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Not sure if this is going to pass muster or not, but it certainly has Security Services personnel here on base VERY intrigued.

Found this on the Drudge site, dateline San Antonio, Texas via Radio 1200 WOAI comes this possibility:

A measure filed by State Rep. Lois Kolkhorst (R-Brenham) would allow any law enforcement agency that has custody of an illegal immigrant to take the illegal to ‘the office of a U.S. Senator or Representative’ and leave them there.

As the article puts it,

This should get their attention.

and indeed it would. But I’m sure as my left middle finger will attest, bonehead groups like Amnesty International or even the “caring” arms of the ACLU will be throwing their equivalent of a two year-old’s temper tantrum when they get their eyes on this piece of legislation.

1200 WOAI news reports the measure also allows county sheriff’s deputies or city police officers to ‘request an agent or employee of the United States Senator or United States Representative to sign a document acknowledging the release or discharge of the illegal immigrant at the senator’s or representative’s office.

Ahh but of course, here is the requisite red tape requirement….

Several thousand people are expected to descend on the state capitol today to denounce the measures, and to call on the federal government, not the states, to handle matters related to immigration.

Who wants to take bets on which “community organizing agency” is handling this crowd??? Can you say “S-E-I-U” or even “A-C-L-U”?? Yesssss, I knew you could.

What these idiots don’t understand is that the Al-Obambi clown act ain’t gonna do jack squat about securing our borders. Sure there are federal laws regarding immigration and border control, but as we all know well and good, having laws and ENFORCING those laws are two massively separate endeavors. And when it comes to border control, we here at the Command HQ are 150% for having the states to have the responsibility for border enforcement purely because the “federales” they es mui loco gringos. I’ve met and talked to many a Border Patrol agent in my days and these guys are John McLane, die hard-type, Americans (God bless you Ramos and Compeon for holding true to your duty) who are doing an extremely difficult job only made worse by the bureaucrats almost completely hand-cuffing them in the name of political correctness. On the other hand, I’m not saying we need to move into isolationist mode with our borders. But dammit, there is a very clear process for entering this country as well as becoming a citizen. If you desire citizenship enough to do it the just, proper, and LEGAL way — well I, the entire base and the rest of America welcomes you whole-heartedly. If you insist on being illegal about your ways, then you should be stopped, questioned, and summarily returned to the far side of the border with all due promptness. No green card, no stay on American soil. Period.

Dismissed™

In this thread over at Pajamas Media, where they’re talking about Arizona’s inherent right to enforce federal immigration law, a commenter named Sharpshooter brings up a magnificent point – one that could qualify for Comment Of The Year&#153.

Why do the states and their agencies have to enforce Federal drugs laws, etc?

That, in a nutshell, could be considered People’s Exhibit Number One&#153 as to why Arizona’s law must be allowed to stand.

If 1070 is overturned, it sets a catastrophically dangerous precedent for any state ignoring federal drug laws, laws against murder, robbery, etc.&#160 Calfornication, for example, could easily decide that it no longer has to enforce federal drug laws – not that they do now, anyway, but you get the point.

Bambi and Eric Holder would do very well to drop this POS lawsuit, and avoid the potential unintended consequence.

They won’t, of course – you could put their combined brains in a thimble and still have room left over for my thumb – but they should.

DFW AIRPORT – Item:&#160 Continuing an outrageous trend of only enforcing the laws it wants, against only whom they want (basically, wanting to make an example of them), Al-Obambi’s immigration department says it’s under no obligation to process any pendejos illegales&#160 it receives from the rebellious&#160 state of Arizona:

A top Department of Homeland Security official reportedly said his agency will not necessarily process illegal immigrants referred to them by Arizona authorities.

John Morton, assistant secretary of homeland security for U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement, made the comment during a meeting on Wednesday with the editorial board of the Chicago Tribune, the newspaper reports.

“I don’t think the Arizona law, or laws like it, are the solution,” Morton told the newspaper.

How dare&#160 they enforce the laws the American government won’t, after all. The nerve.

Item:&#160 Jill over at Pundit & Pundette asks the question:

But Judge Andrew Napolitano says ICE has discretion:

Fox News legal analyst Judge Andrew Napolitano said ICE is not obligated to process illegal immigrants referred to them by Arizona authorities.

“ICE has the legal discretion to accept or not to accept persons delivered to it by non-federal personnel,” Napolitano said. “It also has the discretion to deport or not to deport persons delivered to it by any government agents, even its own.”

