. Paterno went to his athletic director, as he should have done, and reported what he had been told. Yet, he is being treated as a pariah by those of the Fifth Column™ who think they’re entitled to be the moral arbiters of us all.
And whether Joe Paterno was initially told the lurid specifics of that 2002 rape or not, the reports that say that Jerry Sandusky still had access to the locker room, still had an office, and still was entitled to roam the Penn State campus defy all definitions of responsible adult behavior.
What does it take for someone, knowing Sandusky’s questioned past, to go to somebody in charge — the athletic director, the school president, the police — and ask, “What’s that pervert doing near this football team?”
Instead, having failed to expel one-time assistant coach and defensive coordinator Sandusky, the people at Penn State tried to pull a rug over the situation.
Because they could.
What, because you say so, Gil LeBretard? And pray tell, what gives you the right to pass judgment over Joe Paterno? Or any of us, for that matter?
And then there’s that Filipina skank, Michelle “Malicious” Malkin.
Yeah, Malicious? Tell me – when do you get your comeuppance for what you did to Rick Perry, hm? When do you get shunned and frog-marched (as you apparently want to do with JoePa) for whining & sniveling about Tina Brown’s “stupid photo tricks” against your honeygirl, Michelle Bachmann, then four days later did the exact same fucking thing to Governor Perry?
The point, skank, in case you can’t keep up: Who the hell appointed you, or anyone like you, to be the definitive moral arbiter of all of us? What gives you, or this pusstard excuse-for-a-police-commissioner Fwankie Noonan, any business to stand up there on a pedestal and say what any of us should do? WHO MADE YOU THE BOSSES OF US, YOU BASTARDS?!
And now Joe Paterno, who had a 61-year career setting the definitive example of how a football program, college, pro or otherwise, should be run, is treated as less than pond scum and unceremoniously dumped from a job he loved, all because a bunch of fuckheaded, asstastic piles of shit decided to impose their own moral values on him and say he should have done something a lot of them probably wouldn’t have had the balls to do themselves in his stead?
Ever noticed how the same ones who snivel, piss & moan about Christians supposedly imposing their values on others suddenly decide it’s okay for them to do so when it involves their own half-assed excuses-for-values being imposed.
Fuck ‘em. Just fuck all of ‘em.
UPDATE: Oh, and not to put too fine a point thereupon (and yes, I know this doesn’t mean shit to anyone outside this blog – give me credit for still realizing the world doesn’t revolve around me)…from this point forward into perpetuity, a Perfect Football Weekend™ will be declared on the spot, regardless of how the rest of my teams do, anytime Penn State gets its ass handed to them.
Meaning, for example, that if Nebraska wins this weekend, it’s an automatic PFW, even if I go 0-4 with the other squads.
Fuck you, Penn State “trustees”. I wouldn’t trust you now with my shit, much less my kid.
Elena Kagan, back when she was one of the minions of Das Klintonreich™, back before The Entire Civilized World™ was told that she’s eminently qualified for the Supreme Court because she plays softball, bah Gawd!!!! (a little Jim Ross lingo, there), wrote a memo directly opposing the American College of Obstreticians & Gynecologists when they said there was no medical reason for a woman to have a partial-birth abortion:
During the heat of the debate in the 1990s, the American College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists said an expert panel it commissioned could find no medical reason why the partial-birth abortion procedure would ever be used to protect a woman’s life or health.
Still, Clinton said he would not sign a ban on the three-day-long abortion procedure that involves the partial birth of an unborn child and the gruesome destruction of the baby’s life by jabbing medical scissors into its skull unless it contained a health exception for women.
Kagan, in a December 14, 1996 memo, appeared to be upset that ACOG couldn’t find any justification for Clinton’s position.
“This, of course, would be disaster — not the less so (in fact, the more so) because ACOG continues to oppose the legislation,” she said of the inability to discern a medical reason for the second-trimester abortion procedure.
