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Hoft over at Gateway Pundit is reporting that Missouri Demoscum are proposing legislation to force all Missourians to turn in their guns within 90 days.

4. Any person who, prior to the effective date of this law, was legally in possession of an assault weapon or large capacity magazine shall have ninety days from such effective date to do any of the following without being subject to prosecution:

(1) Remove the assault weapon or large capacity magazine from the state of Missouri;

(2) Render the assault weapon permanently inoperable; or

(3) Surrender the assault weapon or large capacity magazine to the appropriate law enforcement agency for destruction, subject to specific agency regulations.

5. Unlawful manufacture, import, possession, purchase, sale, or transfer of an assault weapon or a large capacity magazine is a class C felony.

We’re one step closer, Denizens.  One.  Step.  Closer.

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Denizens, your weekend homework assignment is to read this.

J.D. Longstreet nails it in one.

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‘Will there be resistance? Absolutely there will be resistance,’ he [Bambi] said.

You have no idea, you syphilitic son-of-a-Kenyan-crack-whore-bitch.

You.  Have.  No.  Fucking.  Idea.

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Memo to Lie-anne Fein-swine:

You are not  getting my guns.

None  of them.

Ever.

Capíce?

Don’t even think  about it.

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SAN DIEGO – A little something I just wrote in response to a commenter named “CalMark” in this Legal Insurrection  thread:

Aw, come on! Is that all you got?! >

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I.  DON’T.  MOTHER.  FUCKING.  THINK!!!  SO!!!!

One step closer, Demoscum.

One.  Fucking.  Step.  Closer.

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Item:  After the Gabrielle Giffords shooting – in which Jared Loughner was shown to have more in common with the Left than the Right – Demoscummic libtards called for “civility”.

Item:  For yesterday’s Cheesy Chavez Labor Day snivel speech, Teamsters president head pussy Jimmy Hoffa had this to say:

“We got to keep an eye on the battle that we face: The war on workers. And you see it everywhere, it is the Tea Party. And you know, there is only one way to beat and win that war. The one thing about working people is we like a good fight. And you know what? They’ve got a war, they got a war with us and there’s only going to be one winner. It’s going to be the workers of Michigan, and America. We’re going to win that war,” Jimmy Hoffa said to a heavily union crowd.

“President Obama, this is your army. We are ready to march. Let’s take these son of bitches out and give America back to an America where we belong,” Hoffa added.

‘Zat so, Jim-boy?

Misha had the best take on it yesterday, but I have this to add:

Any of you union-thug-wannabe chickenshits feelin’ froggy, let’s go.  Rarely do I go anywhere nowadays without fairly close access to at least some  form of protective machinery (and yeah, you cowardly assholes, damn straight that means what you think it means).

Bring it, douchebags.  We’ll make you famous.  I and a few million others who’ve just about had enough of your bullshit, that is.

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If there’s one thing that pisses me off more than a libtard, it’s a milque-toast Republican/conservative.

So I’m reading this thread about Demoscum doing some yelling at a townhall meeting, and I first read this comment:

Not advocating, just observing, this is going to have to be settled in the streets.

Okay?  Okay.

It was followed in short order…by this fucking pansy-ass.

You’re in the wrong place. I think you’re looking for the SEIU forums.

Whereupon I once again see the RCOB™.

This chickenshit RBNY will likely never come over here to see this, but I’m gonna address him anyway.

Listen up, needle-dick.  Ronsfi is absolutely, positively, 100% right  on this – and whomever doesn’t see it that way just flat-out ain’t paying attention.

The Left is going to not only continue its thuggery, it’s going to expand it – and if you needed any evidence to that effect, just read Jennifer Rubin today (hat tip, Sister Toldjah):

The left has predictably gone batty over the resignation of former solicitor general Paul Clement from the law firm of King and Spalding after the white-shoe firm backed out of its representation of the House of Representatives on the Defense of Marriage Act case. Greg Sargent interviewed a gay rights activist and got a remarkable admission: The left favors politically bullying to deter lawyers from representing clients it doesn’t like:

Feel free to read the rest.

It’s going to get worse – not better.  And at some point, the bullying will  have to be met with a response.  We can’t afford to go all Gandhi here – all that’ll get us is killed, and the Left will win anyway.

All so we can puff our (dead) chests out and say “well, at least we didn’t stoop to their level – we’re better  than that”?

Bull.  Fucking.  Shit.

Look, if you want to wring your hands in (mock?) angst, pull a Juan McRINO and bemoan the fact that there’s no “comity” in the public debate anymore, that’s your right.  Knock yerself out.

But do me and the rest of us a favor:  Step the fuck aside.

Because if you don’t, when we do  have the SHTF moment, and the fighting starts for real…you’ll just be in the way.  And you’ll be helping them  more than you will us.

And there’ll be only one way to deal with that.

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Professor Jacobson warned us – and now Michelle has confirmed – that the Capitol police have deliberately refused to do their duty and throw the remaining protestors pussies douchebags pussies & douchebags out of the Capitol.

Denizens, when historians discuss the Second Civil War, they will be doing you a disservice if they don’t tell you it started in Madison, Wisconsin.  The only question is how quickly the shooting will mushroom across the country.

It gets bumpy from here.

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Denizens, your first assignment while I’m on vacation is to go read this treatise.

I’m blogrolling this wonderful lady, because she says it better than either I or  Misha could.

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Bricks have been going through windows in response to the Imperial Socialist Congress™ forcing BambiCare down our throats.

In what seems like a response, some cowardly little pussy put a bullet through Eric Cantor’s (R-VA) campaign office window.

(Small caliber, probably, to match the pussy’s dick size.)

Lock & load, Denizens.  It’s beginning.

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