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Got clue, ThoseShirts???
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Those of you who have read me for any length of time – well, you probably knew it was coming all along, didn’t you? – but you know damned well what this is.
For now, click the link. Go ahead. Click it. I effin’ dare you.
And turn it up. Waaaaaay up. 
)
That’s right, sportz fanz: It’s vacation time for His Rudeness™. A chance to Get Away From It All™, as it were.
Thanks to Bambi & his shitty economy, though, Mrs. Venomous & I are staying in town and not doing a helluva lot, due to the money just not being there.
MRS. VENOMOUS: Ohhhhhh, don’t worry, sweetie. We’ll find plenty of things to do. (wink)
VENOMOUS: 
Vicar, General – you guys have the conn. General…when you’re done chlorinating the gene pool of Twinkie-hating union goons down there in the Southern Command™, could I borrow another squadron of those black helicopters…? 
(Hat tips: Hoft & Drudge)
First-time jobless claims for this week: 439,000.
Recession in Euroweaselstan – the second since 2009. Headed here soon.
Yeah, Demo-bastards…how’s that hopey-changey shit working out for youse?
Fuck it all.
Let God’s judgement rain down on this country. It’s earned it.
13
2012
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 10:00
The people in Ohio said that if I voted for Romney, their food stamps would be cut back.
Ohio families receiving food stamps could get an unwelcome surprise come January: $50 less every month in assistance.
For the 869,000 households enrolled in the program for the poorest Ohioans, that could amount to about $520 million annually out of the grocery budgets.
Because of the way the federal government calculates utility expenses for people receiving the benefit, a mild winter nationwide last year, and a lower price for natural gas, many families could experience a significant cut in aid, those familiar with the program say.
Recipients should get a letter from the state Department of Job and Family Services this month explaining the change, said Ben Johnson, a spokesman for the agency.
Gee, I guess elections have consequences, after all.
(Hat tip: Riehl.)
Denizens, remember when I said that Al-Obambi was cooking the books?
Chalk up yet another WITY™ for Yours Truly™.
Revisions to the way payroll data firm ADP counts private sector job creation have resulted in a sharp drop in the September employment count.
ADP’s new calculations put the monthly job creation at just 88,200, down from the 162,000 the firm originally reported earlier this month.
October doesn’t look like it’s going to be so hot, either.
Heckuva job, Barry. You sure as hell did build that.
Trillions in debt.
Running billion-dollar deficits out the effing wazoo.
The United States credit rating downgraded twice in his four years occupying the White House.
A laughingstock overseas.
A United States ambassador (J. Christopher Stevens) murdered, sodomized, dragged through the streets of Libya and Cthulhu knows what else.
Other US embassies attacked, vandalized and torched.
And all B. HUSSEIN!!! Obambi can come up with…is Big Bird.
Nice. 
Just got this from my sister-in-law.
It’s kinda long, so it’s below the fold, but you’ll like it, so read it.
That’s an order. 
He’s cooking the fucking books.
Period, end, stop.
And anyone who believes this number should not only have their head examined…they should be prohibited from voting, they’re that stupid.
I. DON’T. MOTHER. FUCKING. THINK!!! SO!!!!
One step closer, Demoscum.
One. Fucking. Step. Closer.
Denizens, the Comment of the Month™ comes from someone moniker’d “Love of Country” over at Twitchy. (Yeah, it’s Malicious Malkin’s site – so what?)
Below the fold, ’cause it’s rather long – but it’s Well Worth Your Time™. So click it awready, hm?
(H/T to Government Gone Wild)
Just had to post this AWESOME retort to dictator-wannabe Al-Obambi and his commie/Marxist/socialist attitude towards businesses specifically — not to mention anti-American agenda in general…
Excuse me while I very un-General-like ROFLMAO!!!!!
ThatIsAll™
It wasn’t bad enough, Denizens, that the backstabbing bitch Juanita Roberts, cast the tiebreaking vote to uphold a clearly unconstitutional Bambicare, calling it instead a tax, which in itself is also unconstitutional, having originated in the Imperial Socialist Senate. It’s not bad enough that this Queefing Queer-assed Quisling™ slammed in one of the last nails of this country’s coffin, all but assuring its economic destruction henceforth.
No, what really brings down the Red Curtain o’ Blood™…is that this bastard was ag’in it before he was for it:
The Obamacare Supreme Court ruling seemed strange. Chief Justice John Roberts’ reasoning was incoherent. The conservative’s dissent read like it was originally meant to be a majority opinion. Now, we know why. According to Jan Crawford of CBS News, John Roberts switched sides in May, withstanding a “one-month campaign” from his conservative colleagues to change his mind.
“I am told by two sources with specific knowledge of the court’s deliberations that Roberts initially sided with the conservatives in this case and was prepared to strike down…the individual mandate,” said Crawford on CBS’ Face the Nation. “But Roberts, I’m told by my sources, changed his views, deciding to instead join with the liberals. There was a one-month campaign to bring Roberts back into the conservative fold, led, ironically, by Anthony Kennedy.”
