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Gee, you’d think some one is having a bad day….. could this be evidence or maybe this video below is the cause of it all??

Yeah, I’m thinking the video has got her peeved pretty much.

Then again, this probably has got her fairly torqued off. (Note: be sure to check out Rep. Wasserman’s facial expression in the lead photo…gotta love it!)

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Denizens, to end the year on a good note, here’s a little Cute Overload-age-ery&#153 for y’all.&#160 My collie/sheltie D’ohji does this to me a lot, too, so I can identify with the little munchkin.

Happy New Year, guys.&#160 See you on the flip side.

UPDATE:&#160 Actually, I didn’t think I could embed the thing, but here y’all go:

(Hat tip to the Captain over at Smash Mouth.)

This is a good one.&#160 Pretty apt description of us, too.&#160

And the final from Reno, NV:

#3 Smurf Turf Bullshit State 31, at #19 Nevada 34

It is a Perfect Football Weekend&#153 already.&#160 I don’t give a shit what&#160 the rest of my teams do.

Woo-Fuckin’-Hoo!!!!!&#160

UPDATE:&#160 ESPN showed one of the Wolfpack touchdowns coming off what looked like a double reverse (though it coulda been just a single – I only got one look at it).

Memo to Chrissy Peterson:&#160 Live by the trick play, die by the trick play, you dumbass.

Couldn’t happen to a nicer team.&#160

Denizens, your first assignment while I’m on vacation is to go read this treatise.

I’m blogrolling this wonderful lady, because she says it better than either I or&#160 Misha could.

Texas
Rangers

2010
American League Champions

(Yeah, Jon Daniels & Ron
Washington, I guess you guys can stay.)

To end your week with a smile, the Department Of “Yeah, We Steal From Rathergood, Why Do You Ask?” brings forth this treasure:

So that’s&#160 what Algore used…&#160

Denizens, I don’t much feel like writing today (surprise, surprise, after that POS effort by the C’Girls in P-U-Stun), so your homework assignment is to read this treatise by Cap’n John Doe.

I used to be able to write that good.&#160 Wish I still had time to.

(Hat tip Ace.)

This is damned&#160 good stuff.

Time to break the chains.

Run harder.

The attorney & Fox news babe is now my favorite blonde.

And, Kirsten Powers?&#160 You, bimboid, are officially a Cupid Stunt&#153.

The current foul weather patterns here in the area of the Southern Command HQ aren’t even close the disgustingly ill-tempered, and exceedingly…….let’s just say I could spit nails faster than a A-10 Warthog can sling lead from the front nose canon.  As a means of trying to calm down I went out searching for some words of wisdom from our third president, Thomas Jefferson.  Weird, yes, I know. But I needed to do something while I was waiting on the good home-cooked dinner from the Generalette to cool off a wee bit!!!

As we celebrate our independence as a nation this weekend, when you hear “Land of the free” and “Home of the brave”, please remember that our nation IS the “land of the free” BECAUSE of the brave.  Men like Jefferson, Washington, Franklin, Adams, and the rest of the Founding Fathers started this nation down a path that now has unfortunately been side-tracked, kicked to the curb, thrown under the bus, and just plain run roughshod for wayyyyyyyy too long.  Spend a few minutes to read and CONTEMPLATE what Jefferson wrote and see how well he has foreshadowed what is now happening.

“When the government fears the people there is liberty;
when the people fear the government there is tyranny.”

“I, however, place economy among the first and most important republican virtues, and public debt as the greatest of the dangers to be feared.”

“The two enemies of the people are criminals and government, so let us tie the second down with the chains of the Constitution so the second will not become the legalized version of the first.”

“I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them.”

“When the representative body have lost the confidence of their constituents, when they have notoriously made sale of their most valuable rights, when they have assumed to themselves powers which the people never put into their hands, then indeed their continuing in office becomes dangerous to the State, and calls for an exercise of the power of dissolution.”

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Those of you who have read me for any&#160 length of time – well, you probably knew it was coming all along, didn’t you? – but you know damned well what this is.

(Go ahead.&#160 Click it.&#160 I effin’ dare&#160 you.

And turn it up.&#160 Waaaaaay&#160 up.&#160 &#160 )

That’s right, sportz fanz:&#160 It’s vacation time for His Rudeness&#153.&#160 And this&#160 time, said vacation is not&#160 going to be spent packing & moving.

Mrs. Venomous & I are going to take a trip.&#160 And if you’re lucky, I’ll tell you where.&#160 When I get there.&#160 Maybe.

Vicar, General – you guys have the conn.&#160 Y’all post, dammit!&#160

If I lived in ‘Bama, I’d join the chorus that Smurf Turf State can’t win shit&#160 playing straight-up football…

KORRIOTH:&#160 Ahem.