Kagan also appears to suggest manipulating ACOG’s statement to support Clinton’s position.
Notes in Kagan’s handwriting list “suggested options” for modifying the ACOG position statement including having the Clinton administration claiming a partial-birth abortion “may be the best or most appropriate” option.
That language made its way in the final version of the ACOG statement released about the ban along with the original language found by the panel of medical experts.
Read the whole thing, then come back here. I’ll wait.
Okay. During confirmation hearings today to decide on the nomination of this little fat Klintonista toadie to the highest court in the land, Senator Orrin Hatch (R-UT) questioned her on the memo (hat tip: Patterico). Here’s that part of the questioning:
“Did you write that memo?” Hatch asked.
“Senator, with respect,” Kagan began, “I don’t think that that’s what happened — ”
“Did you write that memo?”
“I’m sorry — the memo which is?”
“The memo that caused them to go back to the language of ‘medically necessary,’ which was the big issue to begin with — ”
“Yes, well, I’ve seen the document — ”
“But did you write it?”
“The document is certainly in my handwriting.”
Oh, Great Honkin’ Cthulu. “The document is certainly in my handwriting”?!?!?! Hell, why not just say, “And yes, Senator, the pen that wrote it certainly has my fingerprints on it. But I think it was the butler in the drawing room with the hammer.”
Thanks, but I think I would’ve rather had Harriet Miers.
Guess you’ve seen by now where racist eugenics evolutionary shit-for-brainsprofessor shit-for-brains Satoshi Kanazawa has all but decreed that we conservatives and/or Christians ain’t too ed-yoo-ma-ka-ted.
Political, religious and sexual behaviors may be reflections of intelligence, a new study finds.
Evolutionary psychologist Satoshi Kanazawa at the the London School of Economics and Political Science correlated data on these behaviors with IQ from a large national U.S. sample and found that, on average, people who identified as liberal and atheist had higher IQs. This applied also to sexual exclusivity in men, but not in women. The findings will be published in the March 2010 issue of Social Psychology Quarterly.
There is but one thing – and only one thing, if you ask me – that can be viewed as a proper response to an asshat like this.
“Romans 1:22″.
And thank you, Sack-o-shit Kwanzaanawa, but I’ll take the Apostle Paul’s intellect – not to mention He who gave to him – over your fecal-material-between-the-ears any day of the week.
What really pisses me off about this is that my boy is about to be indoctrinated into this bullshit, and I can’t do much about it – save for some very illegal shit…
Candidates for certification to teach in public schools in Texas are being told that they will be held accountable for any “heterosexist” leanings and must become agents working to change society, according to one candidate who was alarmed by the demands.
The applicant, who requested anonymity for fear of repercussions, told WND part of the teachings on multiculturalism required him to read several online postings about the issue inside the education industry.
One warns that “teachers and administrators must be held accountable for practices deemed to be racist, sexist, heterosexist, classist, or in any other way discriminatory.” And a second warned that educators must not define education as the basic skills.
Oh, they’ll be held accountable, all right – ‘specially after the fecal material begins to impact the oscillating bladed spindle.
“How do we create a better world? How do we do more than simply survive? As educators, we must help people to become committed to social change,” the article demanded.
Well, I know how you bastards can create a better world – but your survival doesn’t have much to do with it.
The Department of Well, This Is A Shock™ chimes in with this not terribly surprising piece of crap which should surprise no one save those living under rocks.
An overwhelming majority of science professors at Texas’ public and private universities say they’re against a state policy requiring that weaknesses in the theory of evolution be covered in public school science classes, according to a new study released Monday.
Nah, can’t have the young skulls full o’ mush (a little Rush lingo, there) gettin’ their minds filled with, y’know, actual truth. That might, who knows? postpone their inevitable indoctrination into the One World Religion of Gaia and Mother Earth ‘n all. We can’t very well have that, now can we?
