Posted by Darth Venomous @ 22:49
(Hat tip (naturally) to Hoft.)
Well, whadda we have here? Why, it’s yet another chickenshit!!!
Hudson city Alderman, Dave Marston, has found himself in a bit of hot water after an e-mail exchange that saw him refer to Second Amendment supporters as “gun-toting Tea Party psychotards”, implying that all gun supporters are “unemployed”, threatened to “beat you barbarians back”, and tosses in a Nazi reference for good measure.
Apparently Mr. Marston didn’t get his party’s memo concerning the “new tone” in politics.
He apparently didn’t get the memo about trying to display what he clearly does not have: Balls.
Here’s a pic of the pusstard, just for your edification:
Looks rather Michael Crook-like, doesn’t he?
Davey Pants, anytime you wanna come to Texas and try that, feel free. Grow a pair & come see us.
And bring your copy of Bambicare, nancy-boy.
Posted by Supreme General Rayegun @ 19:42
On this day in history,
Someone said, did, was doing, or was about to do…….
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 21:41
I’m getting awfully damned good at re-doing my Linux box. (sigh)
Posted by David Hartung @ 7:58
If you will look here, you will see that the cause of the fire aboard the Carnival Triumph was a fuel leak. Now the question becomes, what caused the leak? Unfortunately some of our greedy fellow citizens don’t seem to care who is at fault. At least two individuals have filed suit, one apparently within hours of disembarking the ship.
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 10:57
Hoft over at Gateway Pundit is reporting that Missouri Demoscum are proposing legislation to force all Missourians to turn in their guns within 90 days.
4. Any person who, prior to the effective date of this law, was legally in possession of an assault weapon or large capacity magazine shall have ninety days from such effective date to do any of the following without being subject to prosecution:
(1) Remove the assault weapon or large capacity magazine from the state of Missouri;
(2) Render the assault weapon permanently inoperable; or
(3) Surrender the assault weapon or large capacity magazine to the appropriate law enforcement agency for destruction, subject to specific agency regulations.
5. Unlawful manufacture, import, possession, purchase, sale, or transfer of an assault weapon or a large capacity magazine is a class C felony.
We’re one step closer, Denizens. One. Step. Closer.
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 8:00
…if you’re not ready to hear the answer.
Oldie but a goodie.
Lawyers should never ask a Texan grandma a question if they aren’t prepared for the answer.
In a trial, a small town Texas prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, ‘Mrs. Jones, do you know me?’ She responded, ‘Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Howard. I’ve known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you’ve been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you’re a big shot when you haven’t the brains to realize you’ll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.’
The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, ‘Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?’
She again replied, ‘Why yes, I do. I’ve known Mr. Lindquist since he was a youngster, too. He’s lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can’t build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.’
The defense attorney nearly died.
The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said,
‘If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I’ll send you both to the electric chair.
Posted by Supreme General Rayegun @ 12:53
First there was Chris Rock earlier this week saying Al-Obambi is “Our boss and our daddy”, my reply was “I don’t THINK so. Not to mention there Chrissy Boo Boo, you’ve gone from drinking too much from the koolaid jar, to sucking it whole hog straight from Mrs. Al-Obambi’s teet.
Now, it seems the infection of lunacy in DC is continuing it’s unabated proliferation with Eric Holder coming out and saying that Al-Obambi decides who’s “ENTITLED” (my emphasis added) to Second Amendment rights and who’s not. My thoughts once again?
I don’t THINK so Eric!!!!!
You seem to forget your oath (not to mention Al-Obambi lied while taking the oath, TWICE) to UPHOLD the Constitution, not to shred it like Hitlary did with her industrial-sized paper shredder during the Rose Law Firm days. If you SERIOUSLY think WE THE PEOPLE are going to tolerate this sort of overt and utterly contemptuous power grab and removal of our FREEDOMS, son you’ve got another thing coming. And don’t be surprised when you get dropkicked clean off the continent. Jus’ sayin’ is all.
Folks, this crap has gone far enough. Let’s not forget there are also Demoscum who are actively working to repeal the 22nd Amendment in the hopes of getting Al-Obmabi a third term and eventually voted as King and Dictator for life. Do I REALLY have to explain that one and the consequences?????
How much longer can the country survive this sort of lunacy?
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 0:14
Some guy name of Crager posted this on Facebook Friday afternoon.
So one of our fire stations starts having trouble with the dispatch system (receiving other stations’ calls, etc). In the process of troubleshooting, the station’s own dispatch computer crashes. Hard. The backup unit doesn’t work all that well, either (read: it doesn’t work at all).
So I get a known-good dispatch computer to the station, get it successfully re-configured, re-joined to the network, all that silliness – and no sooner do I get it online than the entire dispatch system citywide…goes toes-up.
Anyone wanna start a pool on how soon I go bald from tearing my hair out? %-P
Well, I hear tell this guy’s gone almost completely gray in the span of two months, so…
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 9:48
Given my workload and schedule nowadays, it’s looking more and more like this is going to become a weekend blog.
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 17:56
It’s never happened in the history of the PFW. And so help me Cthulhu, it won’t happen again.
TCU 16, Michigan St 17 (Buffalo Wild Wings Bowl)
#11 Oklahoma 13, #9 Texas A&M 41 (Cotton Bowl)
#16 Nebraska 31, #7 Georgia 45 (Capital One Bowl)
Wisconsin 14, #6 Stanford 20 (Rose Bowl)
Dallas 18, at Warshington Foreskins 28