Juanita…you asshole. You motherfucking son-of-a-crack-whore-bitch.
If this is, in fact, the case, this asswipe Roberts isn’t fit to judge an apple pie contest, much less sit as the Chief Justice on the highest court in the land.
This would basically mean that Bambi’s goons somehow got to him, threatened him (or his family), and intimidated him into changing his vote.
Such a coward is unfit for any public office, much less one so important as Chief Justice. Roberts must be removed immediately the minute we gain control of the Congress & the White House.
And if it does come out, somehow, that Bambi’s goons did, in fact, have a hand in intimidating Juanita Roberts…that may be what finally causes the fecal material to impact the oscillating cooling device.
You heard it here first.
ITEM: Fox News the other day ran this video on “Fox & Friends”:
Oh, and that didn’t set well with Bambi’s college-frat-boy-mouthpiece. Not at all (hat tip: Hoft, as usual):
White House press secretary Jay Carney made an “angry phone call” to a Fox News executive after the network aired a scathing video review last month of President Barack Obama’s first three years in office, the New York Times reported.
According to the Times, Carney told Michael Clemente, Fox News’ senior vice president for news, that the video had crossed the line even for “Fox & Friends,” the morning show where it aired. Two unnamed Democrats reportedly told the newspaper about the call, described as a “private conversation.”
Hoft continues:
** MSNBC created its own anti-Romney ad in February. Of course, the White House was OK with their ad.
Of course.
The PotKettleBlack™ is strong in this dickweed, my padawans.
Fox News has just reported that the “individual mandate” portion of Bambicare is constitutional as a tax. John Roberts sided with the leftist pusstards on the decision.
I say now, and for the record – I WILL NOT OBEY THIS.
I am currently covered under my company’s plan. When it goes away – and I guaran-damn-tee you, it will go away – I will not get replacement coverage.
Let me say that again: I will not purchase coverage.
I will not pay any related tax.
I will not pay any penalty.
IRS, you will have to come get me.
If you dare.
Fuck you, Johnita Roberts.
Fuck your wife.
Fuck your kids.
Fuck you, George “Shrubya” Bush, who put the son-of-a-bitch on the Soprano Court in the first fucking place.
And last but not least – fuck the Hell outta you, B. HUSSEIN!!! Obambi.
I. WILL. NOT. OBEY!!!!!
UPDATE: And Denizens, I hate like hell to contradict myself, go hypocritical, make a liar of myself, all that.
But I have no choice. Apologies to the Vicar, the General, Plett, the Lady, La Reina, Mrs. Venomous – everyone.
But as of now – 0930 hours, 6/28/2012 – I am declaring my intention to vote for Willard Mitt Romney for President of the United States of America.
Because, you see, Obambi – I know whose ass to kick, you illegal Kenyan son of a slutty crack whore bitch.
(Hat tip: Hoft.)
ITEM: A couple days ago, B. HUSSEIN!!! Obambi accused the Republicans in general (and President Bush in particular of sticking him with a trillion-dollar deficit.
“I love it when these guys talk about debt and deficits,” Obama told supporters in Baltimore. “I inherited a trillion dollar deficit.”
[...]
“It’s like somebody goes to a restaurant, orders a big steak dinner, a martini and all that stuff, then just as you’re sitting down they leave and accuse you of running up the tab,” Obama said.
ITEM: Today, B. HUSSEIN Obambi…stuck someone else with a bill.
Amid the bustle of President Obama’s surprise stop for barbecue Wednesday the White House apparently overlooked one key detail: the bill.
Celebrating Father’s Day early, the president had lunch with two service members and two local barbers at Kenny’s BBQ on Capitol Hill.
As the group chatted about fatherhood, the president enjoyed a steaming plate of pork ribs with hot sauce, collard greens, red beans and rice and cornbread.
The bill for the president and his four guests was $55.58, but was left unpaid at the point of sale, according to pool reports.
I’d use my standard line here, but I might be accused of being…wait for it…RAAAAACIST!!!!!!!!!
(snort)
Besides…it’s down there in the categories anyway. 
“The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people’s money. ” ― Margaret Thatcher
Those of you who have read me for any length of time – well, you probably knew it was coming all along, didn’t you? – but you know damned well what this is.
For now, click the link. Go ahead. Click it. I effin’ dare you.
And turn it up. Waaaaaay up. )
That’s right, sportz fanz: It’s vacation time for His Rudeness™. A chance to Get Away From It All™ for the next 10 days or so.
Thanks to Bambi & his shitty economy, though, Mrs. Venomous & I are staying in town and not doing a helluva lot, due to the money just not being there.
MRS. VENOMOUS: Ohhhhhh, don’t worry, sweetie. We’ll find plenty of things to do. (wink)
VENOMOUS:
Vicar, General – you guys have the conn. General…when you’re done chlorinating the gene pool of Occutards down there in the Southern Command™, could I borrow another squadron of those black helicopters…?
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