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Yup, that’s right….we all know Darth has HT’d this writer something close to ad nauseum.  Then again, she is good.  And generally right on target too!

So what’s Michelle Malkin targeting now.  Well, none other than the DREAM Act: Electric Amnesty Boogaloo, Part Deux.

Once again the, democrappers are trying to convince us it’s a really, really, REALLY good idea to grant amnesty to the 20+ something MILLION illegal aliens residing inside our borders. 

Felipe Calderon, white courtesy phone.  Yo dude, fix YOUR government before you go suggesting and subsequently start PUSHING your citizens to enter MY country ILLEGALLY.  Mkay hombre?  You habla????

K. Thx. BuhBye.

Holy WTF is going on here????  The progressive asswipes in the Senate seriously think that trying to disguise an AMNESTY bill as an EDUCATION bill is gonna cut it?  Hello CLUEBAT?   Remember how you just had to pick up yo nappy 7-day shitters off the floor back oh gee, just like what TWENTY-EIGHT DAYS AGO!?!??!?!?!?!  If you really need some more whomp up side yo head with the Ronco Cluebat™ we CAN arrange it.

Come on Michelle, tell us what you REALLY think about this bill…..


Unfortunately, it’s not the round, orange vegetable variety that got chunked.  Read on here.

Sorry about the play on words, but I’m right in the middle of stress relieving measures that involves large quantities of adult carbonated beverages. 

Time for the eye for an eye concept of justice RSN.

UPDATE:  (From Venomous) Added to the “Sickening Stuff” category.


Didja see this?


Except this time the egg was something north of 250k State Department documents.  And Humpty is Wikileaks. The dumping is still the same.

Normally I would agree (within reason mind you) with the argument that releasing classified intelligence information is REALLY not good for the folks “in country”, but something strikes me different about this documentus dumpicus.  Now given that the loudest shrilling is coming from a progressive-lite Republican by the name of Peter King and he’s calling for the Secretary of Frump and Eric “I employ illegal aliens as housekeepers” Holder to designate Wikileaks as a domestic terror organization, I get the unabated sense that something is wrong.

And I have an idea what it could be.  Once again, the “most ethical and transparent administration in the history of the U.S” (Nancy SanFran Piglousy’s words, not mine) got caught with their pants down fornicating away with those at the center of all these documents.  Namely which is Al Queda and those nation-states that support it.  Now OF COURSE each and every member of the House Homeland Security Committee has read EVERY word of all 250,000+ documents released and can say with 100% assurance that “it’s not us”.

I say BULLSHIT and I’m calling global shenanigans on this one.

Al-Obambi’s foreign policy ain’t worth the paper the documents are printed on.  Then again, the domestic policy ain’t in much better shape either!

So I say, let’s see all 250,000+ documents and we prosecute the REAL criminals and let Wikileaks do it’s job. Because no other REAL news organization (yes I’m glaring straight at you CNN, (P)MSNBC, New York Times, Washington Post, and Politico) seems to be able to do their job.


(Hat tip Doug Powers on Michelle’s site.)

Every so often, I’ll post on someone who’s just shuffled off this mortal coil, and I’ll say something like “condolences from the Realm™, so-and-so’ll be missed.”

But Denizens, I gotta tell ya – this one hurts like Hell.

Leslie Nielsen, who traded in his dramatic persona for inspired bumbling as a hapless doctor in “Airplane!” and the accident-prone detective Frank Drebin in “The Naked Gun” comedies, died on Sunday in Fort Lauderdale, Fla. He was 84.

The Canadian-born actor died from complications from pneumonia at a hospital near his home at 5:34 p.m., surrounded by his wife, Barbaree, and friends, his agent John S. Kelly said in a statement.

“We are saddened by the passing of beloved actor Leslie Nielsen, probably best remembered as Lt. Frank Drebin in ‘The Naked Gun’ series of pictures, but who enjoyed a more than 60-year career in motion pictures and television,” said Kelly.

