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I still have some serious doubts that Sara Palin is truly suited to be our President, but considerinng Obama’s incompetence, Mrs. Palin would be a definite improvement.

Here is a slide show with ten reasons why Gov. Palin would be a good president.


As God is my witness, I swear to you, Denizens – I had not seen this by 5:30 CST yesterday, when I first had this thought.

But in any case, mea culpas aside, let me pop my head up real quickly to say that having watched Gov. Palin’s speech at the Tea Party Convention in full (available here on PJTV — skip the legacy media, support PJTV if you can)… I am more convinced than ever that Gov. Palin should be the next chair of the RNC. In fact, Chairman Steele should step down now, fly to Alaska, and fairly BEG Gov. Palin to take the job.

Great minds, indeed, do think alike.


Over at MSLSD, they have their panties in a bunch over the fact that Todd Palin – husband of Our Beloved Sarahcuda™ – wielded just a tad bit of power as a chief executive’s spouse.

Nearly 3,000 pages of e-mails that Todd Palin exchanged with state officials, which were released to msnbc.com and NBC News by the state of Alaska under its public records law, draw a picture of a Palin administration where the governor’s husband got involved in a judicial appointment, monitored contract negotiations with public employee unions, received background checks on a corporate CEO, added his approval or disapproval to state board appointments and passed financial information marked “confidential” from his oil company employer to a state attorney.


So, I guess they’re going to royally condemn the Baroness Hilarious’ meddling in Das Klintonreich™ and her attempts to hijack one-sixth of the American economy back in 1993-94…oh, Any Day Now™.  Right?



Well, surely  they’ll at least raise an eyebrow over the First Wookiee’s™ elevated profile in Al-Obambi, won’t they?


Hello???  Bueller?

(more crickets)



(Hat tip to the fine folks over at Hot Air.)

Well, we seem to have found Sarah Palin’s Achilles-heel: Her extreme distaste for the word “retard”.

Palin believes Limbaugh’s repeated use of the word “retard” yesterday was “crude and demeaning,” her spokesperson emails.

In the wake of Palin’s demand that Rahm Emanuel be fired for saying the liberal activist strategy on health care was “f–king retarded,” a bunch of people have been asking how she’d react to Limbaugh’s tirade on the air yesterday.

“Our political correct society is acting like some giant insult’s taken place by calling a bunch of people who are retards, retards,” Rush said, adding that Rahm’s meeting yesterday with advocates for the mentally handicapped was a “retard summit at the White House.”

Okay, I’m on board with that.  And I have zero objection to the use of the word “retard” – I mean, didn’t I just get through referring to the Gaia-worshippers & tree-huggers as “libtards”?

Der Sarahcuda, apparently, takes a different view.

I asked Palin spokesperson Meghan Stapleton for comment on Rush’s rant, and she emailed me this:

“Governor Palin believes crude and demeaning name calling at the expense of others is disrespectful.”

This all comes on the heels of Our Beloved Sarah™ getting a mite peeved at Rick Perry’s use of the word.

Hoo, boy.

Sarah, to employ a Whoopi Goldberg-ism, there’s a difference between a retard and a retard-retard.  If you know what I mean – and while that’s not the absolute best way it could be expressed here, I think you do.

This is not the hill on which you want any political aspirations of yours to die, Sarah (assuming, of course, that you still have them).  Unfortunately, however, to paraphrase the boys on the old Dodge Hemi commercial, “this can’t be good”.


Generally, I don’t care to get into flame wars with other bloggers.

MERLIN:  What about Mykki Chickenshit?

VENOMOUS:  Exception to the rule.

OZY MCCOOL:  And Michael Crook?

VENOMOUS:  Pussy extraordinaire.  He deserved his  beatdown.

KORRIOTH:  And the dipshit over at Pillage Ain’t Chicken Pot Pie?


VENOMOUS:  Awright, all right  already!!!  I get  it!



Aw, come on! Is that all you got?! >


Yeah, I’m still up.  Don’t ask why – I’m not sure I  know.

So here are the folks at Hot Air, and it looks like they’re pooh-poohing Der Sarahcuda for asking the same question that a helluva lot of us have been asking:  where’s the birth certificate?

(Side note:  Allahpundit and Antagonist?  Just between the three of us – fuck you pussified little needle-dicked douchebags.  Either one of you wanna call me an “embarrassment” to my face, let’s see you do it and see what it gets you.  Asswipes.)

Anyway, for months now on this issue, I’ve been hearing shit like “the issue is settled, the debate’s over”.

Yeah?  The issue of “global warming” was supposedly “settled” and that  debate was supposedly “over”, too.  How’d that work out?

(Incidentally, stay tuned – this won’t be the only time I mention East Anglia.  I’m about to rub a certain religious denomination’s – and a certain pastor’s – face in it.  Hard.)

Seriously.  Bambi has spent millions  in attorney’s fees suppressing something, the producing of which would not only humiliate the so-called “Birther” movement, but also encourage a severely lagging (right now, anyway) Demoscum party and  probably jack up his sagging poll numbers, all in one fell swoop.

Yet he won’t produce it.  Why?


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