Posted by Darth Venomous @ 0:19
Denizens, we begin this edition of the Perfect Football Weekend…by giving one mammoth “ATTABOY!!!!!” to the Cincinnati Bengals.
The Cincinnati Bengals appeared to have moved on from former second-round defensive tackle Devon Still when they cut him this preseason. Still, 25, certainly has looked like a bust to this point in his career, and his preseason play was not an indication he had come around.
However, Sitll has had much better things on his mind than football. His 4-year-old daughter, Leah, was diagnosed with stage 4 pediatric cancer back in June.
So when training camp came around, Still lost some desire to play. The Bengals had no choice but to cut him.
I can understand this. If my son had an illness like that, fixing computers would take a backseat.
But I also see Cincy’s point of view on this. If you’re gonna play in the NFL, there’s a commitment level there that you must maintain. Any less, and you’re not only cheating the team & the ownership, you’re cheating the fans who come to see you.
Cue the happy ending.
But there’s a silver lining to this story. The Bengals re-signed him to their practice squad, and the $6,300 weekly salary and medical insurance will go a long way to help Leah. Still is eminently grateful for the team’s gesture when he knows they simply could have made what NFL teams like to call “business decisions.”
“They could have washed their hands with me and said they didn’t care about what I was going through off the field,” Still said. “It’s like a blessing in disguise for me.”
As a member of the practice squad, Still will practice with the team but not travel. That means he has more time to spend by Leah’s side. Blessing in disguise indeed.
Prayers Leah’s way.
And because of this selfless act by the Bengals…not to mention the fact that they still have Andy Dalton…Cincinnati is being added to the PFW.
They are taking the place of the Dallas Cowgirlz…who (in case you didn’t see the news from the Vicar) signed Widdle Mikey “I Kissed A Man On National TV And I Liked It” Sam to the practice squad.
“It was a little longer than I expected,” said Sam, who is trying to become the first openly gay player to participate in an NFL regular-season game. “But you know what, I’m here now, and that’s all that matters.”
So that’s it. I’m done with Dallas – for good, this time. The Cowgirlz now become a PFW “Anti-Team” – meaning they’re now this scribe’s least-favorite team, more disliked than even the Warshington Foreskins or the San Transexual Fairy Whiners.
Which, speaking of them and getting on to the actual football around these parts, is coming to the Death Star Sunday to play the Cowgirls. We’ll make this a wildcard game and pick the Whiners to win.
Cincy, meanwhile, travels to Baltimore to take on Flacco & the Ravens. Balt’s defense isn’t what it used to be, not even with Elvis
Dumberass Dumervil toiling for them, so I like the Bengals here.
Friday, Phil Young & my Arlington Heights Yellow Jackets are in Princeton, TX, to take on the Panthers in their season opener. Princeton isn’t bad, and I expect Heights to have its hands full.
TCU is off this week, so for wildcard games we’ll go with Florida Atlantic visiting #2 Alabama, McNeese State headed to Lincoln to get squashed by #19 Nebraska, and #20 Kansas State to go up to Ames to smack around Iowa State. (This is gonna be a long year for the Cyclones – if they can’t beat Division II N. Dakota State at home, who are they gonna beat this year? (And no, smart asses – it ain’t gonna be TCU, so don’t even go there.))
We’ll come back Monday or so with the recap. In the meantime, my Vicar is cordially invited to write anything about any Mississippi team he chooses…
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