In that case, what will happen to the illegal aliens that Arizona apprehends?

Reaction:&#160 Something involving brass, lead pellets and a shovel, I’d hope.&#160 Y’know?

The Comment Of The Day&#153 – hell, the Comment Of The Millenium&#153 – comes from LC HJ Caveman82952 in this thread:

Maybe we could keep the hard working illegals and deport the lefties? They aren’t worth a shit anyway, most of them, clueless fucks.

Hmmm.&#160 Keep the hard-working Mexican nationals.&#160 Even naturalize ’em.&#160 And lose the libtard needle-dicks.

Sounds like a plan to me.&#160 When can we start?&#160

For Stinko de Mayo, this is all I have to say:

¡VIVA ARIZONA!

That.&#160 Is.&#160 All.

(Via Drudge)

This blood is on the pro-amnesty bastards’ hands.

Denizens, there’s an old adage:&#160 “Everyone can bring joy into a person’s life – some by coming, some by going”.

Then there are those who bring joy by whining that they’re not&#160 coming.

Which brings me to San Transexual’s chief executive bathhouse boy, Gavin Newsom.

San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom announced today a moratorium on official city travel to Arizona after the state enacted a controversial new immigration law that directs local police to arrest those suspected of being in the country illegally.

The ban on city employee travel to Arizona takes effect immediately, although there are some exceptions, including for law enforcement officials investigating a crime, officials said. It’s unclear how many planned trips by city workers will be curtailed.

The move comes amid a cascade of criticism of Arizona’s law, which has been denounced by civil rights groups, some police officials and President Obama, who said it threatens to “undermine basic notions of fairness that we cherish as Americans.”

And all the people of Arizona said, HALLELUJAH, AMEN!!!!!

Texas needs to hurry up and pass a law like that…&#160

Denizens, some of you may recall where I – ah – took a black-robed star-chamber tyrantess (tyrantess?) to task for daring to tell the sovereign town of Farmers Branch, TX, that she&#160 ran the town, not them.

Well, the Stupid Cunt&#153 went and did it again on Wednesday.

For the second time, a federal judge has declared unconstitutional a Farmers Branch ordinance banning illegal immigrants from renting in the city.

U.S. District Judge Jane Boyle of Dallas ruled Wednesday that the ordinance was an attempt to enforce U.S. immigration laws – something the judge said only the federal government can do.

The judge also issued a permanent injunction to stop Farmers Branch from enforcing Ordinance 2952.

And it’s just as legitimate now as it was then.&#160 Which is to say, not very damned much.

Mayor Tim O’Hare, the driving force behind the ordinances, said he wants to appeal.

Mayor O’Hare, I wouldn’t bother.&#160 The tin-horned fucksticks aren’t going to rule in your favor, no matter how right you are.

Instead, I’d just ignore the ruling and enforce 2952 anyway.&#160 Make the apartment complexes abide by the will of the people.&#160 Those that cooperate get slightly more leeway on, say, city inspections.

Those that don’t?&#160 Throw the book at them.&#160 Right down to the tiniest little crack in a foundation – cite the hell outta them for it.

And recruit some volunteers, for when Cheetah Jane decides to throw some US Marshals at you.&#160 Defend yourselves & Farmers Branch.

IYKWIMAITYD&#153.

If you jump back here, Darth has the original post on this pissue. Now it seems that while the ILLEGALS didn’t get the $32 MILLION (holding pinky to cheek) they wanted, as for right now the judge has awarded them just over $78k for:

The rancher was held liable for limited damages involving assault and emotional distress. Two illegal aliens were given $1,000 plus $10,000 in punitive damages each. Two more received $7,500, plus $20,000 in punitive damages each.

Also, two of the plaintiffs received $1,400, and two were awarded $1 each for assault. The term “assault” is legally applied when a person has simply put someone in fear of a harmful contact.

On the good side:

Barnett’s attorney, David Hardy, said the judge completely dismissed the cases against Barbara and Donald after the illegals claimed conspiracy.

All together, the illegals received only $77,804 of the $32 million they requested – and Hardy believes that award will be thrown out in the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals.

“It was 95 percent victory for us,” he said. “What they really wanted were the first two civil rights claims because if they got those, they got attorney’s fees. With nine attorneys working on the case, I’m sure their fees were $500,000 to $1 million.”

