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Found this whilst perusing the site of the lovely & talented Malkin:

Now, that’s  just Damn Good Stuff™.


In November 2004, I traded in my Ford F-150, which couldn’t get 20 mpg rolling downhill with a tailwind, for a 2005 Chevy Cavalier.

The Cavalier got better gas mileage – which proved to be a good move once gas started going up – but it was always a crapshoot as to whether or not I’d ever get where I was going in it.  When it wasn’t refusing to start, it was trying to pretend it was an automatic (read: the clutch was going out).

So in 2006, I traded the Cav in on a 2007 Cobalt.  Somewhat sturdier, a little better gas mileage, and decidedly faster, even with a four-banger.  As cars go, it’s not bad.

Aw, come on! Is that all you got?! >


As y’all are probably aware, tonight at 2030 hours (a little military/police/fire lingo, there) we’re all supposed to turn all our lights off for one hour.  Several cities, not the least of which is Dallas, are planning to participate.

But not this King & Tyrant™.

MERLIN:  You’re not a king & tyrant anymore.

KORRIOTH:  You’re not even a King & Tyrant™, either.

MERLIN:  That’s what I said!

OZY MCCOOL:  No, you said “king & tyrant”

K’HADIBAK’H:  As in, just an ordinary king and an ordinary tyrant.


T-BONE MCMANX:  And as we all know, His Snarkiness is neither an ordinary king, nor an ordinary tyrant.


SUPREME GENERAL RAYEGUN:  He may be a particularly piss-poor king and a tyrant with pathetic delusions of godhood…

KORRIOTH:  …but he’s no ordinary king & tyrant.



VENOMOUS:  I haven’t written the script to the next installment of “Death of the Pegasus” yet.  Heads could  roll, y’know.

ALL:  Eeeeeeeep!

See what I gotta put up with around here?

Anyway, where were we?  Ah, yes…

At 2030 hours tonight, every light in My Humble Abode™, every computer, every monitor, every kitchen appliance, every fan, the central heater (it is  going to get down in the 30s here tonight), every gadget I currently have plugged in – if it pulls wattage in my house, it’s on and running tonight at that time.

Y’see, I haven’t forgotten my life’s work – pissing off the Left as much as I possibly can.  And if I can tell the Greentards, symbolically or otherwise, to take Mommy Gaia and go shove her up all their swishy asses, I’m absolutely going to take the opportunity to do so.

And I hope to Cthulu some fucking tree-hugging faggot just tries  to get in my face about it tonight.

Please, chickenshit Greenies.  I fucking dare  you.


(Hat tip Sweetness & Light.)

ITEM:  Dingy Harry Reid the Imperial Socialist Congress’ Senate Mob Majority Leader, claims Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts lied to become a member of that auguest body.

Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid said Friday that John Roberts misled the Senate during his confirmation hearings by pretending to be a moderate — and that the United States is now “stuck” with him as chief justice.

We’ll forget for a minute that there are  worse fates that could possibly have befallen our country up to that point.  Such as a Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg court, f’rinstance.

“Roberts didn’t tell us the truth. At least Alito told us who he was,” Reid said, referring to Samuel Alito, the second Supreme Court justice nominated by President George W. Bush. “But we’re stuck with those two young men, and we’ll try to change by having some moderates in the federal courts system as time goes on — I think that will happen.”

“Didn’t tell [you] the truth”, eh, O Dingy-assed needle-dick?

And who might you be again, Reid, you half-assed excuse-for-a-clusterfuck?  Aren’t you the same honest, upstanding Congresscritter  that engaged in what an East Coast paper called a “smarmy Las Vegas land deal in which [you] pocketed a cool $1.1 million for the sale of property [you] hadn’t personally owned for years”?  And was subsequently caught “using campaign money to mete out Christmas bonuses for staffers at [your] tony Ritz-Carlton condo” and then lying about it being a “clerical error”?

And aren’t you the one who got caught lying out your skanky ass about threatening to not fully support our troops overseas?

On the tape above Reid says:

“There’s never been any suggestion that the military will not get everything they need.”

That is a complete lie.

Sen. Feingold’s website has the bill being discussed by the veteran with Reid.

