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Ever notice that the heterophobic assholes who are doing their damndest to shove homosexual marriage down our throats…were (and are) the same bigoted anti-Christian bastards who squeam about us attempting to “impose our morals” on everyone else?

(Yeah, I know it’s stating the obvious.  I’m just sayin’.)

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Now who here didn’t see this coming?

I mean, good grief Charlie Brown. It’s as honkin’ big as Cyrano De Bergerac’s nose!!! If you miss that, you’re blind (or looking the other way)!!!

Then again, the modus operandi of the previous four years isn’t about to go away because Al-Obambi got re-elected….so of course Bambi’s going to reboot it now. This sort of presidential pisspottery and pot-calling-the-kettle-black crap, with the obligatory aid of the lap-dog lame stream media as willing accomplices, has clearly made the United States government the laughing stock of the globe. Does the Democratic party really think that We The People™ are that brainwashed? Yes, obviously those occupants of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue do. Then again they also believe that if you don’t happen to live at that particular address, then you’re just a peon and incapable of rational human thought.

WRONG there Bambi!!!

You’re the fracking arsehole that pushed for the sequestration months ago. Wait, there’s the answer! Al-Obambi is suffering from early onset Alzheimer’s. We’re in luck, that disease is not covered by his all-encompassing “universal” budget-busting “FREE” healthcare bill. Sorry sir, we’ve deemed you untreatable and you’re being voted off the island. Please leave. No, we don’t have any parting prizes for you. Just go.

What’s this? We can’t criticize the anointed one?

Bullshit we can’t! There still is this thing called the FIRST AMENDMENT you fracking arrogant weasels. Yes, that old, crusty document that you and your fracking arrogant weasel buddies are trying to rip to shreds because it’s full of “negative liberties”.

Get over it! It happens to be the LAW OF THE LAND. And also the thing you pledged to uphold in your OATH OF OFFICE!!!

Yes, in case you missed it I am seriously pissed right now. Al-Obmabi, Jay Carney, Nancy Piglousy, Harry “Dick” Reid, and the rest of the progressives in DC are doing nothing more than the equivalent of throwing a two-year old TANTRUM because they can’t get their way. Obambi claims that the GOP is siding with the rich and wealthy by forcing the sequestration to proceed, but plainly forgets that he’s clearly on the Autobahn with the destination of DESTROYING the America we all know and love! He clearly believes it’s not a matter of “if” but “when” he will arrive at the intended destination. And he’s doing so with a rather Adm. Farragut attitude of “Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead”.

It’s not getting any prettier around here anytime soon denizens. We here at the Southern Command are prepping, are you?

ThatIsAll™

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So now you’ve got a bunch of celebrities – and, well, okay, Widdle Bitchie Eisen too – sniveling about Newtown, and about how enough is enough.

So why is what they’re doing here okay…?

I mean, if they’re such terrified-by-guns dickweeds, should they really be enjoying all the bangie thingies they’re…um…utilizing…as they ply their craft?

Anyone?  Anyone?  Bueller?

Hm.  Maybe these celebretards should  go fuck themselves, y’know?

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Damn, who knew that Widdle Billie Maher was such a nadless, dickless, cowardly little POS chickenshit pussy?

Oh.  Wait.  That’s right.

Everybody knows that.

UPDATE:  And Bambi’s response to Clint’s speech last night?

Not for long, it ain’t.

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ITEM:  Fox News the other day ran this video on “Fox & Friends”:

Oh, and that didn’t set well with Bambi’s college-frat-boy-mouthpiece.  Not at all (hat tip:  Hoft, as usual):

White House press secretary Jay Carney made an “angry phone call” to a Fox News executive after the network aired a scathing video review last month of President Barack Obama’s first three years in office, the New York Times reported.

According to the Times, Carney told Michael Clemente, Fox News’ senior vice president for news, that the video had crossed the line even for “Fox & Friends,” the morning show where it aired. Two unnamed Democrats reportedly told the newspaper about the call, described as a “private conversation.”

Hoft continues:

** MSNBC created its own anti-Romney ad in February. Of course, the White House was OK with their ad.

Of course.

The PotKettleBlack™ is strong in this dickweed, my padawans.

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(Hat tip:  Hoft.)

ITEM:  A couple days ago, B. HUSSEIN!!!  Obambi accused the Republicans in general (and President Bush in particular of sticking him with a trillion-dollar deficit.

“I love it when these guys talk about debt and deficits,” Obama told supporters in Baltimore. “I inherited a trillion dollar deficit.”

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“It’s like somebody goes to a restaurant, orders a big steak dinner, a martini and all that stuff, then just as you’re sitting down they leave and accuse you of running up the tab,” Obama said.

ITEM:  Today, B. HUSSEIN  Obambi…stuck someone else with a bill.

Amid the bustle of President Obama’s surprise stop for barbecue Wednesday the White House apparently overlooked one key detail: the bill.

Celebrating Father’s Day early, the president had lunch with two service members and two local barbers at Kenny’s BBQ on Capitol Hill.