VENOMOUS:&#160 ???

KORRIOTH:&#160 Little early for that.

…uh, wait.&#160 Wrong post.

If I lived in ‘Bama, I’d vote for this guy:

(Hat tip to Allahpundit, via a “buzzworthy” link from Michelle.)

Breitbart is reporting that Arlen Specter, aka “Benedict Sphincter”, has officially been shown the door, losing in the Demoscummic primary to Widdle Joey Sestak.

Good fucking riddance.&#160

What is this, THREE posts????

VENOMOUS:  Actually, it looks more like two  t’me, but let’s just humor him, mkay? 

SG RAYEGUN: Three this month.  Or do you have to have Korrioth explain it to you AGAIN how to count past TWO? {G,D & R!}

Yeah, I know….this one is from the Grab Bag™ as well so it’s not a new one.  But given all the wonk-ery going on over there on the Left Coast it does have some current relevancy. 

Without further ado, here are the Rules for Kickin’ Ass (for the non-military):

Dear Civilians,

We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation has many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military.

For those of you who can’t join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a few of the areas where we would like your assistance:

1. The next time you see any adults talking (or wearing a hat) during the playing of the National Anthem – kick their ass.

2. When you witness, firsthand, someone burning the American Flag in protest – kick their ass.

3. Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly pull them aside and explain how these veterans fought for the very freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these veterans made to make this Nation great. Then hold them down while a disabled veteran kicks their ass.

4. If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you were. Wearing battle dress uniforms (BDUs) or Jungle Fatigues, telling others that you used to be ‘Special Forces’. Collecting GI Joe memorabilia, might have been okay when you were seven years old, now, it will only make you look stupid and get your ass kicked.

5. Next time you come across an *Air Force* member, do not ask them, “Do you fly a jet?” Not everyone in the Air Force is a pilot. Such ignorance deserves an ass-kicking (children are exempt).

6. If you witness someone calling the US Coast Guard “non-military”, inform them of their mistake – and kick their ass.

7. Next time Old Glory (the US flag) prances by during a parade, get on your damn feet and pay homage to her by placing your hand over your heart. Quietly thank the military member or veteran lucky enough to be carrying her – of course, failure to do either of those could earn you a severe ass-kicking.

8. Don’t try to discuss politics with a military member or veteran. We are Americans, and we all bleed the same, regardless of our party affiliation. Our Chain of Command is to include our Commander-In-Chief (CinC). The President (for those who didn’t know) is our CinC regardless of political party. We have no inside track on what happens inside those big important buildings where all those representatives meet.
All we know is that when those civilian representatives screw up the situation, they call upon the military to go straighten it out. If you keep asking us the same stupid questions repeatedly, you will get your ass kicked.

9. “Your mama wears combat boots” never made sense to me – stop saying it! If she did, she would most likely be a vet and therefore would kick your ass!

10. Bin Laden and the Taliban are not Communists, so stop saying “Let’s go kill those Commies!” And stop asking us where he is!  Crystal balls are not standard issue in the military. That reminds me – if you see anyone calling those damn psychic phone numbers, let me know, so I can go kick their ass!

11. “Flyboy or Zoomie” (Air Force), “Jarhead” (Marines), “Grunt” (Army), “Squid” (Navy), “Puddle Jumpers” (Coast Guard), etc., are terms of endearment we use describing each other. Unless you are a service member or vet, you have not earned the right to use them. Using them could get your ass kicked.

12. Last, but not least, whether or not you become a member of the military, support our troops and their families. Every Thanksgiving and religious holiday that you enjoy with family and friends, please remember that there are literally thousands of soldiers, sailors, marines and airmen far from home wishing they could be with their families. Thank God for our military and the sacrifices they make every day. Without them, our Country would get it’s ass kicked.

It’s the Veteran, not the reporter, who has given us the “freedom of the press”.

It’s the Veteran, not the poet, who has given us the “freedom of speech”.

It’s the Veteran, not the community organizer, who gives us the “freedom to demonstrate”.

It’s the Military who salutes the flag, who serves beneath the flag, and whose coffin is draped by the flag, who allows the protester to burn the flag.

AND ONE MORE:

13. If you ever see anyone either standing for or singing the national anthem in Spanish – KICK THEIR ASS. (and no, that is NOT being racist….if you think it is you need to have YOUR ASS KICKED!)

ONE LAST THING:
WE LIVE IN THE LAND OF THE FREE, ONLY BECAUSE OF THE BRAVE! and that we must never forget that

IN GOD WE TRUST

ThatIsAll™