I only saw him in the aforementioned Airplane!  and Naked Gun  flicks, as well as Gun’s  predecessor, Police Squad! – all six episodes of it.  (Yeah, the article says there were four – don’t believe it, there were six.)  Not many things or persons have caused me to literally ROFL – but Leslie Nielsen did, every time he tried it.

Dammit, Leslie – you left us too effing soon.  There’s a hole in my funny-bone where you’d taken up permanent residence, and this pain’ll be felt for a while.

I pray God will bless your family during this time.  You were loved, and you’ll be seriously missed.


And the final from Reno, NV:

#3 Smurf Turf Bullshit State 31, at #19 Nevada 34

It is a Perfect Football Weekend™ already.  I don’t give a shit what  the rest of my teams do.


UPDATE:  ESPN showed one of the Wolfpack touchdowns coming off what looked like a double reverse (though it coulda been just a single – I only got one look at it).

Memo to Chrissy Peterson:  Live by the trick play, die by the trick play, you dumbass.

Couldn’t happen to a nicer team. 


As always, Ann Coulter gets it right.

If our elected leaders were required to undergo the same security inconveniences as are we, they would change things, and do so quickly.


(Yeah, it’s a rerun of a rerun of a rerun.  Of a rerun.  Et cetera, ad infinitum, ad nauseamBite Sue me, mkay?  I’m busy cooking. )

I first penned (penned?) this screed (g) on 11/17/01.  I thought it appropriate then (and still do), it being Thanksgiving and all, to jot down a list of those things for which I was thankful.  This year the tradition continues, below the fold, as usual with only a few minor tweaks to keep things current:

Aw, come on! Is that all you got?! >


Denizens, your first assignment while I’m on vacation is to go read this treatise.

I’m blogrolling this wonderful lady, because she says it better than either I or  Misha could.


After running the Federal deficit to unheard of levels, our President is now talking frugality and budget balancing. One sign that he is not serious is this article.

In another forum, I have suggested that the 747s be replaced with a couple Boeing Business Jets. Considering the sorry state of our elected leadership, I have begun to wonder if we shouldn’t just fly the whole bunch around in an “A” model C130, with three bladed props!

For the uninitiated, I have been told that three bladed props give a rougher ride than the four bladed variety.


Those of you who have read me for any  length of time – well, you probably knew it was coming all along, didn’t you?  Especially  given all the counting that’s been going on ’round these parts.  But you know damned well what this is.

(Go ahead.  Click it.  I effin’ dare  you.

And turn it up.  Waaaaaay  up.    )

That’s right, sportz fanz:  It’s the second third second vacation of the year, the annual post-L-tryptophan pilgrammage for His Rudeness™.  And this  time, said vacation is not  going to be spent [un]packing & moving.

That, and lounging around on my fat ass.  But you knew that already, didn’t you?  But at least I’ll have time to post a bit, so I can start catching up on stuff.

Vicar, General – you guys have the conn relax for a bit.  I got this.






When one does something new, and wants to maximize the chances of success, one smart move is always to look at how other successful people have done the same thing. In our world, the most successful people in the airport security business have long been the Israelis. To me it would have made sense, after 9/11 to have examined how the Israelis secure their airports.

Why haven’t our brilliant leaders done this?


“So, Lord Venomous”, I (imagine I  ) hear you saying, “does this mean you’re back, now that you’ve actualy thrown up a couple of non-countdown posts?”


“Thrown up” is such a…double entendre  term… 

Anyway, the answer is “yes & no”.  The Big Box™ is back online, obviously, and I’m pretty much back in business on this end.  But there’s still a lot of stuff to get done, including finding a storage shed to dump about three-dozen or so boxes, hang pictures, knick-knacks & stuff – so it’s not like I have a whole lotta time to blog.

Thankfully, I have a crack blogging staff to fill in for me in my absence (hint, hint, Vicar)…

So, as always…watch this space.

Oh, and by the way…Three.


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