Posted by David Hartung @ 22:12
All is good at the Parsonage this evening. The Starkville high school Yellow Jackets won their play-off game against Southaven 35-10, Ole Miss got beat by Arkansas 30-0, and the Mississippi State Bulldogs beat Vanderbilt 51-0. This makes the Dawgs 10 and 1, and unbeaten at home for the season. Looking forward to next week’s Egg Bowl.
Posted by David Hartung @ 22:30
Well, the MSU Bulldogs are now 8 and 0 against Arkansas, Air Force destroyed Army, and Wisconsin beat Rutgers. In addition Ole Miss lost to Auburn and the Georgia lost to Florida. All in all, it was a good football day. Unfortunately, Mrs. Vicar’s Nittany Lions also lost, and had MSU lost, she would not have been a happy camper.
Posted by David Hartung @ 7:12
Looking at the vegas.com site it seems that those teams I like are all favourites, with Mississippi State being an eleven point favourite over Arkansas. We shall see what happens when this day is done.
Posted by David Hartung @ 22:13
As his Nastiness pointed out several weeks ago, the Vicar seems to have his own PFW going on this year. More details later, but this afternoon number one Mississippi State University(it really feels strange writing that) beat the University of Kentucky and moved to 7 and 0 on the season. Later this evening, LSU beat Ole Miss, leaving the Dawgs as the only unbeaten SEC team. More to follow on Monday, but this is shaping up to be a banner year for the Mississippi State Bulldogs!
Posted by David Hartung @ 9:43
For the second week in a row, Mississippi State and Ole Miss are numbers 1 and three respectively in the AP poll. In addition SEC teams make up four of the top five, and five of the top ten in that same poll.
Last Summer the Vicar attended a vicar type conference in Seward Nebraska, where very few people had ever heard of Mississippi State; something tells me that were that same conference to be held this week, the responses would be very different. This coming week Mississippi State faces Kentucky and hope is high in Starkville that we will go to bed Saturday night a 7 and 0 team.
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 23:28
Hey, Artie Briles! Hey, Widdle Bwice Pussy!
Not quite as fucking easy when it isn’t your hand-picked zebras calling the game, is it, you pathetic bastards?!?!?!
Baylor was penalized 18 times for a Big 12-record 215 yards. Seven were for pass interference.
Live by the zebra, die by the zebra.
Gotta. Love. It.
Posted by David Hartung @ 6:19
It does happen. this past Saturday, not only did the MSU Bulldogs decisively beat Texas A&M(48-31), but Ole Miss beat number one ranked Alabama 32-17. For the first time since 1962 Ole Miss is 5 and 0, and the last time both teams were rankle in the top 15 at the same time was the 1950s. Needless to say, Mississippi college football fans are in a very good mood. From a Mississippi standpoint, about the only thing that could have made it better would be if our other major university had managed a win; unfortunately, Southern Mississippi seems to be rebuilding this year.
From the standpoint of the Vicar’s family, Mrs. Vicar grew up near Pittsburgh, and the Vicar grew up in Wisconsin, and both of us are USAF veterans. Air Force beat Navy 30-21, and both Green bay and Pittsburgh NFL Teams won.
The question is, can we do it twice in a row, Mississippi State plays Auburn this coming Saturday at Scott Field in Starkville, both teams are undefeated, but Auburn is a 2.5 point favourite. Ole Miss will travel to Texas to play the Aggies, the hope here is that they will win so decisively, that the Aggies develop a complex about Mississippi!
We shall see!
Posted by David Hartung @ 11:50
It would have been a good weekend, it seems that Green Bay delivered a sound drubbing to Chicago(38-17). The downside is that Mrs. Vicar’s Steelers managed to pull defeat from the jaws of victory, losing to Tampa Bay 24-27.
Posted by David Hartung @ 9:18
For those who do not follow SEC sports, Death Valley is what schools in the South Eastern Conference call the LSU home stadium in Baton Rouge. The reason? Louisiana State University has not lost a home game since 2008. That six year streak came to an end last evening when unranked Mississippi State beat number 8 LSU 34-29. The moral of the story is that is never pays to underestimate the Mississippi State Bulldogs.
Despite his best efforts, the Vicar finds himself becoming interested in college football.
Posted by David Hartung @ 11:18
I wasn’t watching the game real close, and cannot give a play t by play, A couple of things which got my attention:
MSU elected to receive, and managed to score within the first 3 minutes of the game.
Saturday was the SEC channel’s first weekend and about the only glitch was really beyond their control. The Arkansas/Auburn game was on weather delay when the MIS/USM game began, and when play resumed, they cut back to Auburn/Arkansas for about 15 minutes.
The odds makers predicted MSU by 31 and we almost had that covered by halftime.
On a humorous note, on one play, the play interference was actually one of the referees. Dak Prescott threw the ball and the ref couldn’t get out of the way in time, and was caught between two potential receivers. Picture a maroon sandwich with a stripped filling. The ref was shook up, but was able to continue the game.
