Posted by Darth Venomous @ 17:37
Katy Perry’s Firework really does sound like fingernails on chalkboard.
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 22:15
Item: George H.W. Bush witnessed – and apparently approved – a lezbo wedding.
Former President George H.W. Bush was an official witness at the same-sex wedding of two longtime friends, his spokesman said Wednesday.
Bush and his wife, Barbara Bush, attended the ceremony joining Bonnie Clement and Helen Thorgalsen as private citizens and friends on Saturday, spokesman Jim McGrath said.
Thorgalsen posted a photo on her Facebook page showing Bush signing the marriage license as a witness. She captioned the photo: “Getting our marriage license witnessed!”
Reaction: I’m now officially sorry I ever voted for George H.W. Bush.
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 11:57
…to get what they can’t get any other way.
Oh, no…all they wanted was “equality”.
They were never going to force gay marriage on us, NoSirreeBob.
Well…not until now, anyway.
Millionaire gay couple the Drewitt-Barlows have confirmed they have launched a legal challenge to the right of churches to opt out of gay weddings.
In fresh comments published by the Chelmsford Weekly News in the U.K. today, Barrie Drewitt-Barlow said legal action had started.
“We’ve launched a challenge to the government’s decision to allow some religious groups to opt out of marrying same-sex couples,” he said.
“We feel we have the right as parishioners in our village to utilize the church we attend to get married.
Whether that church wants to or not (although, to hear these faggots tell it, this one does. (And yes – I called them faggots. Don’t like it? Come fucking do something about it.))
They don’t want equal rights. It’s never been about equal rights. The heterophobes have the same rights as do you & I.
What they want are special privileges. They want to force us to accept their hallowed practice of getting their rocks off by sticking their dicks in each other’s asses, and they want us to say it’s morally – and legally – okay.
And as I have said time, and time, and time again – as long as I have breath, there will be at least one soul on Planet Earth that says to them, “Go to Hell”.
Now, this is the UK, so we don’t have to worry about it yet, though we in the Realm continue to grieve the collapse of British society.
But woe be to the bastards who try it over here. You won’t like what happens.
Bank on that.
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 8:47
Y’know, Denizens, I would tell the Fag Scouts of Amerika what they can do with themselves – that they can kiss my lily-white cracker ass & come suck my dick.
But I have the distinct feeling that that…is what those effeminate, sitzpinkling pussies that remain would like to do.
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 18:22
Oh, dear. They’re getting downright un-comity-like over at Gay Patriot again.
Look, I know that life is not easy. And we each face our own challenges. Sometimes in the face of frustration as we struggle with setbacks, we need, well, we feel that we need to vent. A lot of people seem to do that in the political sphere, projecting their personal demons onto their ideological adversaries.
And since we don’t usually see those adversaries’ faces, we don’t always appreciate their humanity. If if we disagree with someone else’s politics, even if he (or she) makes (what we perceive to be) a lame argument, he remains a human being, facings challenges and suffering setbacks just as we do. Bear that in mind each time you read a comment you find outrageous.
Critique what that person said. Don’t speculate about his private life.
Oh, really? But…but…but I thought your private lives were all that defined you. That, and making sure we all knew everything about you and how you liked to get your rocks off.
I mean, what’s the point of being a bunch of flaming heterophobes if you can’t be fucking PUBLIC about it, hm???
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 8:14
Ever notice that the heterophobic assholes who are doing their damndest to shove homosexual marriage down our throats…were (and are) the same bigoted anti-Christian bastards who squeam about us attempting to “impose our morals” on everyone else?
(Yeah, I know it’s stating the obvious. I’m just sayin’.)
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 18:15
And as if you didn’t have enough evidence that the GOP has lost its spine (not to mention its will & its way), here comes the RNC’s own Chief Sniveling Weasel, Prancy Reince-e Priebus, saying that Rob “I Wuv Gayz Now” Portman won’t face any ramifications from suddenly deciding to throw his principles out the window:
Via NRO, he’s careful not to endorse gay marriage himself but he sure does seem chipper at the beginning about the “inroads” Portman’s allegedly made with gay voters.
And this spineless pussy Priebus wrings his hands in severe angst as the base abandons him, and wonders why Republicans don’t win anymore.