April 2, 2007

Washington D.C. -­ U.S. Senator Russ Feingold (D-WI) and Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-NV) announced today that they are introducing legislation that will effectively end the current military mission in Iraq and begin the redeployment of U.S. forces. The bill requires the President to begin safely redeploying U.S. troops from Iraq 120 days from enactment, as required by the emergency supplemental spending bill the Senate passed last week. The bill ends funding for the war, with three narrow exceptions, effective March 31, 2008.

And you have the balls to accuse a damn good Chief Justice of lying?  Keeping in mind, of course, that President Bush promised to nominate a strict constructionist to the bench, and that’s exactly what he did?

Fuck you, O Dingy One, you lying little crapweasel.


Most of our Men (and Women) In Blue™ are honorable folk who want nothing more than to serve the public at large.  They’re salt of the earth people who’d give you the shirts of their backs if they thought it would help.  (And some of my family have served, so I know whereof I speak.)

Then we have assholes like Robert Powell.

Aw, come on! Is that all you got?! >


God, if we only had a conservative who had the balls to say this to the Ayatollah Obambi.

Here, here.


Uh…they did?

President Barack Obama’s army of canvassers fanned out across the nation over the weekend to drum up support for his $3.55 trillion budget, but they had no noticeable impact on members of Congress, who on Monday said they were largely unaware of the effort.

That would make about 290,000,000 of us, Dogface.

Gee, you’d think that the Al-Obambi goon squad would make more of a splash than that.  If this is the best they can do, then the Ayatollah’s BrownShirts™ aren’t going to be that terribly hard to handle, y’know? 

“News to me,” said Rep. Lloyd Doggett, D-Texas, a House Budget Committee member, of the canvassing. Later, his staff said that his office had heard from about 100 voters.

The president’s lieutenants tried to open a new front in the “Obama revolution,” the grassroots mobilization that propelled the once little-known Illinois senator to the White House last year. David Plouffe, who ran Obama’s campaign, now runs “Organizing for America” out of the Democratic National Committee. It uses the same Web-based tactics that won the presidency to mobilize public opinion behind Obama’s initiatives in a bid to redefine “business as usual” in Washington.

Well, given that there are more than just a few fidgety Texans with itchy fingers (IYKWIM), and Jugears McHopenchange wasn’t all that popular around these parts anyway, I can see why the Goonies™ might have been a little…”hesitant”…to make waves down this way.

I mean, I was out quite a bit this past weekend, and I saw nary a one. 


I guess what they say is true about hell having no fury and all that.

Gubernatorial candidate Sen. Kay Bailey Hutchison said Gov. Rick Perry should be looking for ways to accept $550 million in unemployment fund stimulus money but without committing the state to future federal mandates.

Which sounds to me like proof positive that ol’ Kay Bitchy didn’t read the stimulus bill before creaming her panties to go sign off on it, either.  The Al-Obambi excuse-for-a-government has been very clear in emphasizing that there were going to be strings attached with just such an acceptance.  How it could be spent, where it could be spent, when, etc.

But I guess Kay Bimbo-y was too busy being the fuckin’ Breck Girl™  to worry about that.

She told reporters at a Texas Daily Newspaper Association meeting Monday there may be a way to do that. She said Perry should be looking at every avenue to keep employers from facing higher unemployment taxes next year.

Yeah, well here’s an idea, Kay Bint-y:  Howzabout cutting taxes so employers can, you know, PUT PEOPLE BACK TO WORK AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THAT, HUH?!?!?!  I dunno, seems to me that if the citizenry at large is, y’know, actually working, employers aren’t having to worry so much about paying to have these guys sit on their asses.  Y’think?

One wonders how the hell Kay Bitchy’s managed to stay in the Senate all these years, given how atrophied that fecal grey matter between her ears is.


Denizens, y’wanna know the difference between B. HUSSEIN!!!  Obambi and those who participate in the Special Olympics?

The Special Olympians are far more intelligent.


[SCENE:  On the bridge of Pegasus.  When last we left Our Intrepid Heroes™, Chief Engineer Lt. Commander Ozymandias McCool had just announced an imminent warp core breach.  Admiral Darth Venomous immediately ordered all hands to escape pods.]

VENOMOUS:  Shit!  RED ALERT!!!  All hands to escape pods!!  ABANDON SHIP!!!

