Posted by David Hartung @ 11:56
Any who have read my comments on marriage, know that I stand squarely in support of true, or man/woman marriage; unfortunately there are many in our nation who wish to change this, and they are happily using the courts to counter the will of the people, and to effect this change. This article, in my opinion makes an excellent case for allowing the people to work through their state legislatures to define marriage for each state.
Posted by David Hartung @ 11:50
It would have been a good weekend, it seems that Green Bay delivered a sound drubbing to Chicago(38-17). The downside is that Mrs. Vicar’s Steelers managed to pull defeat from the jaws of victory, losing to Tampa Bay 24-27.
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 9:30
Six years ago today, she came into my life. One year to the day thereafter, we married
And my life’s been a living hell ever since.
Still sorta crazy about her, though, y’know?.
Happy anniversary, Mrs. Venomous.
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 23:59
Well, Denizens, I finally found something about which to rant as we begin this edition of the Perfect Football Weekend – surprise, surprise, it’s Roger
Goodfella’s Goodell’s NFL (No Fun League).
Phil Phylicia Simms has a problem saying the word “Redskins”. And the DC faithful had no problem roasting his ugly ass because of it. (I wouldn’t have either, BTW.)
Goodfella’s Goodell’s NFl brownshirts:
#Redskins fans protesting Phil Simms refusal to use team name . #NFL official told them to take it down @wusa9
6:12 PM – 25 Sep 2014
Ray Rice originally gets only a couple of games for the left cross he gave his then-fiancée, but CRACK DOWN ON THE FANS EXERCISING THEIR FREE-SPEECH RIGHTS!!!!!
Mother-fucking fascist retards.
On to the football. Tomorrow, it’s the annual Battle For The Iron Skillet (otherwise known in Namby-Pambyville as the “D/FW Duel”) as Gary Patterson’s TCU Horned Frogs travel to Dal-wa to take on the Shitland Ponies of SMU
The Shitlanders have scored six (6) points. All season (3 games). And haven’t given up less than 43 points in any of those three games.
This is a major trap game for the Froggies. Lose this game, and it’s “attaboy/awshit” time again.
Vegas has the Tadpoles as a 32½-point road favorite. Gary…you need to cover, and then some.
Believe it or not, that’s it for the Core Teams. My Arlington Heights Yellow Jackets & Andy Dalton’s Cincinnati Bengals are off this week. So we’ll go with an NFL wild-card game, featuring Sean Payton’s New Orleans Saints visiting the Allas Cowgirlz (still no D) on Sunday night (turn down your TV sound so you won’t have to listen to Roberta Costas). Once again, the ‘Girlz will do the Mediocrity Tango and wind up at .500 as they get their asses handed to them.
For college wildcard games, we have Turner Gill’s Liberty Flames at Indiana State (sorry, Turner, I don’t have that much faith in your program), UTennessee at #12 Georgia (the Dawgs romp in the Pound), Ar-kansas in College Station to get flattened by #6 Texas A&M (sorry, Piggies, A&M isn’t Tech), T-Sip U at Rock Chalk (even with all the kids Charlie Strong’s kicking off the
Shortdick Longhorn squad, this one’s a gimme) and Rice playing the sacrificial lamb at Southern Miss (this one should please the Vicar).
We’ll try to have a recap
before next Saturday Monday. In the meantime, New Mexico State is a 43½-point road dog at Death Valley (LSU), and my question is…is that all?
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 13:03
This is why I closed the BBS, Denizens; it is eventually why I’ll shut down This Fine Blog: No Fucking Time To Do Anything.
So okay, here’s the recap:
at #19 Wisconsin 68, Bowling Green 17
#6 Texas A&M 58, at SMU
Central Michigan 10 at Kansas 24
Iowa 24, at Pittsburgh 20
at Cincinnati 33, Tennessee 7
Denizens, that’s really all I have time for, literally. Sorry.
This week: 5-1. Overall: 21-3
The PFW will return tomorrow. What I’ll talk about is anyone’s guess – I don’t even know, myself.
Posted by David Hartung @ 9:18
For those who do not follow SEC sports, Death Valley is what schools in the South Eastern Conference call the LSU home stadium in Baton Rouge. The reason? Louisiana State University has not lost a home game since 2008. That six year streak came to an end last evening when unranked Mississippi State beat number 8 LSU 34-29. The moral of the story is that is never pays to underestimate the Mississippi State Bulldogs.
