Posted by Darth Venomous @ 8:47
Y’know, Denizens, I would tell the Fag Scouts of Amerika what they can do with themselves – that they can kiss my lily-white cracker ass & come suck my dick.
But I have the distinct feeling that that…is what those effeminate, sitzpinkling pussies that remain would like to do.
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 18:22
Oh, dear. They’re getting downright un-comity-like over at Gay Patriot again.
Look, I know that life is not easy. And we each face our own challenges. Sometimes in the face of frustration as we struggle with setbacks, we need, well, we feel that we need to vent. A lot of people seem to do that in the political sphere, projecting their personal demons onto their ideological adversaries.
And since we don’t usually see those adversaries’ faces, we don’t always appreciate their humanity. If if we disagree with someone else’s politics, even if he (or she) makes (what we perceive to be) a lame argument, he remains a human being, facings challenges and suffering setbacks just as we do. Bear that in mind each time you read a comment you find outrageous.
Critique what that person said. Don’t speculate about his private life.
Oh, really? But…but…but I thought your private lives were all that defined you. That, and making sure we all knew everything about you and how you liked to get your rocks off.
I mean, what’s the point of being a bunch of flaming heterophobes if you can’t be fucking PUBLIC about it, hm???
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 8:14
Ever notice that the heterophobic assholes who are doing their damndest to shove homosexual marriage down our throats…were (and are) the same bigoted anti-Christian bastards who squeam about us attempting to “impose our morals” on everyone else?
(Yeah, I know it’s stating the obvious. I’m just sayin’.)
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 18:15
And as if you didn’t have enough evidence that the GOP has lost its spine (not to mention its will & its way), here comes the RNC’s own Chief Sniveling Weasel, Prancy Reince-e Priebus, saying that Rob “I Wuv Gayz Now” Portman won’t face any ramifications from suddenly deciding to throw his principles out the window:
Via NRO, he’s careful not to endorse gay marriage himself but he sure does seem chipper at the beginning about the “inroads” Portman’s allegedly made with gay voters.
And this spineless pussy Priebus wrings his hands in severe angst as the base abandons him, and wonders why Republicans don’t win anymore.
Four million GOP voters stayed home last November. And they stayed home because they’re tired of the direction in which the GOP is going.
They’re tired of having RINOs masquerading as presidential candidates forced upon them.
They’re tired of the Republican leadership caving in to the Demoscum.
They’re tired of cowering in fear of a media who
might definitely will portray them in the worst light possible.
And they’re tired of politicians like Widdle Wobbly Portman not standing up for what’s right, even when their family members fail to live up to the standard.
I tell you now, when the GOP decides to man up and grow a backbone, they’ll start kicking Demoscum ass again. Every election. Every time.
But until then, the Republicans can continue to wring their hands in angst & wonder.
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 0:40
Denizens, remember Rob “Hey, I Was A Candidate Too!” Portman? No-name
Congresscritter Senator from Oiho (a little Bambi lingo, there) who ran (snicker) for the GOP nomination for President last year?
Y’know, big-time conservative, gonna save the party, all that mush? Especially being touted as the “pro-life, pro-family” candidate?
Yeah, that one.
Well, his son just came outta the closet and announced he’s a faggot – yeah, that’s right, I said it, do something about it if you don’t like it – and, lo & behold, whaddya know, li’l Robbie ain’t so pro-family anymore, don’tcha know?
Portman voted for the 1996 Defense of Marriage Act, but he now thinks the Supreme Court, which is hearing a challenge to the law this year, should strike it down.
And how does he explain his “growing” (to use a term of the leftists)?
I wrestled with how to reconcile my Christian faith with my desire for Will to have the same opportunities to pursue happiness and fulfillment as his brother and sister. Ultimately, it came down to the Bible’s overarching themes of love and compassion and my belief that we are all children of God. […]
Translation: The chickenshit is more concerned with how men view him than he is with how God views him.
British Prime Minister David Cameron has said he supports allowing gay couples to marry because he is a conservative, not in spite of it. I feel the same way. We conservatives believe in personal liberty and minimal government interference in people’s lives. We also consider the family unit to be the fundamental building block of society. We should encourage people to make long-term commitments to each other and build families, so as to foster strong, stable communities and promote personal responsibility.
In other words, Denizens, we should continue to encourage all heterophobes to go on fucking each other in the ass, and calling it “family”. Because, shut up, homophobe!
This son-of-a-bitch always did have a stench about him during the campaign, and now we know why. He’s a limp-wristed, namby-pamby nancy-boy who doesn’t have a clue what conservatism means, much, much less Christianity, whose principles are determined by sticking a finger up in the wind. The jackwagon doesn’t have a fucking clue about standing up for principle, or for what’s right.
And he doesn’t have the balls to stand up to his faggot son and tell him he’s wrong. And that’s the most shameful thing of all.