Remember denizens, the wacko Ninth Circuit Court is in San Franpelousy’s neck of the woods so we can’t be totally sure an appeal would be won by Hardy and the rancher. Clearly though, this appeal should be a open-and-shut deal where the damages are rescinded and the ILLEGALS are forced to not only pay THEIR lawyers fees, but Hardy’s fees and all the court costs.

The complete article can be found here.

Keep the comm channels open for future developments.

Dismissed&#153

You guys remember what I said about dusting off the perp before said goblin got into our half-assed excuse-for-a-legal system?

It applies double for illegal fucking aliens.

An Arizona man who has waged a 10-year campaign to stop a flood of illegal immigrants from crossing his property is being sued by 16 Mexican nationals who accuse him of conspiring to violate their civil rights when he stopped them at gunpoint on his ranch on the U.S.-Mexico border.

Roger Barnett, 64, began rounding up illegal immigrants in 1998 and turning them over to the U.S. Border Patrol, he said, after they destroyed his property, killed his calves and broke into his home.

Twenty years ago, this piece of legal shit would have been tossed on its ear, and the chickenshit of an attorney would have been deported, American or not, along with his illegal alien clientele.

Now…

Pardon the Red Curtain of Blood&#153 that’s getting into my eyes right now.

One mongoloid ambulance chaser, one black-robed chickenshit tyrant, two ropes, two lampposts.

You know the drill.&#160

Ignacio Ramos & Jose Compean had their sentences commuted by LameDuckya today.

Took you long enough, Shrub, you dolt.

But at usual, it was a day late and a dollar short.&#160 It should&#160 have been a pardon, not&#160 a commutation.

And the GOP wonders why Bush is going out with a damned-near single-digit approval rating.

The Department of Adding Insult To Injury brings us this where we find out that Linguinispineya, ever being the dickless wonder that reaches across the aisle, suspended illegal-alien deportation activities until after last week’s election.

According to my sources, the Bush administration issued a 72-hour cease-and-desist order to all fugitive apprehension teams to spare Obama embarrassment over his Kenyan half-aunt, Zeituni Onyango.

The Associated Press reported on Nov. 1 that Onyango was a deportation evader — one of an estimated 700,000 illegal alien absconders who have ignored orders from immigration judges to leave the country.

Hell, Weenieya, why didn’t you just grant Aunti Zeituni a full fucking pardon while you were at it, huh?

But wait, it gets better.&#160 Not only did he put the order into effect for Mary Magdalene dear old Aunti – he shut down deportation proceedings nationwide.

But the politicized order was even worse than the AP reported. The deportation process wasn’t simply slowed down for public relations reasons and fear of a media backlash. The process was completely frozen.

An Immigration and Customs Enforcement source familiar with Western field offices told me: “The ICE fugitive operations group throughout the United States was told to stand down until after the election from arresting or transporting anyone out of the United States. This was done to avoid any mistakes of deporting or arresting anyone who could have a connection to the election, i.e., anyone from Kenya who could be a relative. The decision was election-driven.”

Another source close to ICE operations in a Southern California field office confirmed that immigration officials there received the same directive: “The reason they included all offices in the United States was to show that they were not targeting the district office where Aunti lived. They don’t want to pick her up by mistake and cause a big problem.”

Yeah, why enforce the law when you can grease the skids for the opponent of He Who Dared Oppose You In 2000&#153?&#160 One last shiv in the ribs for McRINO, as it were.

Except it missed McZhamnesty and hit the American people flush.

One last betrayal of the conservatives who put El Weeniedente&#153 in that office in the first place.

And in the meantime, Jose Compean & Ignacio Ramos continue to rot in prison simply for doing their jobs as Border Patrol agents.

This is what he and the rest of the fucking RINOs think of us, Denizens.&#160 Bush and the rest of the crapweasel moderate&#160 Repukes are more fucking concerned with politics, with being “kinder, gentler”, with their fucking so-called “new tone” than they are about, you know, ACTUALLY UPHOLDING THE MOTHERFUCKING LAW!!!!!

This, sportz fanz, is why we, as conservatives, must purge the GOP of its RINO influence and take it back for&#160 conservatives.&#160 This is why we tell the McLames, the Chris Shays, the Lincoln ChappedAss Chafees of the party that they either follow us, or go join the Donktards and cast their lot with them.

And this is why no person named Bush must ever&#160 occupy the White House ever again.

Oh, now this&#160 is interesting.

In addition to the half-brother in Kenya that B. HUSSEIN!!!&#160 Obambi’s allowing to live in squalor on less than a buck a month without lifting a financial finger to help, we now find that Jugears McHopenchange, the Manchurian Muslim&#153 also has an aunt living in a Boston housing project.