Despite his best efforts, the Vicar finds himself becoming interested in college football.
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 13:28
Given that I still do plan to close This Fine Blog sometime next year…well, don’t ask me why, Denizens – but I just pruned the blogroll.
And if that weren’t enough – and, bah Gawd (a little Jim Ross lingo, there), don’tcha think it oughta be? – I just updated to WordPress 4.0.
Guess I’m just bored. Or maybe I don’t want to do the couple of outside chores waiting for me (given that it’s near 90 out today, with 15,000,000% humidity)…
UPDATE: On the other hand, I appear to have found a bug in WordPress 4.0…
Update the Twoth (grin): Have rolled back to 3.92 for WordPress. (And General – if you should happen by, that’s it for updates (unless we get hacked again or WP fixes the & # bug). Sorry.)
To keep The Six or Seven Of You in the loop on this – I use “ampersand-pound sign” (or hashtag, whichever floats your particular boat) codes on this site for the purposes of blog-readability. I was taught in “hah skrewl” (a little Rush lingo, there) to use two spaces after a period or colon, one space for everything else.
Browsers, it seems, don’t agree. This is an example – I just put two spaces after that last period, but you’re only seeing one.
Hence, I “force” a space after every sentence by using a macro in my text editor that generates a period-ampersand-pound sign-one-six-zero text string. (For those of you in the Church of the SubTarded, that’s “. & # 160″.) I get my readability, none of you are any the wiser. (You SubTardians ignore that last part – that would never apply to you anyway. “Wise” is not how I would describe any of you.)
WordPress 4.0, apparently, ignores the ampersand-pound sign codes, and displays them as straight text. Which, if I were to stay with it, would make this entire blog, from February 2005 on, totally unreadable. Hence, the rollback to 3.92, until such time as WP fixes that bug.
(Murphy’s IT Law suggests that WP will consider it a feature, rather than a bug. Which means I’m probably screwed, big time. (a little Dick Cheney lingo, there))
Which probably means this is my own personal “mene mene tekel upharsin”, y’think?
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 10:29
Denizens, I was going to pontificate at length (as we start this edition of the Perfect Football Weekend) about how Roger
Goodfella Goodell had gone all pussified sexist on us and hired four bimbos women to help oversee their domethtic violenthe polithies ‘n all, and about how the witchhunt over any NFL’er who had so much as looked crossways at a woman had begun (they’ve already arrested & suspended more players), and how all NFL employees are going to have to undergo thenthitivity “awareness” training, and so on & so forth. And about how this is no longer the game with which I fell in love, ad infinitum, ad nauseam.
Then I saw this.
Redskins quarterback Robert Griffin III was told by an NFL representative to flip his ‘Know Jesus, Know Peace’ t-shirt inside-out at a press conference over his dislocated ankle on Sunday, reportedly because it was not a Nike t-shirt.
OOOOOOHHHHH!!!!!!!! THAT BIG BAD BOOGEYMAN, JAY-ZUSSSSS!!!!!ONE!!1!!ELEVENTY!!!!!~
Goodfella Goodell ever paused to ponder that, if he & his minions didn’t sneer so much at The Lord Jesus Christ, there might not be so much of the shit that’s going on in the NFL right now, eh what?
Let’s get to the football. Phil Young takes my Arlington Heights Yellow Jackets into battle at Farrington Field tonight against the Grapevine Mustangs.
Grapevine only won one game last year, has a new head coach and (from listening to local punditry) doesn’t quite have their legs under them just yet. Gimme Heights in another squash (which, if it proves out, will mean a complete turnaround from last year’s non-district schedule, where they went
Sunday, Tennessee, fresh off its humiliation at the hands of the Cowgirls, visits Andy Dalton & the Bengals of Cincy. The Orange & Black are only a seven-point favorite at home – which seems to me to be a bit low – but maybe Vegas knows something I don’t.
TCU is off, so we’ll do four wildcard games this week: Bowling Green State U. and #19 Wisconsin (squash alert), Iowa at UPittsburgh, #6 Texas A&M at SMU
T (Schmear Schmoo) and Central Michigan in Lawrence to play Rock Chalk. (This is Charlie Weis’ last year, you heard it here first. I don’t care if I-State did beat Iowa last week, CM’s gonna come in here and torch ‘em.)
