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Ever notice that the heterophobic assholes who are doing their damndest to shove homosexual marriage down our throats…were (and are) the same bigoted anti-Christian bastards who squeam about us attempting to “impose our morals” on everyone else?
(Yeah, I know it’s stating the obvious. I’m just sayin’.)
For years we heard from out friends on the left about Bush’s “helping” his “rich” buddies at the expense of the nation. Now there is this. It seems that some very curious actions have come out of the White House, actions which coincidentally benefit large Obama donors.
Is it any wonder that our fellow Americans have so little use for our elected leaders?
Denizens, trust me, I wish I could find this ad on YouTube. (Trust me – I did try.)
SCRIPT: Democratic gubernatorial candidate Bill White: “We believe that federal immigration laws should be enforced. We believe Texans believe that we need federal help in securing that border.
“Rick Perry has been governor for nine-and-a-half years. You would think that he would have been able to get some of the federal resources that he now claims that we needed all these years.
“As governor, I’ll put 1,000 more police officers and deputy sheriffs all along our border, arresting the gang members, the drug dealers and let them know things aren’t safe for them in Texas.
“I’m Bill White. I’m in it for Texas.”
Oh. My. Freakin’. GAWD!!!!ONE!1!!11!
He didn’t just say that. Tell me he didn’t just say that.
Houston residents asked a divided City Council Tuesday to end an official city policy that forbids local police from rounding up undocumented immigrants for being in the country illegally.
Slightly more than a dozen people appeared before the council in support of Councilman Mark Ellis’ proposal to overturn the policy, which prevents officers from asking about someone’s citizenship status or detaining someone for being in the country illegally.
Houston is not officially a so-called “sanctuary city,” since the policy is not codified in a city ordinance. Ellis’ proposal would rescind the general order that governs the policy and replace it with a city ordinance that would require officers to enforce federal immigration laws.
Hence the “wink wink, nudge nudge”.
Bill White, you dumb son-of-a-bitch.
Don’t give me, or the rest of the right-thinking intelligents of the great state of Texas any of this bullshit about wanting to do something about “border security” WHEN IT’S YOU YOUR OWN FUCKING SELF who did everything you could to undermine it as Houston’s half-assed excuse-for-a-mayor!
Take the fucking mote out of your own eye before you try taking a peek into Rick Perry’s peeper, eh, you shit-for-brains “Sanctuary City™″ crapweasel?
This means you, the-uh Rrrrrrrrev’rn’d uh-Jack’s'nnnnnnnnnnn, Al “Tawana Brawley” Sharpton, John Whiney Price, Al Lipscomb, Diane Ragsdale, Maxine “Vote For The Candidate Who Looks Like You” Thornton-Reese, Maxi-Pad Waters, the Head-up-his-Ass Rev. Jack-ass-i-miah Wrong, and especially those two pussies Malik Shabazz & King Samir Shabazz from the Phucka-delphia New Black Pansy-asses Panthers.
You can take your accusations of RAAAAACISM – and shove it all up your pathetic, methane-overloaded, skanky asses.
We’ve always known you race pimps were full of shit.
ITEM: Dingy Harry Reid the Imperial Socialist Congress’ Senate Mob Majority Leader, claims Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts lied to become a member of that auguest body.
Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid said Friday that John Roberts misled the Senate during his confirmation hearings by pretending to be a moderate — and that the United States is now “stuck” with him as chief justice.
We’ll forget for a minute that there are worse fates that could possibly have befallen our country up to that point. Such as a Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg court, f’rinstance.
“Roberts didn’t tell us the truth. At least Alito told us who he was,” Reid said, referring to Samuel Alito, the second Supreme Court justice nominated by President George W. Bush. “But we’re stuck with those two young men, and we’ll try to change by having some moderates in the federal courts system as time goes on — I think that will happen.”
“Didn’t tell [you] the truth”, eh, O Dingy-assed needle-dick?
And aren’t you the one who got caught lying out your skanky ass about threatening to not fully support our troops overseas?
On the tape above Reid says:
“There’s never been any suggestion that the military will not get everything they need.”
That is a complete lie.
Sen. Feingold’s website has the bill being discussed by the veteran with Reid.
April 2, 2007
Washington D.C. - U.S. Senator Russ Feingold (D-WI) and Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-NV) announced today that they are introducing legislation that will effectively end the current military mission in Iraq and begin the redeployment of U.S. forces. The bill requires the President to begin safely redeploying U.S. troops from Iraq 120 days from enactment, as required by the emergency supplemental spending bill the Senate passed last week. The bill ends funding for the war, with three narrow exceptions, effective March 31, 2008.
And you have the balls to accuse a damn good Chief Justice of lying? Keeping in mind, of course, that President Bush promised to nominate a strict constructionist to the bench, and that’s exactly what he did?
Fuck you, O Dingy One, you lying little crapweasel.
Another day, another instance where the Al-Obambi government shows its skanky ass, another RCOB Moment™ for yours truly.
This time, it’s the Ayatollah’s sorry-assed excuse-for-an-attorney general, Eric “Cock” Holder.
Attorney General Eric Holder described the United States Wednesday as a nation of cowards on matters of race, saying most Americans avoid discussing unresolved racial issues.
So we have us a spineless, needle-dicked, son-of-a-crabs-infested-crack-whore-bitch chickenshit pussy calling us a nation of cowards. This is the same dickweed that sent in his stormtrooper thugs to kidnap Elian Gonzalez – and he has the gall to call us “cowards”.
“Mr. Pot, there’s a Ms. Kettle on line two.”
