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Suppose North Korea develops a full blown case of cranial rectal insertion, and launches an attack against the South. What would be the proper course of action for the USA to take? This assumes of course, that our own leadership is competent.

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Drudge has it up that Kim Jong “Mentally” Il has packed it in.

Y’all know what that means…

PARRRRR-TEHHHHH!!!1!ONE!!!

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Denizens, remember back about two weeks before the ’08 general election when then-Senator Hair-Butt-Plugs all but invited the Axis of Evil™ world to test them – to “come say it to their faces”, as it were?

Remember this money quote?

Aw, come on! Is that all you got?! >

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Well, Denizens, looks like B. HUSSEIN!!!  Obambi and Senator Hair-Butt-Plugs are going to get their wish a little sooner than they’d expected.  Like, say, a week before the election.

North Korea threatened Tuesday to turn South Korea into “debris” in an unusually strong statement that demanded Seoul halt what the communist state called its policy of confrontation.

It was issued amid worsening relations between the Koreas, with the North angry about anti-Pyongyang leaflets floated across the border by activists and defector groups based in the South.

That’s really all we need RightAboutNow™.  Wars going on in two theatres, a pansy-assed Communist limp-wrist on the cusp of illegally occupying the White House (which may or may not bring yet another war in yet another theatre), and now N.Korea’s on the verge of forcing NATO’s hand.

And does anyone want to start a pool on China moving on Taiwan shortly thereafter?

“The puppet authorities (Seoul) had better bear in mind that the advanced pre-emptive strike of our own style will reduce everything… to debris, not just setting them on fire,” the North’s military said.

“It will turn out to be a just war… to build an independent reunified state on it,” it added in a statement carried by the state news agency.

Translation:  “We’re going to bomb the shit out of Seoul, and you’re just going to watch, American dogs, and not do a fucking  thing about it.”

And, given who’s about to occupy the White House, it’s a safe bet that they’re bang-on.  The Manchurian Muslim™ is probably creaming his jeans with that needle-dick of his over it this very minute.

And a large number of you couldn’t care less, because you jutht hate Boooothh.  Don’t you?  I mean, it doesn’t matter to any of you Oprah-worshippers out there that a potential world war is about to be starting halfway across the globe, and you imbeciles want that jug-eared, dickless wonder at the helm of State instead of a former military man – no, that doesn’t matter, ’cause Lindsay Lohan and America Ferrera are having a catfight!!!11!1!!ONE!!1

Tumblefucked twats… 

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It is probably a damned good thing I’m not President of the United States right now.

Because I guaran-damn-fuckin’-tee you, Denizens – had I been President, and read this – I’d have immediately, and without regret, given the order to make Pyongyang glow.

So, Kimchee baby, thank whatever Buddha you fellate that there’s a spineless wuss living on Pennsylvania Avenue right now.

Thatisall™.

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So President Tom ol’ Kim Jong “Mentally” Il likes  nuclear explosions in his homeland, does he?

Maybe we should accomodate him…

Just sayin’, is all.

UPDATE:  LC and Denizen Tennessee Budd kindly reminds us that “President Tom” is the Iranian pansy-ass Ahmadinnerjacket.

Our bad. (sheepish grin)

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