Posted by Darth Venomous @ 22:30
DIE, SWINE, DIE!!!!!
Buford. T. Justice.
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 0:45
Oh, really? That’s nice.
Damn, the Cowgirlz are gonna have to figure out how to replace Tyrone Crawford…
(*Incidentally, Jim Hoft, no – I don’t consider you part of the LSM. But everyone else is going all ga-ga for them, so…)
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 10:38
(Hat tip: M, via FB)
Drudge is reporting that Janet “Big Sister” Napolitano is out the door, outta here!!!.
Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano said Friday she will step down from her post to become president of the University of California system.
Yeah…she’ll fit right in: She’s a fruit, a flake and a nut.
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 22:36
Denizens, remember when I kvetched long & loud about George “I Guarantee It” Zimmer, late of the Men’s Wearhouse? The bastard that threw in with the Occutards out there in Oakland?
Yeah, that guy.
Well, Men’s Wearhouse isn’t coming right out & saying it, but it looks as if some of our complaints finally made it up to the ears of the board. They fired the fuckhead yesterday.
The men’s clothier said Wednesday that it fired executive chairman and face of the company George Zimmer, 64, who has appeared in many of its TV commercials with the slogan “You’re going to like the way you look. I guarantee it.”
The company announced the move in a terse statement that gave no reason for the abrupt firing of Zimmer, who built Men’s Wearhouse Inc. from one small Houston store using a cigar box as a cash register to one of North America’s largest men’s clothing sellers with 1,143 locations.
Zimmer said in a written statement that over the past several months he and the board of directors disagreed about the company’s direction.
“Over the last 40 years, I have built The Men’s Wearhouse into a multi-billion dollar company with amazing employees and loyal customers who value the products and service they receive at The Men’s Wearhouse,” he said in a statement. But he noted that “instead of fostering the kind of dialogue in the boardroom that has, in part, contributed to our success, the board has inappropriately chosen to silence my concerns by terminating me as an executive officer.”
Sounds to me like your decision to side with the Occutards finally bit you in your ample ass.
About damned time, too. I can go shopping for suits again.
That karma, it do be a bee-yotch, don’t it?
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 0:47
Now after the Sabbath, as it began to dawn toward the first day of the week, Mary Magdalene and the other Mary came to look at the grave.
And behold, a severe earthquake had occurred, for an angel of the Lord descended from heaven and came and rolled away the stone and sat upon it. And his appearance was like lightning, and his clothing as white as snow.
The guards shook for fear of him and became like dead men. The angel said to the women, “Do not be afraid; for I know that you are looking for Jesus who has been crucified.
He is not here, for He has risen, just as He said.
And may God add his blessings to the reading of His holy Word.
1,980 years ago, it wasn’t about candy-coated eggs, fake plastic colored straw or bunny rabbits.
Today, 1,980 years later…it still isn’t.
The secularists can scoff & sneer all they like.
We’ve read the end of the Book. We win.
Happy Easter 2013, Denizens. He is risen!!!
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 21:14
Satan has begun his eternal raping of Hugito the Needle-Dick.
Let the party…commence!!!
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 0:31
Damn. Did we say “10-point lead”?
Soooooo very sorry.
How about a 12-point thumping???
Tea Party favorite Ted Cruz was headed toward victory Tuesday night, pulling off a stunning coup and besting veteran Lt. Gov. David Dewhurst in a fierce, hard-fought, multi-million dollar Republican quest for Texas’ first open Senate seat in a decade.
In the GOP battle that became “establishment” versus Tea Party, Cruz held 56 percent of the vote to Dewhurst’s 44 percent, with 6.780 of 7,957 precincts reporting.
Now that probably won’t hold up, especially if the Southern Command down there goes ahead and takes their foot off Houston’s throat (grin), but this is damned encouraging to behold.
Memo to Davey Pants Pee-yew-hurst: This is what you get for running like a Demoscum, boy. Don’t come to us calling yourself a conservative when your entire campaign against Cruz came from the leftards’ Short-Bus playbook – right down to that fuckheaded Sandy Fonzo “Ted Cruz should be ashamed of himself, I don’t know how he can sleep at night” bullshit.
Demoscum use those tactics, chump. And you gave a textbook demonstration on why you’re well-known in Texas as a “moderate” (read: libtard). The only good thing about your excuse-for-a-campaign is that, because he endorsed you, I can now go back to calling him “Big Dickhead Perry”.
Now. On to November, and yet another kicking of Donktard ass.
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 20:55
According to Hoft over at Gateway Pundit, MSNBC has not only already called the race for Scott Walker in Wisconsin, Lt. Governor Rebecca “Babe” Kleefisch also wins tonight, 59-41.
SUCK IT, LIBTARDS!!1!!ONE!!1!!ELEVENTYBILLION!!1!!!~ BWAHHHHH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…!!!!!
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 0:01
Those of you who have read me for any length of time – well, you probably knew it was coming all along, didn’t you? – but you know damned well what this is.