In abject poverty.

And illegally, to boot.

Barack Obama’s aunt, a Kenyan woman who has been quietly living in public housing in Boston, is in the United States illegally after an immigration judge rejected her request for asylum four years ago, The Associated Press has learned.

Zeituni Onyango, 56, referred to as “Aunti Zeituni” in Obama’s memoir, was instructed to leave the United States by a U.S. immigration judge who denied her asylum request, a person familiar with the matter told the AP late Friday. This person spoke on condition of anonymity because no one was authorized to discuss Onyango’s case.

Translation:&#160 they were afraid to, lest Obambi’s Nazi goon squad start looking into their&#160 records, as well.

Onyango’s refusal to leave the country would represent an administrative, non-criminal violation of U.S. immigration law, meaning such cases are handled outside the criminal court system. Estimates vary, but many experts believe there are more than 10 million such immigrants in the United States.

[…]

It was not immediately clear how Onyango might have qualified for public housing with a standing deportation order.

Oh, I dunno.&#160 Seems pretty clear to me.&#160 Housing is handled by the same people that the Donks want handling health care.&#160 Same people who can’t get Social Security straight without having to pass a bill every three years or else it’s gonna go bankrupt.

And Obambi thinks we should let these incompetent boobizoids take our 401(k)s and roll them over into that very same Social Security.

Yeah, right.&#160 Pull the other one.&#160

But what amazes me is this:&#160 Obambi mentions this woman in his memoir, but “didn’t know about” her immigration status?

Either he did know and is lying about it, or he’s really a lot more naive & clueless than we’d been led to believe.

In either case, do we really&#160 want him in charge of the nuclear codes?

UPDATE:&#160 LC Rurik has a take on this that I wish I’d thought of first (dammit ):

Is there anyone&#160 in that accursed, and degenerate family who can prove actual citizenship in this country?

Oh, schnap.&#160

[SCENE:&#160 the bridge of Pegasus.&#160 Lord Darth Venomous is holding something in his hands, and grimacing as though he has a bad case of hemorrhoids.]

KORRIOTH:&#160 Admiral?&#160 Are you alright, m’lord?

VENOMOUS:&#160 I’m okay, Korrioth.&#160 I’m just trying to make this damned contraption work.

MERLIN:&#160 What are you trying to make it ping over, m’liege?

VENOMOUS:&#160 That would be this, Wizard.

It’s at bedtime that Jorge Barraza misses his father most. The 5-year-old, clutching two stuffed animals, is dressed in pajamas and a felt cowboy hat just like his dad’s. But such comforts don’t make up for the absence of Juan Carlos Barraza, a Mexican migrant repatriated to his old hometown.

“He’s really in Mexico. By himself,” Jorge says in English. “We went to visit him, and the first night I wanted to get home.”

Jorge, who lives in Mesquite with his mother, is one of nearly 3.5 million children in the U.S. caught in the middle of the national debate about illegal immigration – born in this country to a parent who is an illegal immigrant.

VENOMOUS:&#160 And try as I might, I can’t budge that damned needle.&#160 I’ve even tried using the Force, but it’s a non-starter.

Amid the biggest wave of repatriations and deportations in decades, these children are being pulled in two directions – a situation that the U.S. government blames on the parents.

“The responsibility of these decisions rests with the parents, not with ICE,” says Carl Rusnok of U.S. Immigration & Customs Enforcement.

Damned straight it is, Skippy.&#160 Neither ICE, nor (by extension) the US Government, held a gun to these illegal pendejos’&#160 heads to cross the Rio Grande, y’know?&#160 It was their&#160 choice and theirs alone.

Don’t go blaming the United States, nor – again, by extension – any of her law-abiding citizens for the problems these anchor babies are undergoing.&#160 This is what happens when you don’t follow the process; this is what happens when you break the fuckin’ law.

Nope, still not movin’.

And no sooner does Citi take over a bank that just failed, in part, because ellos los chaperon los penes de “La Raza”,&#160 than it…does the exact same thing itself.

CITI AND THE CITI FOUNDATION AWARD $1,000,000 TO THE NATIONAL COUNCIL OF LA RAZA

Grant Supports Ongoing Capacity Building for Local Affiliates

Just an FYI – Citi was one of the banks scheduled to be bailed out under the terms of the Crap Sandwich&#153.

Memo to Citi:&#160 Those who don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it.