Posted by Darth Venomous @ 11:51
SAN ANTONIO – (Actually, I probably got it right the first time.)
As I’m sure you know by now, Denizens, the Outer Northern Rim of the Realm (aka Oklahoma City) was blasted yesterday, and we here are praying for the missing and the survivors & their families.
At least, those of us with a bare minimum of some semblance of humanity are. Others…well, not so much.
The mile-wide tornado that destroyed Moore, Okla., and leveled at least two elementary schools was still weaving a path of devastation when Daily Show co-creator Lizz Winstead thought up a funny. Too soon?
With all respect due, Twitchy owner Malicious Malkin…never would be too fucking soon. And I guess you and the rest of the Twitched-ass douchbags over there think it’s okay, now that this waste of oxygen has “apologized”.
Made a political joke, Twas before devastation revealed. In hindsight, had I understood, I would have refrained. Beyond sorry. #LetMeHaveIt
Believe me, bitch, you wouldn’t like it very much if I “let [you] have it”.
Trust me on that.
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 16:41
Denizens, as you probably know by now, there were two explosions near the finish line at the Boston Marathon today. Latest count is
three dead, 30 injured. (*UPDATE*: Now 12 dead, 50 injured two dead, 22 injured, according to Ace.)
This came from the Facebook page of one Nikki Kristof a few minutes ago:
Most inspiring glimpse here of the Boston marathon: runners who reportedly finished the 26 miles and then ran over to Mass General Hospital to donate blood.
And the least inspiring would have to be this bastard Kristof…blaming the explosions on Republicans.
The @nytimes is advertising its “free” coverage on mobile phones, hoping to use the tragedy to gin up marketshare; meanwhile, Nick Kristof springs into action, blaming the explosion on the GOP:
explosion is a reminder that ATF needs a director. Shame on Senate Republicans for blocking apptment articles.washingtonpost.com/2013-02-01/wor… — Nicholas Kristof (@NickKristof) April 15, 2013
Kristof, you cowardly little pussy, it’s a Damn Good Thing you are where you are, and that I am where I am.
Because if I were anywhere near you, you’d be getting your syphillis-infested, skanky, swishy ass handed to you on a platter RightAboutNow.
Little doucherifles like you, Nikki, need to taken out back and put out of our misery. And one of these days, you’re gonna say the wrong thing to someone’s face, and he’s gonna rearrange it to where you need to take your meals through a straw.
And when that happens…I’ll stand that patriot to a beer.
Pansy-assed little chickenshit…
(Oh, and as to the title of the post…Hey, Nikki, you little cuntmuffin – if you can do it, so can I, you asswipe.)
UPDATE the 2nd: Well, looks like the pusstard recanted.
People jumping on me for criticizing Sen Repubs for blocking ATF appointments. ok, that was low blow. i take it back
And that’s it. No apology, no mea culpa. Just “i take it back”.
What was it they said about toothpaste?
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 12:45
Damn, who knew that Widdle Billie Maher was such a nadless, dickless, cowardly little POS chickenshit pussy?
Oh. Wait. That’s right.
Everybody knows that.
UPDATE: And Bambi’s response to Clint’s speech last night?
Not for long, it ain’t.
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 22:37
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 11:27
Okay, so Mittens picks Congresscritter Paul Ryan (R-WI) as his running mate.
Don’t get me wrong – I’m pleased there’s an actual conservative on the ticket. And if he had, say, Christie’s moxie and Smart-Ass Quotient, I’d be a little more excited.
But the Republican party seems to think it can win this election by being Above It All and out-debating Bambi & Captain Gaffetastic, believing that the American people will come to their senses and see for whom it is they need to vote.
This should tell you all you need to know about that.
(sigh) Time to stock up on more ammo…
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 22:33
Item: A 24-year-old bastard opens fire at a Batman movie midnight screening.
Item: Chickenshit cunt Bill Maher…gloats.
Rt wingers luv to tout American Exceptionalism – today is a reminder that so many of the things that make us exceptional these days are bad
The limp-wristed pussy should probably be glad he’s nowhere near me.
For his sake.
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 7:01
Barr Arnold Barr The Fat-Ass Broad is at it again:
no more all male priestclass will b allowed tax credits4 imposing suffering& punishment onto women or abuse victims. #yeaimgoingthere
1 Jul 12
This from Ms. Avoirdupois Ass, the same skanky bitch who kept grabbing her crotch whilst screeching the National Anthem.
If that ain’t abuse, I’m not sure I’d wanna know what would qualify.
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 12:20
Item: Cher’s having a bad day…
Reaction: Fine with me, Cupid Stunt. Off yourself. (And take that…that…that whatever-you-gave-birth-to…with you while you’re at it.)
It’s not like anyone with so much as a quarter of a brain is gonna miss your skanky ass, anyway, y’know?
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 11:40
But then again, that’s what we’ve come to expect from the Cowardly Left, isn’t it?
@michellemalkin was in dallas tonight and i didn’t go shoot a firework into her skull. Epic fail on my part.
Come on over here to Arlington and try it with me, bitch. Let’s see what it gets you.
If you think you have the stones, that is.