For now, click the link. Go ahead. Click it. I effin’ dare you.
And turn it up. Waaaaaay up. )
That’s right, sportz fanz: It’s vacation time for His Rudeness. A chance to Get Away From It All for the next 10 days or so.
Thanks to Bambi & his shitty economy, though, Mrs. Venomous & I are staying in town and not doing a helluva lot, due to the money just not being there.
MRS. VENOMOUS: Ohhhhhh, don’t worry, sweetie. We’ll find plenty of things to do. (wink)
Vicar, General – you guys have the conn. General…when you’re done chlorinating the gene pool of Occutards down there in the Southern Command, could I borrow another squadron of those black helicopters…?
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 15:54
Rep. Ron Paul of Texas said Monday he will not compete in primaries in any of the states that have not yet voted — essentially confirming Mitt Romney will win the Republican presidential nomination.
Mr. Paul said he will continue to work to win delegates in states that have already voted and where the process of delegate-selection is playing out. He said that’s a way to make his voice heard at the Republican nominating convention in Tampa, Fla., in August.
“Moving forward, however, we will no longer spend resources campaigning in primaries in states that have not yet voted,” Mr. Paul said. “Doing so with any hope of success would take many tens of millions of dollars we simply do not have.”
Translation: “Mene mene tekel upharsin”.
If there is a Cthulhu, this will be the absolute last time we ever see the words “Ron Paul” and “presidential candidate” in the same sentence.
But then we are talking about the definitive blithering idiot, so I wouldn’t hold my breath.
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 18:09
[SCENE: Deep space. The Realm's brand-new Federation-class cruiser prototype, ISS Poseidon, has been joined by Mrs. Venomous' personal vessel, Apparition. Poseidon, having been faster and thus first able to track the Facebook Nexus that apparently captured Lord Darth Venomous, has spent the last six hours scanning the energy ribbon that seems to serve as the nexus' gateway - without success.
On the bridge of Poseidon, Supreme General Rayegun is ship-to-ship with a highly-agitated Mrs. Venomous, and is desperately trying to calm her.]
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 7:38
And at long last, Widdle Jonnie Huntsboy has seen his personal “Mene Mene Tekel Upharsin” and decided to hang it up.
On Monday morning, Jon Huntsman announced his decision to quit his presidential bid following a poor showing in New Hampshire’s Jan. 10 primary. In his announcement, he derided the negativity permeating the GOP primary race and immediately threw his support behind Mitt Romney.
“Today, I am suspending my campaign for the presidency,” the former Utah governor and U.S. ambassador to China said during a news conference held in Myrtle Beach, S.C. “I believe it is now time for our party to unite around the candidate best equipped to defeat Barack Obama. Despite our differences and the space between us on some of the issues, I believe that candidate is Governor Mitt Romney.”
Oh, you really didn’t expect anything different, did you? One Mormon endorsing another, that is?
This’ll add, what? Another 1.54 votes to Mittens’ total?
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 10:22
Well, she’s done.
Rep. Michele Bachmann will “suspend her campaign” a senior campaign officials tells ABC News, just hours after placing last in the Iowa caucuses and vowing to continue in South Carolina.
Bachmann finished sixth in Tuesday’s Iowa caucus.
Awwww, isn’t that tooooo bad? Michelle “Malicious” Malkin’s hand-picked honey-girl candidate, out. Fall down, go boom.
Iowa has played a visible and vital role in Bachmann’s campaign since its inception.
It became the backdrop of her presidential bid when in June she announced her candidacy (Their link, not mine. -DV)
Yeah, it’s called “putting all your eggs in one basket, then dropping the basket”.
in her hometown of Waterloo.
Waterloo? She sure about that?
Thanks for playing, Shelly girl. And, as your strap-on buddy “Malicious” would say, DLTDHYITAOTWO.
We paid a lot for that door.
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 22:04
Drudge has it up that Kim Jong “Mentally” Il has packed it in.
Y’all know what that means…
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 9:10
(Pun very definitely intended.)
Denizens, to officially start your week off, we have this from the Sibling Unit:
The English language has some wonderfully anthropomorphic collective nouns for the various groups of animals.
We are all familiar with a Herd of cows, a Flock of chickens, a School of fish and a Gaggle of geese.
However, less widely known is a Pride of lions, a Murder of crows (as well as their cousins the rooks and ravens), an Exaltation of doves and, presumably because they look so wise, a Parliament of owls.
Now consider a group of Baboons. They are the loudest, most dangerous, most obnoxious, most viciously aggressive and least intelligent of all primates. And what is the proper collective noun for a group of baboons? Believe it or not…
… a Congress!
“Indeed”, as the Puppy Blender would say.
From that, we jump to some breaking news that’s hitting Fox as I type this (and confirmed by Drudge via CNN)…that Bawney Fag is bailing out on Congress.
Merry Christmas, Denizens!