The young-skull-full-o’-shit has shamed both his excuses-for-parents, and they don’t have the sense God gave a flea enough to realize it.
And the GOP wonders why they’re losing elections.
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 8:40
My respect for Jim Nabors just went to negative-infinity.
The actor best known for playing the TV character Gomer Pyle in the 1960s has married his male partner of 38 years.
Hawaii News Now (http://bit.ly/14tFM3U) reports Jim Nabors and his partner, Stan Cadwallader, traveled from their Honolulu home to Seattle to be married Jan. 15.
And before you ask – no, I didn’t know.
So the traditional icons are falling, one by one. First the Boy Scouts, now Gomer Pyle.
God’s judgment on this nation can’t come soon enough.
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 17:34
The Boy Scouts, apparently, are considering suicide.
The Boy Scouts of America is considering an end to its longstanding policy of banning gay Scouts and Scout leaders, the organization said on Monday.
The new policy would eliminate the ban on gays from the organization’s national rules, allowing local chapters to decide for themselves.
“The BSA is discussing potentially removing the national membership restriction regarding sexual orientation,” Deron Smith, a spokesman for the Boy Scouts of America, wrote in an email to Yahoo News. “This would mean there would no longer be any national policy regarding sexual orientation, but that the chartered organizations that oversee and deliver Scouting would accept membership and select leaders consistent with their organization’s mission, principles or religious beliefs.”
How about the Church Of The Shrinking Organization?
Alas, poor BSA. We hardly knew ye.
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 9:18
Damn. Fuck. Shit. (And if the Vicar weren’t here, I’d say a helluva lot more than that.)
Chick-Fil-A just caved.
Chick-fil-A will no longer donate money to anti-gay groups or discuss hot-button political issues after an executive’s controversial comments this summer landed the fast-food chain in the middle of the gay marriage debate.
Executives agreed in recent meetings to stop funding groups opposed to same-sex unions, including Focus on the Family and the National Organization for Marriage, according to Chicago Alderman Proco Joe Moreno.
The agreement, announced Wednesday, could pave the way for the company to continue to grow not only in Chicago but in other metropolitan areas as well.
They won’t be doing so with any more of my money. Guaran-damn-fucking-teed.
Denizens, if you’ve read me for any length of time, you’re perfectly aware of what I think about people (primarily Christians and/or conservatives) who take a stand for right in public, then back down from and/or apologize for said stand.
To me, it’s simple: Do right, and fear no man. Stand up for what you know to be the truth, and to Hell – literally – with those assclowns who would whine about it from behind the comfort & safety of their collective daddy’s pink taffeta hoop skirt.
And now, Chick-Fil-A has caved to a faggot-assed, heterophobic son-of-a-crack-whore-bitch Shit-cago alderman named Joe “Josephine” Moreno. (Whom, if you ask me, should have a spiked titanium clue bad shoved right up his swishy ass. On second thought, don’t – he might actually like it.)
You’ve lost my business, Chick-Fil-A. And my family’s. And you’ve lost it permanently.
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 8:00
(Hat tip: Hoft, as usual.)
And at the other extreme (i.e. the heterophobic pro-sodomite militant leftards) comes this video.
I’m putting it below the fold to give you time to put down all throwables/breakables/shootables, etc. I guaran-damn-tee you that you’ll have your own personal RCOB going within fifteen seconds, and by the end will be wanting to print out a picture of this bastard to take to the range with you.
So here we go. Don’t say I didn’t warn you:
Posted by Supreme General Rayegun @ 10:58
Need a good comeback for the OWS libtards that are outside your favorite Chick-fil-A? Here’s a good one! (Found this all over FB)
And this especially goes for you clowns-in-control; Obamaville Mayor Rahm-mie Boy Emanuel, Beantown beanhead Tommy-boy Menino, and the City of Un-Brotherly Love Michael nutjob Nutter.
Gotta love it!
UPDATE: In case you missed it on your local paper or news, today is also Chick-fil-A’s founder S. Truett Cathy’s birthday. Celebrate appropriately and support his business.
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 9:32
Bonnie Fwank and his fellow butt-buddy Jimmi Weady had a ceremony in MassahChewsShits yesterday.
After the ceremony, both Bonnie & Jimmi were still single
ESAD, heterophobes. You pussies can have as many “ceremonies” as you want, with as much flowery shit, rose petals, sickly organ music (pun not really intended, but still), excuses-for-preachers, etc, as you like – but in God’s eyes, my eyes and those of the right-thinkers of this society, you are not, and never will be married.
Go fuck yourselves if you don’t like that. (Then again, that’s what this is all about, isn’t it?)
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 15:13
Never was really that much of a comic-book kinda guy. You won’t find stacks of Superman in my storage shed, nor Archie, nor Batman, et. al. I have one copy of a Star Wars comic book, and it isn’t really all that good.
