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My friends, on this day in 1945, Germany surrendered and the European side of World War II came to a close. The problem is that many, of not most of our countrymen have no idea of this, they have no understanding of just how many gave their lives to drive back tyranny.

I would like to request that each of you who read this, tell at least two others of the heroism of our soldiers in that war so many years ago. let’s impress upon them the fact that had we not won that war, the world would be a much worse place than it is today.


This has been making the email rounds. Looks like it just might have possibilities:

What a clever idea! Yes, Christmas cards. This is coming early so that you can get
ready to include an important address to your list.

Want to have some fun this CHRISTMAS? Send the ACLU a CHRISTMAS CARD this year.

As they are working so very hard to get rid of the CHRISTMAS part of this holiday, we should all send them a nice, CHRISTIAN card to brighten up their dark, sad, little world.

Make sure it says “Merry Christmas” on it.

Here’s the address, just don’t be rude or crude. (It’s not the Christian way, you know.)

125 Broad Street
18th Floor
New York , NY 10004

Two tons of Christmas cards would freeze their operations because they wouldn’t know if any were regular mail containing contributions.

So spend 44 cents and tell the ACLU to leave Christmas alone.

Also tell them that there is no such thing as a “Holiday Tree”. . . It’s always been called a CHRISTMAS TREE!

And pass this on to your email lists. We really want to communicate with the ACLU! They really DESERVE us!!

For those of you who aren’t aware of them, the ACLU, (the American Civil Liberties Union) is the one suing the U.S. Government to take God, Christmas or anything Christian away from us. They represent the atheists and others in this war.

Help put Christ back in Christmas!


Denizens, I have a special prayer request today for you guys:

Not sure if I ever mentioned this, but late last year the Mothergoose from Denton was forced by the state (albeit indirectly) to close her home-based water testing business.&#160 (A license the state said she needed to continue was cost-prohibitive to acquire.)&#160 Thus, she became a statistic.&#160 She’s managed to glom onto a job in a lab with low pay and a massive (try three hours one-way) commute, but she’s at least got a job for now.

Now for the request:&#160 She’s got a bead on a possible new position that pays a little more (barely), but with only a 50-minute commute.&#160 She has a good chance of getting this job, but she could use our prayers, nonetheless.

Thanks, guys.


Denizens, there will be a slight delay in posting the Resolutions&#153 for 2009, as well as the Year in Review.

(Translation:&#160 I don’t feel much like writing right now.&#160 Bleh.)

Hang tight.


Those of you who have not yet registered to comment here will need to use another email address besides Gmail.

Because of spambots that are trying to invade ThisFineBlog&#153, I’ve had to blacklist that domain.

Sorry.&#160 Hopefullly, at some point, I can turn Gmail back on.



Denizens, I have three major posts to work on – well, two majors and a minor, anyway (grin) – so between now and Thursday, there’ll probably be a lot of Grab-Bag&#153 stuff.

It’ll still be good, don’t get me wrong – but you’ll probably have seen it before.

(General, if you have anything original, now’d be a good time.)



As of right now, I’m as ashamed to be an American as I’ve ever been.&#160 And I’m ashamed to be a resident of Dallas County.

Happily, I can correct the latter.&#160 Fixing the former will take some doing.

Barack HUSSEIN!!!&#160 Obambi, the Manchurian Muslim, the Dickless Wonder, the “Messiah”, Jugears McHopenchange, managed to steal the election last night with the help of: a) the Lame Stream Mediots&#153, who have cast aside all pretense of being in the tank for this feckless jackass, b) ACORN, who couldn’t illegally register enough illegal voters fast enough, and c) illegal aliens, who benefited not only from ACORN’s tactics, but from election officials who couldn’t – or wouldn’t – take the time & effort needed to make sure that legal citizens’ votes&#160 retained their full value.

And in Dallas County, a bunch of stupid-assed elitist bastards managed to shove an incompetent lesbian down our throats again for the office of sheriff.&#160 Thanks to an assload of illegal alien voting, I’ll soon be looking for residence in an adjoining county.&#160 One which doesn’t have its head up its socialist ass.

And to add insult to injury, the fucking damnfool extra-chromosome jackasses in western Pennsylvania put Benedict Murtha back in office.

Shit-for-brains fuckheads, all of you.

About the only good things to come out of yesterday’s elections were that the faggots got their dicks cut off and handed to them, and that enough Minnesotans woke up and figured out that no, he’s not good enough or smart enough, and he’s not really that well liked.

But now I have about 62 million enemies.&#160 And I’m serious about what’s up on the banner – if you voted for that son-of-a-bitch Obambi, you’re now my enemy.&#160 Anything I can legally do to make your life a living hell, I’ll do it.&#160 And I’m going to give your illegal occupier of the White House exactly&#160 the amount of respect you gave George W. Bush – that is to say, less than fuckin’ zero.

