Posted by Darth Venomous @ 21:57
Fox News’ Juan Williams said earlier today that it’s Republicans’ fault that the Bambicare websites utterly failed like they did.
Yes, he really said that.
Yes, he really said that.
He also said that two-thirds of Americans want Republicans to ease up on criticizing Bambi & the Demoscum.
Why the hell did Roger Ailes ever think it was a good idea to bring this asshat aboard?
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 0:01
Item: Bambi today blamed the recent partial governmental shutdown on “meddling bloggers and ‘activists who profit from conflict’”.
Reaction: Where’s my paycheck?
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 12:28
Item: During this refreshing period when at least part of gummint isn’t busy siphoning non-essential money out of our pockets, US Senator Ted Cruz (
R Conservative-TX) is pledging to donate his salary to charity.
Item: Wisconsin Demoscum rep Gwen Moore…isn’t.
Wisconsin Democrat Rep. Gwen Moore has vowed that she will not give up her $174,000 congressional salary during the government shutdown.
A large number of members from the Wisconsin delegation who have either refused to draw their federal salary or who have pledged to donate their salary to charity: U.S. Senators Ron Johnson (R) and Tammy Baldwin (D) as well as Congressional Representatives Ron Kind (D-WI-03), Reid Ribble (R-WI-08) Tom Petri (R-WI-06), Jim Sensenbrenner (R-WI-05), Sean Duffy (R-WI-07) and Paul Ryan (R-WI-01).
However, Moore is standing firm — and collecting a paycheck.
“Approximately 800,000 federal government employees have either been forced into furlough leave or are working without pay.” she said in a statement obtained by TMJ4. ”Federal government employees who rely on their paychecks to feed their families deserve a salary. That’s why I am coming to work every day and keeping both my district office in Milwaukee and my Washington, D.C. offices open and fully operational. I am speaking, voting and working diligently to help my constituents through the shutdown and speak on their behalf in Washington to reopen the government. I will not be donating or forgoing my salary.”
And this, Denizens, is the difference between humanity…and sub-humanity.
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 21:28
Bambi’s wanting to go toss some grenades (I’m working on my understatement. How do you like it?) at Syria.
If there were a vote RightAboutNow, he’d get his ass handed him.
The Praetor of the Ronulan Empire (aka Ron Paul), says it would be an “historic defeat”.
I’d call it Congress just doing its fucking job. And long-effing-overdue, truth be told.
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 22:43
Y’know, Denizens, usually I’m in whole-hearted agreement with the good folks over at Downtrend.com – they’re a conservative, anti-Bambi lot whose words I often enjoy reading.
But not this time.
Rapper 2 Chainz and his entire entourage were arrested on drug charges Tuesday, after their bus was stopped for having a broken tail light. After smelling traces of weed and seeing smoke in the bus, the police felt this was enough “probable cause” to search the vehicle.
Got news for you, Nathan Eyre: the police were right. Visible smoke, combined with the scent of pot does, indeed, constitute probable cause.
Ain’t no “felt”, nor sneer-quotes about it.
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 21:04
Denizens, since I don’t feel like writing at the moment, go read this from the good Professor (actually, his associate Andrew Branca) over at Legal Insurrection.
Be prepared to do a helluva lotta head-shaking.
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 19:59
(Hat tip: Twitchy.)
Item: A tweet delivered to Cherilyn Bono-Allman-whomever-she’s-fucking-now…
Been getting ready for photo shoot ! Cover,inside pics,press shots ! Go to Master album next wk &&& have Little Surprise ?
Jeffrey Whillans @Jeff_1983
@cher all this teasing! I’m beginning to think you’ve got a heart of stone, oh yeah, I said!
Item: In response, Cherilyn tweeted…
@Jeff_1983 TEASING IS WHAT FRIENDS DO ! BULLYING IS WHAT T-BAGGERS DO! Calling them Unmitigated ASSHOLES is what I Do! BIG DIFFERENCE!
2:58 AM – 24 Jul 2013
Y’know, I’m beginning to understand why Chastity changed her name & underwent that surgery.
If I were her, I wouldn’t want to identify with that Cupid Stunt mother of mine, either.
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 10:38
(Hat tip: M, via FB)
Drudge is reporting that Janet “Big Sister” Napolitano is out the door, outta here!!!.
Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano said Friday she will step down from her post to become president of the University of California system.
Yeah…she’ll fit right in: She’s a fruit, a flake and a nut.
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 10:47
(Hat tip, Twitchy.)
Item: After an advisory sent by GOP congresscritter types, the NFL, shall we say, politely declined to help HHS director Kathleen
Goerling Gosnell Sebelius promote the illegal Bambicare.
Item: In response, David
Asshole-rod Axelrod Asshole-rod went to Twitter to refer to the advisory as…as…well, here – read it for yourself:
David Axelrod ✔ @davidaxelrod
Now threats and intimidation? Appalling how far congressional Rs are willing to go to try and impede success of ACA. http://wapo.st/17IrWPE
7:59 AM – 29 Jun 2013
Yes, he really said that.
Yes. He. Really. Said. That.
One of the deans of Shit-cago thuggery. Really. Said. That.
