Posted by Darth Venomous @ 19:30
Denizens, remember last year when I lamented what it appeared one Destiny Hope “Miley” Cyrus was turning into?
Shame, Miley. Given who your dad is, we out here were hoping you’d spare us a modicum of angst by not becoming a clone of Britney Spears. That you might grow up to be someone we’d want our daughters to emulate – someone wholesome, upright, even pure (relatively speaking, anyway).
Guess we can’t have everything we want in life, huh?
Miley Cyrus is a “pothead” and apparently she doesn’t care who knows it.
At least that was the “party line” at her private 19th birthday bash last week at the Roosevelt Hotel Beacher’s Madhouse Club in Los Angeles. In a video obtained exclusively by Flash, when Kelly Osbourne presents a cake to Cyrus emblazoned with the face of a ganja icon, the former “Hannah Montana” star cracks, “You know you’re a stoner when friends make you a Bob Marley cake — you know you smoke way too much f***in’ weed.”
Of late, it seems the former child star has gone to great lengths to distance herself from a clean pop image, including hosting “Saturday Night Live” this year and dissing Disney child actors. Can another “SNL” sketch with dead-on Cyrus impersonator Vanessa Bayer be in the works?
Can a prison career a la Lindsey “My Breasts Have Been a Big Hit” Lohan be far behind?
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 9:56
“He’s very sweet,” she says of her French-born boyfriend. “I’m the experienced one. I’m the teacher, especially about love. He’s always telling me he’s never met anyone who loves the way I do – wholly and freely and unconditionally.”
Well, it looks like ol’ Frenchie took to his lessons very well, hawhawhawhaw!!!
Brent Barry’s father, NBA Hall of Famer Rick Barry is worried his son will be devastated by the news that his wife Erin was having an affair with Tony Parker. Barry played with Parker from 2004 to 2008, and he is currently in the middle of his own divorce from Erin.
Live by the extra-marital affair, die by the extra-marital affair.
Though I (curiously) didn’t blog on it at the time, I was telling whoever would listen to me that this marriage would last three years, tops.
And the news came down just a couple days ago – the marriage is done, over, toes up, fini.
Karma’s kind of a bitch, isn’t it Eva?
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 15:40
As if on cue.
Remember, Denizens, when I said:
Well, here’s a question for you: what if the Yankees & Red Sox don’t ever trail Texas this weekend – or worse, bomb the crap out of the pitching staff? What if the Rangers never even get the _chance_ to use either Oliver, Frankie Frank or Feliz? (It’s less of a chance this year than prior years, but work with me here.) You will have then wasted a chance to win a game you should have won, all for a scenario that never presented itself.
Noo Yawk won Friday’s rain-shortened, six-inning game, 5-1. And won today, 7-3, after leading most of the day, 7-0.
Tomorrow’s matchup is the Yankees’ patient offense vs. Rich Harden, who hasn’t proven yet he can put people away if he doesn’t strike them out. I tend to think that’ll be a bloodbath, too.
UPDATE: And they get swept, 5-2. Mheh.
Somebody needs to go buy me a swami’s hat ASAP.