We’re back Monday (hopefully) for the recap. In the meantime…if the light truly has come on in Cowgirlville, make sure you have Demarco Murray on your fantasy team, ’cause he’s going to gash St. Louis so much you’ll be seeing Ram bone…
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 23:59
Denizens, I simply ran out of time to get the recap in like I wanted, so here’s the summary:
at Fresno State 19, Nebraska 55
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 11:58
Denizens, this edition of the Perfect Football Weekend begins with NFL
mafia don head honcho Roger Goodfella Goodell getting caught acting like the mafia don head honcho mafia don this scribe has always thought him to be.
Recall, if you will, how the NFL just got through suspending Baltimore Ravens running back Ray Rice after the Ravens terminated his contract following that video of him delivering a Joe Frazier-caliber left hook to the noggin of his main squeeze. At time time, Goodell claimed that that was the first time the NFL had seen the video.
Welllllll…not so fast there, Sparky.
A law enforcement official says he sent a video of Ray Rice punching his then-fiancée to an NFL executive five months ago, while league executives have insisted they didn’t see the violent images until this week.
The official played The Associated Press a 12-second voicemail from an NFL office number on April 9 confirming the video arrived. A female voice expresses thanks and says: “You’re right. It’s terrible.”
The law enforcement official, speaking to the AP on condition of anonymity because of the ongoing investigation, says he had no further communication with any NFL employee and can’t confirm anyone watched the video. He said he was unauthorized to release the video but shared it unsolicited because he wanted the NFL to have it before deciding on Rice’s punishment.
The NFL has repeatedly said it asked for but could not obtain the video of Rice hitting Janay Palmer — who is now his wife — at an Atlantic City casino in February.
The league says it has no record of the video and that no one in the league office had seen it until it was released by TMZ on Monday. Asked about the voicemail Wednesday, NFL officials repeated their assertion that no league official had seen the video before Monday.
Soooooo…an initial slap-on-the-wrist for Rice, followed by a cover-up. “Nuthin’ t’ see here, move ‘long, we don’ know what’cher talk’n ’bout.”
Fairly typical behavior from Roger Goodfella, hm?
Let’s get to the football. My Arlington Heights Yellow Jackets, having conquered a couple teams that would’ve beat the crap out of them last year, now Go West, Young Men – in this case, out Californication way to Scots Valley to play the locals out there.
I honestly don’t know who’s going to win this one – though I’m always leery about games like this. Gimme Heights and 50.
Gary Patterson’s TCU Horned Frogs are home again this weekend to play the UMinne-haha Golden
Ferrets Gophers of the B1G (that’s “Big Ten” for the Church of the SubTarded). Vegas has the Froggies as a 15½-point favorite at home – which sounds a bit high to me, given that TCU’s still fine-tuning its offense and Boykin’s still at QB, but I guess we’ll see.
Sunday, Andy Dalton & the Cincy Bengals play host to Matt Ryan and the Hotlanta Falcons. Vegas has Cincy as a five-point home favorite.
I dunno about this. I’m not a believer any more in Matt Ryan – yet he does tend to eat up questionable secondaries – and Cincy has Terrence “Bust” Newman back there. This could get ugly.
For my wildcard games, we’re going to go with Nebraska at Fresno State (if McNeese nearly pulled off the upset in Lincoln, Fresno’s going to kill them), Kansas at Duke (the Devils get to pwn them in football, too) and the Dallas Cowgirls at Tennessee. (No, I still don’t like Widdle Jakie Locker, but Dallas doesn’t have anything this year. I seriously think the ‘Girlz may go 0-16.)
We’re back Monday or so for the recap. In the meantime, SMU
T, which had June “Why Did I Leave Hawaii?” Jones just up & quit on them, is guaranteed not to lose this weekend…because (all together now)…
ENTIRE CAST & CREW OF SCBBS: …THEY DON’T PLAY!!!!!
See ya Monday.
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 8:04
(The following is a column which appeared on my old web site, www.spatulacitybbs.com, on September 11th, 2001. It is re-posted now in remembrance of then.
This will very likely be the last time this ever gets posted, as I do intend to close Spatula City sometime next year.)
NOTE: This column contains some coarse language. Back out now if such language offends you, please.
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 23:59
at Arlington Heights 36, Princeton 7
at #2 Alabama 41, Florida Atlantic 0 (Rain-shortened)
at #19 Nebraska 31, McNeese State 24
#20 Kansas State 32, at Iowa State 28
Cincinnati 23, at Baltimore 16
San Transexual 28, at Dall-ass 17
Posted by David Hartung @ 11:18
I wasn’t watching the game real close, and cannot give a play t by play, A couple of things which got my attention:
MSU elected to receive, and managed to score within the first 3 minutes of the game.