In a speech to Justice Department employees marking Black History Month
A month which is, in and of itself, racist to the core.
Holder said the workplace is largely integrated but Americans still self-segregate on the weekends and in their private lives.
Oh, so now he purports to tell me whom I can associate with in my free time?
Tell me, Erica, you ass-spelunking sitzpinkler, just when are you planning on trying to make that law? Hell, you and your ilk are already planning on trashing the rest of Article I of the Bill of Rights of the United States Constitution – why not this part of it, too?
“Though this nation has proudly thought of itself as an ethnic melting pot, in things racial we have always been and continue to be, in too many ways, essentially a nation of cowards,” said Holder, nation’s first black attorney general.
Lemme tell you something, Erica, you goat-humping crapweasel: Anytime you wanna come down to Texas and trying calling me that to my face, I’ll be happy to receive you.
Make sure InJustice has good medical.
Race issues continue to be a topic of political discussion, Holder said, but “we, as average Americans, simply do not talk enough with each other about race.”
Y’don’t say? Could that be because: a) most of us right-thinkers not only don’t give a royal shit about race, we never have, or b) we’re damned fucking sick and tired of having the issue thrown in our faces on a nano-second-ly basis?
In fact, it seems to me that it’s generally RACISTS SUCH AS YOURSELF, ERICA, YOU COCK-SUCKING SHIT-FOR-BRAINS, that keep bringing up the issue time after time after time after time, etc, etc, ad infinitum, ad nauseam magnum???
I mean, you bastards are such Johnny-one-notes, is it any wonder we’re tuning your racist asses out?
He urged people of all races to use Black History Month as a chance for frank talk about racial matters.
Actually, we could get off to a good start by abolishing this so-called “Black History Month” altogether.
But don’t take my word for it. Listen to what this guy has to say on the topic:
“It is an issue we have never been at ease with and, given our nation’s history, this is in some ways understandable,” Holder said. “If we are to make progress in this area, we must feel comfortable enough with one another and tolerant enough of each other to have frank conversations about the racial matters that continue to divide us.”
The only things dividing us, Erica, you dumb fuck, are racists such as yourself, the Rev’rnnnnnnn’d Jac’k'snnnnnnnnn, Al “Bullhorn” Sharpton, et. al, who keep throwing all this shit back in our faces and calling us RAAAAAAAAAAAACIST without any proof whatsoever to back up their bullshit.
Projection much, assclown?
Then again, that’s Standard Operating Procedure™ nowadays for Demoscum, isn’t it?
He told Justice Department employees they have a special responsibility to advance racial understanding.
The only thing they have a “special responsibility” to do, Erica, you pathetic racist motherfucker, is to stay the hell out of my business and let me decide with whom I wanna associate, AS THE CONSTITUTION DEMANDS YOU EFFIN’ DO, FUCKFACE!!!
Vice President Biden took a stab at Chief Justice John Roberts on Wednesday, one day after the chief justice flubbed the oath of office that President Obama was to recite at his inauguration.
Biden was to swear in senior executive staff at a White House ceremony after having already given the oath to newly confirmed Cabinet secretaries. When Obama reminded him that he had only done the one group and hadn’t done the second yet, Biden quipped, “My memory is not as good as Chief Justice Roberts.”
Maybe Roberts didn’t want to follow your example as a plagiarizer, assmunch.
And then we’ve got his boss, the Ayatollah Obambi, whom methinks doth protesteth too much in revamping the Freedom of Information Act, in what appears to be an attempt to launch a criminal investigation against President Bush.
In one of his first official actions, President Barack Obama on Wednesday unveiled plans to strengthen the Freedom of Information Act, a key open-records law used by journalists and interest groups to track government activities.
“The way to make government accountable is make it transparent so that the American people can know exactly what decisions are being made, how they’re being made, and whether their interests are being well served,” he said while welcoming senior staff to the White House.
Obama has instructed staff members to err on the side of those seeking information in interpreting Freedom of Information laws.
This from the dickless wonder that still – STILL!!! – hasn’t produced a valid birth certificate proving that he’s a natural born United States Citizen, and thus eligible to even be where he is today.
PotKettleBlack™ much, Obambi, you dumb little testicularly-challenged fuckwit?
And you bastards in Al-Obambi might wanna think twice about trying to hold President Bush criminally responsible for protecting us all these years.
You leftist bastards might not like how we react to something like that.
Then again, anyone with an IQ greater than .5 could have. (Except, of course, for “chillyWilly” the Frozen Needledick™, but that’s another post.)
Someone made B. HUSSEIN!!! Obambi look bad by exposing his illegal alien “aunti Spumanti”, therefore, the call has gone out for an investigation.
Democratic U.S. Rep. John Conyers of Michigan fired off a letter asking Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff to investigate whether someone leaked the information to the media in an effort to damage Obama.
“The AP reports that it ‘could not establish whether anyone at a political level in the Bush administration or in the McCain campaign had been involved,’ a very disturbing (suggestion) indeed,” read the letter from Conyers, who is chairman of the House Judiciary Committee.
“This leak is deplorable and I urge you to take immediate action to investigate and discipline those responsible.”
Meanwhile, the state of Ohio has done a full rectal examination on Joe The Plumber™, and few – if any – Demoscum are raising so much as an eyebrow over it.
PotKettleBlack™ episode number 671,254.
The reckoning is coming, Donks, you rat-dicked crapweasels. And when it gets here, you’ll have no one to blame but yourselves. May God (or Cthulu, or Maitreya, or your chakras & crystals) have mercy on you – because I don’t know of anyone else who will.
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