About 95 percent of those responding to the study by the progressive socialist [Fixed it for ya. -DV] group Texas Freedom Network said schools should teach “just evolution” in covering the origins of life on earth. The rest said children should learn both evolution and the creationist theory called “intelligent design.”
Ah yes. The so-called “Texas Freedom Network”, the group started by liberal bimbo Samantha Smoot Smantha Smut and led until recently by the daughter of the late Damn Bitchards, Cece – otherwise known as “Princess Butch”, if you know what I mean.
Yeah, that’s sure a ringing endorsement from an obviously fair & balanced, non-partisan group there. Not a scintilla of bias anywhere to be found there, NoSirreeBob™.
A sociology professor at the University of Texas at Arlington surveyed 464 university biologists and anthropologists in the study, released just as the State Board of Education gears up for Wednesday’s public hearing on new science curriculum standards.
Oh, right. “Sociology”. Among the most liberal of the Liberal Arts. And the asshat probably got to pick out whom he polled, too.
Nah, no bias to see here, move along.
A main topic of discussion is expected to be how teachers should treat Charles Darwin’s theory of evolution.
“Many of these science faculty members help determine who gets into our state colleges and universities,” said the study’s author, Raymond A. Eve.
Which is probably one of the primary reasons why our college grads are so fucking handicapped & behind the proverbial 8-ball once academia has finished indoctrinating “educating” them. Garbage in, garbage out, to quote the old IT aphorism.
“Their responses should send parents a clear message that those who want to play politics with science education are putting our kids at risk.”
Because obviously the Gaiaists who love playing politics with Johnny’s ed-u-ma-ca-shun can’t handle all the political competition.
Most study respondents said they believe any focus on the weaknesses of evolution theory and on alternative theories would harm students’ college readiness and their ability to compete for jobs.
Not to mention that they won’t be able to buy & sell without that all-important allegiance to Mommy Earth and Gaia.
Hell – why don’t we just stamp the “666″ on their foreheads now and be done with it, hm?
Texas Freedom Network president Kathy Miller, whose group often spars with social conservatives, said it would be a mistake to ignore the beliefs of science professors from public and private universities across the state.
“This survey leaves no doubt that the political crusade against evolution and other attempts to dumb down our public school science curriculum are deeply misguided,” Ms. Miller said.
“Dumb down our public school science curriculum”, Kathy, you ignorant slut? Projection much, you Cupid Stunt™?
Guys, I’m gonna have to borrow a Glenn Beck line for this one.
Blood is gonna come SHOOTING out of your eyes on this one
This is so farking sick I am having a difficult time trying to figure out what to say to start things. So I’ll just let the guys from WND take care of it. Go here to follow along.
A federal court decision approving mandatory public school instruction for children as young as kindergarten in how to be homosexual is being allowed to stand, drawing a description of “despicable” from the parent who unsuccessfully challenged his school district’s “gay” advocacy agenda.
The U.S. Supreme Court without comment has refused to intervene in a case prompted by the actions of officials at Estabrook Elementary school in Lexington, Mass., who not only were teaching homosexuality to young children, but specifically refused to allow Christian parents to opt their children out of the indoctrination.
I know everyone here doesn’t need reminding about this, but for the sake of these dimwits in academia, maybe a little brushing up on the one, true law needs to be brought forth.
It’s patently clear that Massachusetts public education is not concerned one damn bit about doing their primary job — EDUCATING, but rather furthering an agenda of social engineering that utterly twists and warps the Judeo-Christian beginnings of this nation. Hell, these folks are not only throwing all that out the window they’re also saying “we’re gonna do whatever the fuck we want with your kids and you parents ain’t got shit for say so about it.”
I’m quite certain that the original Pilgrims who landed there on Mayflower Rock are ready to jump out of their graves and start screaming “Just WHAT THE HELL are you doing?”
I’m gonna take time out from my constant belittling of B. HUSSEIN!!! Obambi to comment on something that’s been bugging me for a while.