But now, I have another reason never to buy one: Green Lantern has come out of the closet and gone heterophobe.
One of DC Comics oldest heroes is super-coming out.
The original Green Lantern – a DC Comics mainstay for the past 70 years – will be revealed to be a gay man in next week’s issue of “Earth 2.”
Alan Scott – formerly a married father of two who first appeared in 1940 – tips readers off to his sexuality early on in the comic when he gives his boyfriend a welcome home kiss.
No, I won’t post the pic – you’ll have to go read the story and retch about it over there.
Fuck you, DC Comics. Special place in Hell for you bastards when Christ returns and sets up his kingdom. How many Young Skulls Full o’ Much are gonna decide to violate their built-in genetic programming (and no, they’re still not “born that way”, fudgepackers) and cause themselves untold amounts of grief, suffering and physical maladies over the course of their lives?
Just because you asstwinkles at DC decided to cave into ONE-TO-THREE FUCKING PERCENT OF THE POPULATION!?!?!?!
Let’s hope you douchewads at least got a reach-around out of it.
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 8:58
The comic strips Funky Winkerbean and Crankshaft are written (or, in the case of Crankshaft, partially written) by a shit-for-brains named Tom Batiuk (rhymes with “attic”). His strips run in dozens (if not hundreds) of
birdcage liners newspapers across the country…on comics pages which are very easily accessible to kids 3 years & up.
The last couple of weeks, this jackwagon Batiuk has been writing a storyline in Winkerbean where two heterophobic boys plan to go to a prom together. Naturally, Batiuk the douchetard is ridiculing those who would object and portraying them in the worst possible light:
Today, in a school assembly, Batiuk the pissweasel reveals his take on what he calls “intolerance” – which, not surprisingly, is the exact same as the rest of the heterophobe/Demoscum community:
Unless, of course, you rightly oppose homosexuality, and having it taught to/practiced by impressionable kids, who see it condoned in society (where only 30 short years ago it was rightly decried and treated as the perversion it is) and want to try it themselves.
In which case, they practice their intolerance towards you.
And the print media industry, which will happily accept this bullshit from Batiuk the heterophobe and run it in their comics pages, will then wring its collective hands in extreme angst and wonder why their many subscriber bases are steadily dwindling away, their readers having long ago decided that they were increasingly tired of being preached to and paying good money to have values they didn’t share shoved down their throats by a group of liberal assclowns.
It’s leftist pussies like you, Tommi Batiuk, that are slowly killing the newspaper industry. And when we stop giving you our hard-earned money, you bitch at us for being “intolerant”.
ESAD, widdle Tommi. I imagine you’ve lost a goodly portion of your readers the last couple of weeks.
“F.E.T.E.”, as the Imperial Torturer would be wont to say.
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 9:40
With all the talk about how the Ayatollah has just come out of the closet, LC George the Apocryphal Prophet over at the Rott has pretty much nailed it in one:
The real problem as I see it is the next item on the gay rights agenda: adoption.
Most people can agree that the state has no business dictating what two adults do with each other in private, and if they love and trust each other it makes sense to let them enter into a legal union similar to a marriage.
The fact remains though, that the human race perpetuates itself by means of sexual reproduction. It is a simple biological fact that what homosexuals do is not how babies are made, so they can’t have any children unless someone else gives them kids. There is a 97% chance that a given child will grow up to be straight, and therefore will be best served being raised by parents who attempt to exemplify the partnership of man and woman, because that is what will prepare the kids with knowledge of how to conduct themselves toward the opposite sex, and conducting themselves toward the opposite sex is 97% likely to be what they are going to want to do when they get older. I am not expressing any kind of hate toward gay couples here. I’m just pointing out that when it comes to adopting children, it should not be presumed that it is just as well to give a kid to a gay couple as a straight couple. Nevertheless you can count on the gay activist crowd to come unhinged at an argument like this and construe it as some kind of unspeakably vile hate speech. When it gets to the point where we actually should draw the line, will we be willing to do so?
Here’s a brainbender for the lefty crowd: Suppose they identify the ‘gay gene,’ and suppose they develop a treatment, injected directly into the gonads, that can eliminate the chance of having children with any of a wide range of genetic conditions, including homosexual inclinations. Should people be denied the right of reproductive choice to secure the future existence of homosexuals?
Bammo. (Well, except for the part about the “love and trust each other” BS – trust me, it may be many things…but it sure as Hell isn’t love.)
Posted by David Hartung @ 11:15
As the years go on, I have become less and less impressed by the various beauty pageants. This report from the Miss Universe folks just put the final nail in the coffin.
“Transgender women have notched a key victory in a bid for equality, as the Miss Universe Organization announced today that they will be allowed to compete in its pageants.”