As the group chatted about fatherhood, the president enjoyed a steaming plate of pork ribs with hot sauce, collard greens, red beans and rice and cornbread.

The bill for the president and his four guests was $55.58, but was left unpaid at the point of sale, according to pool reports.

I’d use my standard line here, but I might be accused of being…wait for it…RAAAAACIST!!!!!!!!!

(snort)

Besides…it’s down there in the categories anyway. 

“The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people’s money. ” ― Margaret Thatcher

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ITEM:  After Rush Limbaugh told the truth, then wussed out, about Sandra “Slut” Fluke…

(Yeah, that’s right, Sandy baby – I called you a slut, you’re also a prostitute, and there ain’t no apology coming from me, ever)

…the pusstard Demoscum launched the shit-for-brains meme that Republicans had launched a so-called “war on women”.

“We’re making an issue over the whole Republican war against women,” said Maggie Davidson, president of the Democratic Women’s Club of Northeast Broward. “We’re going to try to bring a lot of attention to what’s been going on in the state legislatures and in Congress.”

Specifically, the notion that conservatives like me & you are out to destroy women because we’re sick & tired of our tax monies going for them to fuck like minxes (minxes?) and abort damn the consequences.

But that’s another post for another time.

ITEM:  One of Al-Obambi’s designated methane-spewing propaganda mouthpieces, Hitlary Hilary Rosen, late of the we-don’t-want-you-to-record-our-music (hack, spit)  RIAA (hack, spit), had this to say about Ann Romney (hat tip:  Hoft):

“Guess what, his wife has actually never worked a day in her life,” said Rosen, who was being interviewed by CNN’s Anderson Cooper about the war on women.

Same Al-Obambi that pays its female employees 18% less than men.

PotKettleBlack™ much, Jugears?

MERLIN:  Ooooooh, RAAAAACIST!!!!

VENOMOUS:  Bite me, Wizard.

MERLIN

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If I hadn’t seen this for myself, I don’t think I would have believed it.

Ron Paul.  Blame-9/11-on-America Ron Paul.  Inflation-conspiracy-theorist Ron Paul.

And he’s accusing Widdle Ricky Santorum of conspiracy theories.

Words fail.  Words.  Just.  Fail.

And yet the Ronulans, the Paultards, the Paul cult-of-personality fools, continue to support this son-of-a-bitch.

Amazing.

UPDATE:  Don’t ask me how, but it looks like I posted the wrong video.  Should be fixed now.

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This poll is almost as scary as one which shows Obama wining by a landslide.

From what little I have seen, a Romney presidency would best be described as Obamalite. The only real difference between the two policy wise seems to be that one is a Democrat, while the other is a Republican.

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Let’s get one thing straight Right Fucking Now™.

The right didn’t shoot Gabrielle Giffords.

Sarah Palin didn’t shoot her.

John Boehner didn’t shoot her.

Pat Buchanan didn’t shoot her.

Michelle Malkin didn’t shoot her.

Bill O’Reilly didn’t shoot her.

Sean Hannity didn’t.

Rush Limbaugh didn’t.

Glenn Beck didn’t.

Nor did Walter Williams, Thomas Sowell, Charles Krauthammer, Mark Davis, Cal Thomas or Williams Murchison.

Not Bob Grant, John Ziegler, John & Ken, Marlin Maddoux, Kerby Anderson, Scott Wilder or Don Imus.

Not Dan Riehl, Doug Powers, Doug Ross, Allahpundit, Pundit and/or Pundette, William Jacobson, Jim Hoft, B.C., Misha, and certainly not Darth Venomous and/or Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant.

No one on the Right shot the congresscritter from Tucson.  Period, end, stop.

In fact, given that two of this cowardly moonbat’s favorite books were the Communist Manifesto  and Mein Kampf, this little boil on the butt of humanity, Loughner, would more comfortably fit in the camp of the pathetic chickenshit Left.

So you Demoscum who want to excoriate Palin and the Right for yesterday’s shooting rampage?  Clean your own house before you come in wanting to dust ours.  After all the shit your homey Bambi has spewed forth, you pussies don’t have a whole lotta room to talk.

If any.

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Denizens, trust me, I wish I could find this ad on YouTube.  (Trust me – I did  try.)

SCRIPT: Democratic gubernatorial candidate Bill White: “We believe that federal immigration laws should be enforced. We believe Texans believe that we need federal help in securing that border.

“Rick Perry has been governor for nine-and-a-half years. You would think that he would have been able to get some of the federal resources that he now claims that we needed all these years.

“As governor, I’ll put 1,000 more police officers and deputy sheriffs all along our border, arresting the gang members, the drug dealers and let them know things aren’t safe for them in Texas.

“I’m Bill White. I’m in it for Texas.”

Oh.  My.  Freakin’.  GAWD!!!!ONE!1!!11!

He didn’t just say that.  Tell  me he didn’t just say that.

