Posted by Darth Venomous @ 8:40
My respect for Jim Nabors just went to negative-infinity.
The actor best known for playing the TV character Gomer Pyle in the 1960s has married his male partner of 38 years.
Hawaii News Now (http://bit.ly/14tFM3U) reports Jim Nabors and his partner, Stan Cadwallader, traveled from their Honolulu home to Seattle to be married Jan. 15.
And before you ask – no, I didn’t  know.
So the traditional icons are falling, one by one.  First the Boy Scouts, now Gomer Pyle.
God’s judgment on this nation can’t come soon enough.
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 17:34
The Boy Scouts, apparently, are considering suicide.
The Boy Scouts of America is considering an end to its longstanding policy of banning gay Scouts and Scout leaders, the organization said on Monday.
The new policy would eliminate the ban on gays from the organization’s national rules, allowing local chapters to decide for themselves.
“The BSA is discussing potentially removing the national membership restriction regarding sexual orientation,” Deron Smith, a spokesman for the Boy Scouts of America, wrote in an email to Yahoo News. “This would mean there would no longer be any national policy regarding sexual orientation, but that the chartered organizations that oversee and deliver Scouting would accept membership and select leaders consistent with their organization’s mission, principles or religious beliefs.”
How about the Church Of The Shrinking Organization™?
Alas, poor BSA.  We hardly knew ye.
Posted by David Hartung @ 13:04
This testimony was given in 1981, just a few short years after Roe, but it is still powerful today. Despite such powerful, and unambiguous statements, our culture still insists that women have the right to kill their unborn children.
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 18:14
[SCENE:  Still in the F'book Nexus.  Lord Darth Venomous is still on a rampage - only now, instead of bodies being dropped via Force-choke, only heads & various limbs are falling, the result of being severed by a whirling dervish of a purple lightsaber.
The blazing blade has come to rest mere inches from the last surviving soul in the vicinity - a Klingon who, ironically, bears a striking resemblence to former shipyardmaster Commander K'tinghe.
A fact that is not lost on His Rudeness.]
VENOMOUS (pointing blade at K’tinghe):  I should’ve known you were involved in this, you vile p’tahk!  How many limbs do you want to lose before I take your head?!?!?!
K’TINGHE (terrified):  M’lord…please…please, m’lord, I—
VENOMOUS:  YOU ARE GOING TO FIX MY SHIP SUCH THAT IT DOES NOT BREAK AGAIN, OR I WILL LAY WASTE TO THIS ENVIRONMENT AND YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE HOUSE WITH IT, DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?!?!?!?!
K’TINGHE (terrified:  (ulp!) Uh, I—
VENOMOUS:  Nexus!!!  Transport me, this Klingon bastard, and the best ship’s computer system you have back to Pegasus!!!  DO IT NOW!!!!!
[A bright light appears and expands to engulf both His Rudeness and K'Tinghe.  As it fills the screen, we cut to...
SCENE:  The bridge of Pegasus  Lieutenant Commander Ozymandias McCool is briefing General Korrioth on repairs to the ship.]
OZY McCOOL:  Not the best news, General. Probably another week or so to bring the main core online. Has anyone notified the Admiral yet?
[At that precise moment, the bridge doors part, and in walks Venomous, with K'Tinghe in tow.]
VENOMOUS:  Ozy, I believe you’ll find the answer to all our difficulties in the main cargo bay.
[Ozy & Korrioth gape wide-eyed at the Klingon, who had previously been thought to have suffered Venomous' purple blade.  Korrioth, as usual, regains his composure first.]
KORRIOTH (nodding):  Very well, Admiral.  Come along, Ozy.  [They proceed out.]
VENOMOUS (grabbing K’Tinghe by his familial sash):  Now, you effin’ coward, we’re gonna go help them – and then  you get to beg for your life again like you did last time…!!! [He drags the frightened Klingon off the bridge towards Engineering.]
Okay, guys, the Big Box™ is back up and running – a 3.6 non-name-brand system board running Ubuntu 10.04.4 64-bit (and the requisite Win7 virtual machine for employing Outlook) with 16 gigs of RAM (and a brand new 2TB drive) out of Mrs. Venomous’ old Acer case.  (The old Big Box™ and its eight gigs have been redeployed as the work machine.)