Saturday was the SEC channel’s first weekend and about the only glitch was really beyond their control. The Arkansas/Auburn game was on weather delay when the MIS/USM game began, and when play resumed, they cut back to Auburn/Arkansas for about 15 minutes.
The odds makers predicted MSU by 31 and we almost had that covered by halftime.
On a humorous note, on one play, the play interference was actually one of the referees. Dak Prescott threw the ball and the ref couldn’t get out of the way in time, and was caught between two potential receivers. Picture a maroon sandwich with a stripped filling. The ref was shook up, but was able to continue the game.
The only real problem with the high scoring game is that the Vicar had bought Mrs.Vicar a cowbell, and with every score that dang thing was rung, and rung loudly!
The current line on today’s game against Auburn is MSU by 28.
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 0:19
Denizens, we begin this edition of the Perfect Football Weekend…by giving one mammoth “ATTABOY!!!!!” to the Cincinnati Bengals.
The Cincinnati Bengals appeared to have moved on from former second-round defensive tackle Devon Still when they cut him this preseason. Still, 25, certainly has looked like a bust to this point in his career, and his preseason play was not an indication he had come around.
However, Sitll has had much better things on his mind than football. His 4-year-old daughter, Leah, was diagnosed with stage 4 pediatric cancer back in June.
So when training camp came around, Still lost some desire to play. The Bengals had no choice but to cut him.
I can understand this. If my son had an illness like that, fixing computers would take a backseat.
But I also see Cincy’s point of view on this. If you’re gonna play in the NFL, there’s a commitment level there that you must maintain. Any less, and you’re not only cheating the team & the ownership, you’re cheating the fans who come to see you.
Cue the happy ending.
But there’s a silver lining to this story. The Bengals re-signed him to their practice squad, and the $6,300 weekly salary and medical insurance will go a long way to help Leah. Still is eminently grateful for the team’s gesture when he knows they simply could have made what NFL teams like to call “business decisions.”
“They could have washed their hands with me and said they didn’t care about what I was going through off the field,” Still said. “It’s like a blessing in disguise for me.”
As a member of the practice squad, Still will practice with the team but not travel. That means he has more time to spend by Leah’s side. Blessing in disguise indeed.
Prayers Leah’s way.
And because of this selfless act by the Bengals…not to mention the fact that they still have Andy Dalton…Cincinnati is being added to the PFW.
They are taking the place of the Dallas Cowgirlz…who (in case you didn’t see the news from the Vicar) signed Widdle Mikey “I Kissed A Man On National TV And I Liked It” Sam to the practice squad.
“It was a little longer than I expected,” said Sam, who is trying to become the first openly gay player to participate in an NFL regular-season game. “But you know what, I’m here now, and that’s all that matters.”
So that’s it. I’m done with Dallas – for good, this time. The Cowgirlz now become a PFW “Anti-Team” – meaning they’re now this scribe’s least-favorite team, more disliked than even the Warshington Foreskins or the San Transexual Fairy Whiners.
Which, speaking of them and getting on to the actual football around these parts, is coming to the Death Star Sunday to play the Cowgirls. We’ll make this a wildcard game and pick the Whiners to win.
Cincy, meanwhile, travels to Baltimore to take on Flacco & the Ravens. Balt’s defense isn’t what it used to be, not even with Elvis
Dumberass Dumervil toiling for them, so I like the Bengals here.
Friday, Phil Young & my Arlington Heights Yellow Jackets are in Princeton, TX, to take on the Panthers in their season opener. Princeton isn’t bad, and I expect Heights to have its hands full.
TCU is off this week, so for wildcard games we’ll go with Florida Atlantic visiting #2 Alabama, McNeese State headed to Lincoln to get squashed by #19 Nebraska, and #20 Kansas State to go up to Ames to smack around Iowa State. (This is gonna be a long year for the Cyclones – if they can’t beat Division II N. Dakota State at home, who are they gonna beat this year? (And no, smart asses – it ain’t gonna be TCU, so don’t even go there.))
We’ll come back Monday or so with the recap. In the meantime, my Vicar is cordially invited to write anything about any Mississippi team he chooses…
Posted by David Hartung @ 12:57
Michael Sam is now a Dallas Cowboy.