From this point forward, Jugears McHopenchange will be known by his formal title, the Ayatollah Obambi.&#160 His bitch-of-a-wife will be known as the First Stupid Cunt&#153 Cupid Stunt&#153.&#160 (Apologies to cunts.)&#160 His fuckfaced little excuse-for-an-administration will be known as Al-Obambi.

And every bad thing that happens to the Unites States from this point forward, whether it’s the economy, teen pregnancy, downturns in the war or a fucking hangnail on the right little toe of Joe The Plumber&#153, will be fully blamed on B. HUSSEIN!!!&#160 Obambi.

This is what you asked for, you retarded liberal fucks.

Get used to it.&#160 I’m through being nice.


Okay, Denizens, without going into too much detail (for fear we’ll jinx it, y’know), we’re closing in on new Realm&#153 Headquarters.

MERLIN:&#160 Y’don’t say?!

KORRIOTH:&#160 About farkin’ time!!

OZY MCCOOL:&#160 Finally!!!

KORRIOTH:&#160 (slaps McCool upside the head) Shut up!&#160 You haven’t even been&#160 here six months!!!

OZY MCCOOL:&#160 (rubs head gingerly) Have too!!!

LSIK&T:&#160 You’re forgetting the time he spent as a cadet, Korrioth.

KORRIOTH:&#160 Oh, right!&#160 In that cushy little dormitory where the Earthers sleep!

LSIK&T:&#160 Earthers like me, Railroad-track Head?

KORRIOTH:&#160 (opens his mouth, remembers whom he’s addressing, thinks better of it) Uh…you know what I meant, m’Lord.

LSIK&T:&#160 (grunt)

Start praying, guys.&#160 If all goes well, we can actually start planning Texas Blogfest ’07.

THE SPATULAGODDESS&#153:&#160 About time, hon.

LSIK&T:&#160 Yeah, yeah, yeah…


Denizens, I’m going to be out of pocket for a few days.

As you may or may not know, I’m taking one final whack at the matrimony thingie, beginning today at around 3:00.&#160 (The Emperor and the SpatulaGoddess will be there, and if you’re reeeeeal nice to ‘em, they might just blog on the experience, mheh.)

When I come back, I’ll have a Major Announcement&#153 for you guys.&#160 Stay tuned.


UPDATE:&#160 Oh, guys, you are not gonna believe&#160 the surprise La Reina Espatula&#153 & I got tonight for dinner.

Full report plus pictures forthcoming.&#160 Especially&#160 watch this space.


Memo to The Six Or Seven Of You Who Still Read This Blog&#153:

I’ve been trying to stay ahead of a medical condition that’s plagued me for the last ten-plus years or so.&#160 (Those of you who know me well know what I’m talking about.)

Anyway, the bastich has caught up and smacked me upside the head again, necessitating a probable, slight change in routine.

Bottom line:&#160 Posting will be even more erratic than it is now.&#160 We’ll have the annual Memorial Day post tomorrow, then posting will be on an as-I-can-get-to-it basis. (IOW, standard operating procedure, only moreso.)

Will have more on the medical condition soon as I have it under control.&#160 Watch this space.


Presumably, it happened around 12:25 this morning, though I tend to doubt that.

Whatever, visitor number 50,000 has now happened by this particular site.

Thanks to all who’ve graced me with your presence.&#160 Yes, even you fuckheaded libtards.&#160 Yes, even that limpwristed plays-with-inflatable-dolls chickenshit, Michael “Mykki” Cortese.

Here’s to the next 50,000.


LC & IB Delftsman reminds us that it’s Holocaust Rememberance Day – also known as “Give the Iranian President a Dirty Swirly Day”, but that’s another post – and we stop down, remember, and mourn our Jewish brethren.

Delfts’ father was nearly a fatality of the Holocaust, and gave Focus on the Family&#160 an interview last week on his experiences, which you are cordially invited to go check out.


(This’ll stay up top the rest of the day.&#160 Check below for new posts.&#160 -LSI)

Denizens, I found out last evening that one of my better friends in this thing we call the Blogosphere&#153 – Delftsman, the Emigr&#233 with a Digital Cluebat – was admitted to the emergency room last night with what they think is a case of congestive heart failure.

I’ve got him, his sweet wife Mama Montezz and their wonderful prodigy Anna in my prayers at the moment – and the order from On High&#153 here is that you do the same, please.

Thanks.&#160 Thatisall&#153.


Guyz, Denizen David Hartung reports that his wife is in the hospital, having possibly suffered a minor stroke.

Your prayers would be appreciated.&#160 For sure that family has mine.


Unbeknownst to me while I was running through my mp3 collection, unique visitor number 40,000 to this site came by around 8:05.

As I did about 10,000 visitors ago, let me pause once again to thank you for taking time out of your day to stop by.&#160 Without you…well, this blog would still exist, but it wouldn’t be nearly as much fun.

Thanks, Denizens.


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