[Pegasus’  bridge begins to clear as personnel scurry for the pods.]

VENOMOUS:  Captain, see to the safety of all hands!  Move your ass!

KORRIOTH:  Yes, Admiral.  [He hurries aft.]

VENOMOUS (to speaker):  McCool, can you give us any more time?  Slow down the rate of decay in the matter/anti-matter chamber?

OZY MCCOOL (over speaker):  I’m trying, m’liege, but I need the computer for that, and it’s in the process of frying, too!  All my control displays down here have locked up tight, and three of them have turned solid blue and started spouting gibberish!

VENOMOUS (mostly to himself):  Blue screen?  What the fuck…???  [1.76 seconds later, the light bulb goes off in His Rudeness' head.  His eyes grow wide as he realizes what it has to be.]  Pipe it up here, Ozy, now!

OZY MCCOOL:  But, Admiral—

VENOMOUSNow, Commander!!!!!

[The chief engineer obliges, most fearfully.]

VENOMOUS:  Holy fuckin’ shit!!!  Shut it down, McCool!  Shut the motherfucking computer down immediately!!!!!

OZY MCCOOL:  But Admiral, what about—

VENOMOUSNOW, Lieutenant!!!

[McCool is too terrified by the Admiral's desperate tone to even notice that he's just been demoted.  He runs to his personal console and begins pounding buttons.

The response is what you've probably figured out it would be - which is to say, nothing.]

OZY MCCOOL:  No response, Admiral!  She won’t shut down and the breach could happen any second!

VENOMOUS:  I don’t care what it takes, McCool!  Destroy it with a phaser if you have to, but get that fucking computer down!!!

UNKNOWN VOICE (over speaker): 90 seconds to breach, Commander!

VENOMOUS (to himself):  Dammit, dammit, dammit…!!!  [He sprints off the bridge, headed towards Engineering.]

(To be continued…)


Got some minor technical difficulties over here, but they’re almost fixed.

In the meantime, Denizens, your homework assignment is to read this.

Be back shortly.  ThatIsAll™.


We have an economy swirling down the drain, an excuse-for-a-Cabinet full of fuckin’ tax cheats, a pisspot excuse-for-an-Attorney General threatening to release terrorists into our general population (when he’s not practicing his projection skills by calling us “cowards”), allies who no longer have all that much respect for us, thanks to who the 52′ers put in office…and what does the Ayatollah Obambi focus on?

Why, the NCAA brackets, of course.  Duh.  (/snark)

What leadership 


If I were an employee of AIG – one that had earned a multi-million-dollar bonus for which I’d negotiated a contract, that is – I think I might have this to tell both AIG and the Imperial Socialist Congress:

Aw, come on! Is that all you got?! >


Memo to Chuckles Grass-is-ass-ley (RINO-IA):

You first, assclown.

And take Dingy Harry, San Fran Nan Pig-lousi, Chrissy Dodd-eringIdiot and Barney Fag Bonnie Fwank with you.



This was the post, about Obambi’s 52 mistakes in 52 days.

Let me count them up, in no particular order. Some are big. Some are small.

This was the pissy little comment left by the cowardly little libtard.


All of you wingers are making a nice pile of pretty stones to heave at the United States’ new leadership.

I hate to do it but I guess someone has to tell you that if you want to start a fire then you need to get some wood ! That and figure out who among you has the ability to actually strike a match.

*-_ ROFLMAO _-*

Start a collection and maybe one of you can figure out how to buy a clue.

And this  was the ensuing smacketh downeth of the libtard.

It’s called a sense of humor, PatD, something that you and your leftwing cohorts won’t recognize if it bit you on the nose. I know you people are partial to burning effigies and such, despite the “global warming” implications, but then logic is never a strong liberal suit. For us, laughter and derision is preferred over defecating on the streets and stepping on American flags, which you and your friends are truly experts on.

And you can put us down as much you’d like, but it won’t change the fact that your sainted leader is a wagyu-eating, thermostat-raising, teleprompter-reading, dvd-giving, non-stop-campaigning, terrorist-befriending, dictator-kissing, stuttering, leadership-impaired, history illiterate president on training wheels.

I’d buy you a clue, but Obama already has all my money.



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