As most of you know, Stephanie Dawn Stewart Crager, aka “Steffi the Doublewide Bitch Supreme”, used to be an elementary school teacher. (And a shitty one at that, but that’s another post.)
I think that even she would be hard pressed to fail as a teacher under this grading system that the Dallas Independent (on drugs) School District has adopted.
Dallas public school students who flunk tests, blow off homework and miss assignment deadlines can make up the work without penalty, under new rules that have angered many teachers.
The new rules will be distributed when teachers return to their campuses next week. But many who have already seen the regulations say they are too lenient on slackers, and will come at the expense of kids who work hard.
For example, the new rules require teachers to accept late work and prevent them from penalizing students for missed deadlines. Homework grades that would drag down a student’s overall average will be thrown out.
So what’s the point of, you know, actually studying and being diligent and all, if you know you’re gonna pass no effin’ matter what???
One must, of a necessity, wonder whether or not any thought on the part of the DISD school board was put into the ramifications of implementing this policy. In fact, one must wonder whether the DISD school board has any fuckin’ brains at all.
I mean, this policy is basically telling students that all they have to do is show up. And who can tell – maybe they don’t have to even do that, y’know?
School officials said the new guidelines are needed to ensure that all district teachers operate under the same rules and to create a “fair system” for grading students.
“The purpose behind it is to ensure fair and credible evaluation of learning – from grade to grade and school to school,” said Denise Collier, the district’s chief academic officer.
Translation: We’re afraid of getting our asses sued again by LU(L)LAC, the NAA(L)CP, or any other “identity politics” group with a burr up its collective asshole.
The new guidelines were developed by district staff and did not require school board approval.
Bullshit flag, 15 yards, loss of down.
There ain’t No Way In Hell™ that the school board didn’t sign off on this. Heads would be rolling right now if the DISD school board had so much as the slightest objection to this half-assed policy. And no one’s yet lost his/her job over this, nor will anyone.
At least, not until the next school board election cycle.
So take heart, Steffi. You could probably get your old DISD job back, double your salary and move back out of Mummy and Fat Ass’ Daddy’s place again.
Item: The Dallas Independent School District hires an accountant for what the Dullest Moaning Snooze called the district’s “fraud-busting Office of District Integrity”. He claimed on his résumé that he was a Certified Public Accountant.
Item: Said accountant quit today after the Snooze learned that his CPA certification had been revoked ten years ago.
Item: The DISD school board is minority-majority. Of the nine trustees, there’s only one white guy.
Coincidence?
Now, before any of you libtard assholes start your bleating about racism, lemme make this point: The minorities in this town have for decades decried everything being under so-called white control, screaming bloody murder about racism, insisting that desegragation lawsuits go on ten years longer than they really needed to, and kvetching looooooong and louuuuuuud about how they could run things as well, if not better.
And so they got their chance. And we’ve had everything from love triangles among the high muckety mucks to furniture scandals to purchasing card abuses…well, you get the idea.
And now this.
If there is one bright spot about the Doublewide Bitch Supreme™ taking my boy with her…it’s that he won’t be educated in this hellhole.
Denizens, it probably will come as little shock to you guys that I was somewhat of a smart-ass in grade school.
One time, in third grade, I was forced to stay after school and follow my teacher – old and Crotchety (with the proverbial capital C) Miss Richards – a spinster if there ever was one, but I digress – around the school making a “put your hand down” hand gesture.
My cardinal sin? Mocking her for doing the same thing to one of my friends…who, at the time, really needed to go, if you catch my drift. Anyway, Old & Crotchety made that gesture, I mocked it, and she caught me and issued discipline – putting her on my personal shit list the remainder of the time I attended that school.
That’s nothing compared to what happened at a school in Pennsylvania the other day.
(The guy is supposedly some sort of instructor/lecturer, which is the reason this has been added to “Asshattery in Academia”.)
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