We’ll see how long this lasts.  It had better (casts a menacing look towards K’Tinghe)…
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 7:00
Today, 1/23/13, is the tenth anniversary of what is one of my favorite blog posts ever – so much so that I actually saved it to file.  (Good thing, too – apparently, it’s no longer on the ‘Net.)
It was written by Stephen the Doggerel Pundit, and it’s below the fold for your perusal & enjoyment.
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 11:11
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 16:47
In all the hubbub surrounding my suddenly unreliable machine, Bambi’s Civil-War wish with his pathetic attempt at a gun-grab, the ball dropping ‘n all that…
…has anyone noticed that Supreme General Rayegun is now officially one year closer to senility?
(There.  Happy now? (r, d & g))
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 6:08
Denizens, whilst I continue to rebuild my system (read:  while I continue to amass funds to purchase a new Big Drive™ and some memory upgrades), your homework assignment is to read this (hat tip:  LC Lobo of the Rott).
“Gird your loins”, as Vice-Perpetrator Hair-Butt Plugs would say.  It’s coming.
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 1:05
Denizens…uh…it’s Mrs. Venomous’ birthday.
Can someone hide me for the next 72 hours? (running, ducking, gnashing teeth)
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 9:15
[SCENE:  Realm™ spacedock.  Previously ready to resume her travels, ISS Pegasus  floats, adrift (save for the artificial moorings securing her), mostly powerless.
Cut to the bridge, where General Korrioth busies himself attempting to fix the latest computer crash.  In walks engineer Ozymandias McCool with padd in hand.]
KORRIOTH:  Ah, there you are, McCool.  Report, please.
[McCool is rather taken aback - he's not used to this cordiality from the Klingon-Vulcan hybrid - but does an admirable job of recovery.]
OZY McCOOL:  Not the best news, General.  Probably another week or so to bring the main core online.  Has anyone notified the Admiral yet?
KORRIOTH (grinning wolfishly):  Oh, he knows, Commander.  He knows…
[Cut to SCENE:  Inside the Facebook energy ribbon from the original "Death" series.  From an empty view, two humans, a Klingon, a Romulan and several Bynars & Jawas crash to the floor, lifeless.
Pan the camera to a hooded figure, both arms outstreched, both hands making a Force-choke gesture.
The figure slowly moves his hands to his hood and removes it, revealing Lord Darth Venomous, whose agitated countenance includes a pair of dazzlingly bright purple eyes.]
VENOMOUS:  Does anybody else  want to try and say it’s not their fault?!?!?!
Okay, guys, the Big Box™ is down again – and yes, it’s because the 2TB (that’s “terabyte” to you in the Church of the SubTarded™) has crashed once again.
PFW benediction on hold until further notice – but be advised that I’m invoking Executive Fiat™ one last time.  (For details, just look below the banner.)
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 20:09
Denizens, your weekend homework assignment is to read this.
J.D. Longstreet nails it in one.
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 8:46
Denizens, now that we’ve passed the new-year threshold…and since, for the first time in a while, I’m finally caught up on most stuff…I intend to do the (what should be) annual “spring cleaning” of the blog.
Meaning, in this case, that sidebar links, etc, will be tested – and those that are found wanting, abandoned, etc, will be summarily removed.  (Yeah, that’ll really show ‘em, won’t it?    )
Anyway, if you look over there, you’ll find two links added – “The Deth Guild” and “TL In Exile”.  Both are exceedingly good reads and well worth your time to go visit.
Once you’ve had your daily dose of My Eternal Wisdom™, of course.
Posted by Supreme General Rayegun @ 8:04
Why you might ask?
Because the Senate actually did something they haven’t been able to do for 1200-some-odd days now. Pass a bill even REMOTELY related to money/budget. Now granted, it wasn’t the “actual” budget but it was related to the budget.
Hurrah. Siss boom bam bah.
And for all that, they get a raise and a nearly 3-week vacation.
And let’s not forget that our debt hit the $16.4T (“T” for TRILLION) limit on the last day of 2012. So all this fiscal cliff talk crap ain’t really for anything because no significant spending cuts were done. Spending cuts like FIRING Al-Obambi and Gaffmaster Joe and every one of their damn cronies!!!
About the only one who’s going to have a “happy” new year is the lawyers. Again.
Damn lawyers. I’ll not get started on THAT story though.
It’s January 1st denizens, do you know where your wallet is?
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 7:10