Mr. Kettle, there’s a Ms. Pot on line two…
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 19:58
Denizens, consider this comment from Twitcherite “RUexperienced”.
You are correct.
I have posted on a conservative website (Free Republic) since 1998. And have seen a lot of things come and go. Today conservatives are killing their own movement.
Conservatives have always fought against RINOs like Susan Collins and Olympia Snowe, Gov’s Weld, Wilson and Whitman etc.
But since 2006, now the RINO list includes Huckabee, Rick Perry and Tim Paulenty. (the last two being a couple of the most credible people we have). And in the last year, the conservatives that are now RINOs are Rand Paul and Marco Rubio. And what about conservative governors in Ohio, Florida, Arizona, Michigan, etc who are with us on many issues but are trying to expand medicaid under Obamacare? Do we throw all of them out too?
(Sarah Palin and her crowd plays into this “I am more conservative than you” meme and helps to undercut every conservative that is running for office. You should have seen how her people on C4P treated established conservatives like Perry, Cain, Santorum, Bachman and Paulenty. It was disgraceful.
These “conservatives” are NOT of the same mold as Ronald Reagan, who practiced the proverb: “I would rather get a half a loaf than no loaf at all.”
Now, they’re talking about Der Sarahcuda’s ass-reaming of illegal alien (THERE, I SAID IT!!!!!) amnesty turncoat Marco “Si, se puede” Rubio. And “RUconservative” is of the RINO mindset that it’s we conservatives that are torching our own party.
Well, in the first place…it’s not conservatives that are destroying the party – it’s the (do you know how damned difficult it is not to take God’s name in vain here? ) RINOs who are oh-so-happy to lead us off the fucking cliff…just not as fast as the Democrats would. (I actually had some bastard RINO tell me this at a GOP convention once.)
Secondly…note that last line about Ronaldus Magnus.
As much as I love the last real President this country’s had…he screwed the pooch on the 1986 amnesty. He approved amnesty for all the illegals here at the time, with a promise from the Demoscum to reallyreallyreally address border security this time, cross-our-hearts, pinky-finger-swear.
How’d that work out for us, hm?
Let’s get one thing straight, RINO pussies: Where the GOP’s concerned, you need us a helluva lot more than we need you. I no longer feel the compulsion to cast a vote for any Republican – though I’ll happily throw in with any conservative that wants to give it a go.
See, there’s a difference. We’ve been gently trying to tell you that for a long time, yet you still have that predilection to hob-nob on the DC party circuit with the Demoscum and your fellow GOP blue-bloods, with all your laughing at us Great Unwashed for being back-asswards hick-types.
And we’ve pretty much had enough.
Suggest you RINO doucherifles utilize the one collective brain cell remaining amongst you, and think about that for awhile.
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 22:36
Denizens, remember when I kvetched long & loud about George “I Guarantee It” Zimmer, late of the Men’s Wearhouse? The bastard that threw in with the Occutards out there in Oakland?
Yeah, that guy.
Well, Men’s Wearhouse isn’t coming right out & saying it, but it looks as if some of our complaints finally made it up to the ears of the board. They fired the fuckhead yesterday.
The men’s clothier said Wednesday that it fired executive chairman and face of the company George Zimmer, 64, who has appeared in many of its TV commercials with the slogan “You’re going to like the way you look. I guarantee it.”
The company announced the move in a terse statement that gave no reason for the abrupt firing of Zimmer, who built Men’s Wearhouse Inc. from one small Houston store using a cigar box as a cash register to one of North America’s largest men’s clothing sellers with 1,143 locations.
Zimmer said in a written statement that over the past several months he and the board of directors disagreed about the company’s direction.
“Over the last 40 years, I have built The Men’s Wearhouse into a multi-billion dollar company with amazing employees and loyal customers who value the products and service they receive at The Men’s Wearhouse,” he said in a statement. But he noted that “instead of fostering the kind of dialogue in the boardroom that has, in part, contributed to our success, the board has inappropriately chosen to silence my concerns by terminating me as an executive officer.”
Sounds to me like your decision to side with the Occutards finally bit you in your ample ass.
About damned time, too. I can go shopping for suits again.
That karma, it do be a bee-yotch, don’t it?
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 12:33
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 22:33
“…you’re a monster.”
And you’re a stupid-assed bee-yotch, “Emily”.
Seriously, Haverty’s? You’ve got a psychotic bimboid as your spokes-trollop, and you think that’s gonna compel me to purchase your furniture? Really???
Back to the drawing board for you fools.
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 8:47
Y’know, Denizens, I would tell the Fag Scouts of Amerika what they can do with themselves – that they can kiss my lily-white cracker ass & come suck my dick.
But I have the distinct feeling that that…is what those effeminate, sitzpinkling pussies that remain would like to do.
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 6:49
IN THE SOUTHERN COMMAND –
“The senior senator of Arizona urged senators to trust House Republicans … and frankly, I don’t trust Republicans,” Cruz said. “It’s the leaders of both parties that got us in this mess. … A lot of Republicans were complicit in this spending spree.”
Guess what? I don’t fucking trust them, either.