The only real problem with the high scoring game is that the Vicar had bought Mrs.Vicar a cowbell, and with every score that dang thing was rung, and rung loudly!
The current line on today’s game against Auburn is MSU by 28.
Posted by David Hartung @ 12:57
Michael Sam is now a Dallas Cowboy.
Posted by David Hartung @ 20:48
Mississippi State was favored over Southern Mississippi by 31 points. If we can keep Southern from scoring, we have the spread covered.
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 7:09
Denizens, the “decision” to which I had referred back in April (yeah, yeah, I know…some “next few days”, eh, Venomous?) was going to be to close This Fine Blog. I have neither the time, nor inclination anymore, to write.
I have a new house. The workload at my job is ponderous. Ponderous, man, fuckin’ ponderous! (a little Casey Kasem lingo, there) And not to put too fine a point on it…certain in the Blogosphere have proven to me that it’s not worth putting up with it.
But, having said all that…I still have one last Perfect Football Weekend season left in me.
Those of you who’ve read me for any length of time know that about this time every year, I start jonesing for football (not to be confused with Jerry Jonesing for football, which means making stupid-assed decisions year after year, thinking having a Victoria’s Secret© at AT&T Stadium is more important than having a winning football team on that house’s field, that sort of thing), which means everything & everyone else take back seats.
So here we are. Once more through the breech, dear friends.
Same rules as always: I follow my teams here, you follow your teams in comments. I don’t give two flying fucks at rolling donut holes how your teams do – just how mine do. And the football weekend isn’t Perfect unless all my teams win. (Unless I declare Executive Fiat, which will always come with an explanation.)
Here are the teams I’m following:
1. High school: The (Fort Worth) Arlington Heights Yellow Jackets. Year Two for Phil Young and the Jackets, and the good news this year is that Aledo (a 7-84 loss last year) is not on the schedule. Thus, a 5-5 playoff team from last year looks to have a better season. They start with White Settlement Brewer (wait, not Azle? not Birdville?) in four weeks.
2. College: The Texas Christian University Horned Frogs. Year Three in the Big
12 11 10 However Many There Are for Gary Patterson and the Tadpoles. GP still has the delustional idea that Trevone Boykin is a quarterback, so look for another 4-8 year or so. But he has a couple of new offensive co-coordinators, and he still has a decent enough defense, so we’ll see what happens. Now to see which teams are crappy enough to lose to them…
3. Pro: The Dallas Cowboys. Another year, another Sean Lee season-ending injury – this time before training camp even starts. His knee, of course. Thus, a defense that was already suspect is probably going to be just as bad this year.
One more new piece for the offensive line, plus a new play caller (Scott Linehan), and they’ll have to keep the Cowgirls in games again.
Look for 6-10, and Jason “Red-Headed Jebus” Garrett’s exit from the franchise shortly thereafter.
In addition, this year we’ll play things a little differently. I’ll pick one or two games at random that interest me – some from past PFW teams, some from teams that have never shown up here before. (Look for Turner Gill’s Liberty University team a lot here. And anytime I sense that one of my least favorite teams is going to get their heads kicked in – you know, SMU, Arkansas, Boise State, that sort – it’ll show up in the list.)
Now, I was hoping to at least have a blurb about the Hall of Fame Game in Canton prior to publication, but that home thing reared its ugly head again. So I’ll just mention that the NY Football Douchebags beat Buffalo last night – seriously, who doesn’t beat Buffalo? – and leave it at that.
We’ll return Thursday with the first installment of the season, when I rip the Hall of Fame committee (or whomever picks these guys) for one of their stupid-assed selections.
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 16:20
The No Fuckingballs League announced the Pro Football Hall of Fame’s 2014 class last night.
Now, it’s bad enough that widdle Mikey “Gap Toof” Strahan gets in. He owns a “record” for sacks that Brett “Hey, Jenn, lookit my balls” Favre laid down – literally – to give him. No respect for players like that at all.
But, when Aeneas Effing Williams of the Phoeniz Cardinals (yeah – that piss-poor excuse-for-a-football-team) gets in, with zero Super Bowl rings, while Charles Haley (only player in NFL history with (ahem) five) gets snubbed again…
Fuck you, NFL writers. You pissweasels are as irrelevant as the bastards who dish out the Nobel Peace Prize.
Posted by David Hartung @ 7:03
It seems that the price people are willing to pay for tickets to the Super bowl have been going down, the current price being just under $1800 a head. Even this *low* price is out of reach to most Americans. In addition, it seems that the lowest price tickets for regular season tickets are about a hundred dollars. With the average player salary being about $1.9 million dollars, pro football is most assuredly not a poor man’s game.
While I personally would not be caught dead paying these prices to be entertained, I have no quarrel with those who do. However I do have a question. Professional athletes and other top rank entertainers make a tremendous amount of money working in a vocation which really contributes very little to our society, and the left has no problem; Let a man who runs a company which provides jobs to tens of thousands of people make the same money, and the left screams bloody murder. Where is the logic here?