Four million GOP voters stayed home last November. And they stayed home because they’re tired of the direction in which the GOP is going.
They’re tired of having RINOs masquerading as presidential candidates forced upon them.
They’re tired of the Republican leadership caving in to the Demoscum.
They’re tired of cowering in fear of a media who
might definitely will portray them in the worst light possible.
And they’re tired of politicians like Widdle Wobbly Portman not standing up for what’s right, even when their family members fail to live up to the standard.
I tell you now, when the GOP decides to man up and grow a backbone, they’ll start kicking Demoscum ass again. Every election. Every time.
But until then, the Republicans can continue to wring their hands in angst & wonder.
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 0:40
Denizens, remember Rob “Hey, I Was A Candidate Too!” Portman? No-name
Congresscritter Senator from Oiho (a little Bambi lingo, there) who ran (snicker) for the GOP nomination for President last year?
Y’know, big-time conservative, gonna save the party, all that mush? Especially being touted as the “pro-life, pro-family” candidate?
Yeah, that one.
Well, his son just came outta the closet and announced he’s a faggot – yeah, that’s right, I said it, do something about it if you don’t like it – and, lo & behold, whaddya know, li’l Robbie ain’t so pro-family anymore, don’tcha know?
Portman voted for the 1996 Defense of Marriage Act, but he now thinks the Supreme Court, which is hearing a challenge to the law this year, should strike it down.
And how does he explain his “growing” (to use a term of the leftists)?
I wrestled with how to reconcile my Christian faith with my desire for Will to have the same opportunities to pursue happiness and fulfillment as his brother and sister. Ultimately, it came down to the Bible’s overarching themes of love and compassion and my belief that we are all children of God. […]
Translation: The chickenshit is more concerned with how men view him than he is with how God views him.
British Prime Minister David Cameron has said he supports allowing gay couples to marry because he is a conservative, not in spite of it. I feel the same way. We conservatives believe in personal liberty and minimal government interference in people’s lives. We also consider the family unit to be the fundamental building block of society. We should encourage people to make long-term commitments to each other and build families, so as to foster strong, stable communities and promote personal responsibility.
In other words, Denizens, we should continue to encourage all heterophobes to go on fucking each other in the ass, and calling it “family”. Because, shut up, homophobe!
This son-of-a-bitch always did have a stench about him during the campaign, and now we know why. He’s a limp-wristed, namby-pamby nancy-boy who doesn’t have a clue what conservatism means, much, much less Christianity, whose principles are determined by sticking a finger up in the wind. The jackwagon doesn’t have a fucking clue about standing up for principle, or for what’s right.
And he doesn’t have the balls to stand up to his faggot son and tell him he’s wrong. And that’s the most shameful thing of all.
The young-skull-full-o’-shit has shamed both his excuses-for-parents, and they don’t have the sense God gave a flea enough to realize it.
And the GOP wonders why they’re losing elections.
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 8:40
My respect for Jim Nabors just went to negative-infinity.
The actor best known for playing the TV character Gomer Pyle in the 1960s has married his male partner of 38 years.
Hawaii News Now (http://bit.ly/14tFM3U) reports Jim Nabors and his partner, Stan Cadwallader, traveled from their Honolulu home to Seattle to be married Jan. 15.
And before you ask – no, I didn’t know.
So the traditional icons are falling, one by one. First the Boy Scouts, now Gomer Pyle.
God’s judgment on this nation can’t come soon enough.
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 17:34
The Boy Scouts, apparently, are considering suicide.
The Boy Scouts of America is considering an end to its longstanding policy of banning gay Scouts and Scout leaders, the organization said on Monday.
The new policy would eliminate the ban on gays from the organization’s national rules, allowing local chapters to decide for themselves.
“The BSA is discussing potentially removing the national membership restriction regarding sexual orientation,” Deron Smith, a spokesman for the Boy Scouts of America, wrote in an email to Yahoo News. “This would mean there would no longer be any national policy regarding sexual orientation, but that the chartered organizations that oversee and deliver Scouting would accept membership and select leaders consistent with their organization’s mission, principles or religious beliefs.”
How about the Church Of The Shrinking Organization?
Alas, poor BSA. We hardly knew ye.
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 9:18
Damn. Fuck. Shit. (And if the Vicar weren’t here, I’d say a helluva lot more than that.)