This is the same Widdle Willie White that ran a “wink wink nudge nudge” sanctuary city in Houston during his time as mayor.

Houston residents asked a divided City Council Tuesday to end an official city policy that forbids local police from rounding up undocumented immigrants for being in the country illegally.

Slightly more than a dozen people appeared before the council in support of Councilman Mark Ellis’ proposal to overturn the policy, which prevents officers from asking about someone’s citizenship status or detaining someone for being in the country illegally.

Houston is not officially a so-called “sanctuary city,” since the policy is not codified in a city ordinance. Ellis’ proposal would rescind the general order that governs the policy and replace it with a city ordinance that would require officers to enforce federal immigration laws.

Hence the “wink wink, nudge nudge”.

Bill White, you dumb son-of-a-bitch.

Don’t give me, or the rest  of the right-thinking intelligents of the great state of Texas any  of this bullshit about wanting to do something about “border security” WHEN IT’S YOU YOUR OWN FUCKING SELF  who did everything you could to undermine it as Houston’s half-assed excuse-for-a-mayor!

Take the fucking mote out of your own  eye before you try taking a peek into Rick Perry’s peeper, eh, you shit-for-brains “Sanctuary City™″ crapweasel?

Fucking asswipe.

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(Hat tip Doug Powers off a buzzworthy from Michelle Malkin.)

The “Down Is Up, Up Is Down” Department, seeing His Rudeness™ feeling like crap the last few days, has decided to try and brighten his mood by telling him a funny.

I mean, how else  could you explain Kaiser Wilhelm von Slickmeister going all PotKettleBlack™ on us, hm?

Former President Clinton has sent out a fundraising letter on behalf of the Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee under his own name warning that Republicans are trying to “derail’ President Obama’s agenda.

Gee, he says that like it’s a Bad Thing™…

Yes, Der Kaiser, but we’re not trying to “derail”-sneer-quotes it, we’re trying to derail it.

Destroy it.

Disrupt it.

Put.  A.  Fuckin’.  Stop.  To.  It.

What specific part of that does your feeble, one-track-only-and-that’s-sex mind not effing understand, hmmm?

Oxford must have been pretty damned desperate to have taken you as a student, lemme tell ya.

Not much unexpected there.

Well, at least someone  at the Post gets it.

But along with the letter, Clinton has included a flyer from the DSCC that’s bound to raise eyebrows.

Okay, Denizens, last warning.  I’m putting the money-quote here below the fold.  Make sure you’re sitting down before you open it up.  MASSIVE SPEW WARNINGS.

Aw, come on! Is that all you got?! >

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(Hat tip to the lovely & gracious Michelle.)

Item:  Jim-Bob Jackoff James Carville, in a fundraising spam email spam for Demoscummic pissweasel Marcia Markie Critz, is calling Republicans – specifically, Der Sarahcuda and former GOP US Senator Rick Santorum – “reptiles”.

Yes.  “Reptiles”.

Yes.  The pussified libtard son-of-a-crack-whore-bitch whose own wife, GOP occasional-consultant Mary Matalin, calls him “Serpenthead”.

“Mr. Pot, there’s a Ms. Kettle on line two…”

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Okay, so lemme see if I’ve got this straight.

For damned near eight years, the Limpdicked Lickspittle Leftards™ did everything they could to undermine the United States’ war effort.

They maligned our commander-in-chief on a daily basis.  Said about it – and I quote – “this war is lost”.

They called our troops “murderers” and accused them of being war criminals.  Some of them actually wanted to leave our men & women high & dry by defunding the war effort.

And now one of these bastards has the chutzpah  to suggest that any criticism of Jugears McHopenchange only helps Al-Qaida.

Aw, come on! Is that all you got?! >

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Over at MSLSD, they have their panties in a bunch over the fact that Todd Palin – husband of Our Beloved Sarahcuda™ – wielded just a tad bit of power as a chief executive’s spouse.

Nearly 3,000 pages of e-mails that Todd Palin exchanged with state officials, which were released to msnbc.com and NBC News by the state of Alaska under its public records law, draw a picture of a Palin administration where the governor’s husband got involved in a judicial appointment, monitored contract negotiations with public employee unions, received background checks on a corporate CEO, added his approval or disapproval to state board appointments and passed financial information marked “confidential” from his oil company employer to a state attorney.

Gasp!!!  Arrrrgh!!!!!  FROG-MARCH THAT EVIL REPUG RACIST SEXIST HOMOPHOBE BREEEEEEEEEDERRRRRRRRRR!!!ONE!!1!!

So, I guess they’re going to royally condemn the Baroness Hilarious’ meddling in Das Klintonreich™ and her attempts to hijack one-sixth of the American economy back in 1993-94…oh, Any Day Now™.  Right?

Right???

(crickets)

Well, surely  they’ll at least raise an eyebrow over the First Wookiee’s™ elevated profile in Al-Obambi, won’t they?

Eh?

Hello???  Bueller?

(more crickets)

Hmmm… 

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