Chick-Fil-A just caved.
Chick-fil-A will no longer donate money to anti-gay groups or discuss hot-button political issues after an executive’s controversial comments this summer landed the fast-food chain in the middle of the gay marriage debate.
Executives agreed in recent meetings to stop funding groups opposed to same-sex unions, including Focus on the Family and the National Organization for Marriage, according to Chicago Alderman Proco Joe Moreno.
The agreement, announced Wednesday, could pave the way for the company to continue to grow not only in Chicago but in other metropolitan areas as well.
They won’t be doing so with any more of my money. Guaran-damn-fucking-teed.
Denizens, if you’ve read me for any length of time, you’re perfectly aware of what I think about people (primarily Christians and/or conservatives) who take a stand for right in public, then back down from and/or apologize for said stand.
To me, it’s simple: Do right, and fear no man. Stand up for what you know to be the truth, and to Hell – literally – with those assclowns who would whine about it from behind the comfort & safety of their collective daddy’s pink taffeta hoop skirt.
And now, Chick-Fil-A has caved to a faggot-assed, heterophobic son-of-a-crack-whore-bitch Shit-cago alderman named Joe “Josephine” Moreno. (Whom, if you ask me, should have a spiked titanium clue bad shoved right up his swishy ass. On second thought, don’t – he might actually like it.)
You’ve lost my business, Chick-Fil-A. And my family’s. And you’ve lost it permanently.
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 8:00
(Hat tip: Hoft, as usual.)
And at the other extreme (i.e. the heterophobic pro-sodomite militant leftards) comes this video.
I’m putting it below the fold to give you time to put down all throwables/breakables/shootables, etc. I guaran-damn-tee you that you’ll have your own personal RCOB going within fifteen seconds, and by the end will be wanting to print out a picture of this bastard to take to the range with you.
So here we go. Don’t say I didn’t warn you:
Posted by Supreme General Rayegun @ 10:58
Need a good comeback for the OWS libtards that are outside your favorite Chick-fil-A? Here’s a good one! (Found this all over FB)
And this especially goes for you clowns-in-control; Obamaville Mayor Rahm-mie Boy Emanuel, Beantown beanhead Tommy-boy Menino, and the City of Un-Brotherly Love Michael nutjob Nutter.
Gotta love it!
UPDATE: In case you missed it on your local paper or news, today is also Chick-fil-A’s founder S. Truett Cathy’s birthday. Celebrate appropriately and support his business.
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 9:32
Bonnie Fwank and his fellow butt-buddy Jimmi Weady had a ceremony in MassahChewsShits yesterday.
After the ceremony, both Bonnie & Jimmi were still single
ESAD, heterophobes. You pussies can have as many “ceremonies” as you want, with as much flowery shit, rose petals, sickly organ music (pun not really intended, but still), excuses-for-preachers, etc, as you like – but in God’s eyes, my eyes and those of the right-thinkers of this society, you are not, and never will be married.
Go fuck yourselves if you don’t like that. (Then again, that’s what this is all about, isn’t it?)
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 15:13
Never was really that much of a comic-book kinda guy. You won’t find stacks of Superman in my storage shed, nor Archie, nor Batman, et. al. I have one copy of a Star Wars comic book, and it isn’t really all that good.
But now, I have another reason never to buy one: Green Lantern has come out of the closet and gone heterophobe.
One of DC Comics oldest heroes is super-coming out.
The original Green Lantern – a DC Comics mainstay for the past 70 years – will be revealed to be a gay man in next week’s issue of “Earth 2.”
Alan Scott – formerly a married father of two who first appeared in 1940 – tips readers off to his sexuality early on in the comic when he gives his boyfriend a welcome home kiss.
No, I won’t post the pic – you’ll have to go read the story and retch about it over there.
Fuck you, DC Comics. Special place in Hell for you bastards when Christ returns and sets up his kingdom. How many Young Skulls Full o’ Much are gonna decide to violate their built-in genetic programming (and no, they’re still not “born that way”, fudgepackers) and cause themselves untold amounts of grief, suffering and physical maladies over the course of their lives?
Just because you asstwinkles at DC decided to cave into ONE-TO-THREE FUCKING PERCENT OF THE POPULATION!?!?!?!
Let’s hope you douchewads at least got a reach-around out of it.