Posted by Darth Venomous @ 10:21
As y’all are probably aware, tonight at 2030 hours (a little military/police/fire lingo, there) we’re all supposed to turn all our lights off for one hour. Several cities, not the least of which is Dallas, are planning to participate.
But not this King & Tyrant.
MERLIN: You’re not a king & tyrant anymore.
KORRIOTH: You’re not even a King & Tyrant, either.
MERLIN: That’s what I said!
OZY MCCOOL: No, you said “king & tyrant”
K’HADIBAK’H: As in, just an ordinary king and an ordinary tyrant.
T-BONE MCMANX: And as we all know, His Snarkiness is neither an ordinary king, nor an ordinary tyrant.
SUPREME GENERAL RAYEGUN: He may be a particularly piss-poor king and a tyrant with pathetic delusions of godhood…
KORRIOTH: …but he’s no ordinary king & tyrant.
VENOMOUS: I haven’t written the script to the next installment of “Death of the Pegasus” yet. Heads could roll, y’know.
See what I gotta put up with around here?
Anyway, where were we? Ah, yes…
At 2030 hours tonight, every light in My Humble Abode™, every computer, every monitor, every kitchen appliance, every fan, the central heater (it is going to get down in the 30s here tonight), every gadget I currently have plugged in – if it pulls wattage in my house, it’s on and running tonight at that time.
Y’see, I haven’t forgotten my life’s work – pissing off the Left as much as I possibly can. And if I can tell the Greentards, symbolically or otherwise, to take Mommy Gaia and go shove her up all their swishy asses, I’m absolutely going to take the opportunity to do so.
And I hope to Cthulu some fucking tree-hugging faggot just tries to get in my face about it tonight.
Please, chickenshit Greenies. I fucking dare you.
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 7:00
Here’s yer money quote for today, Denizens. Comes from the mental vacuum of (where else?) Washington, DC:
Many damaging effects of climate change are already basically irreversible, researchers declared Monday, warning that even if carbon emissions can somehow be halted, temperatures around the globe will remain high until at least 3000.
“People have imagined that if we stopped emitting carbon dioxide, the climate would go back to normal in 100 years, 200 years; that’s not true,” climate researcher Susan Solomon said in a teleconference.
In the meantime, it’s 36 balmy degrees in Beautiful Downtown Dallas as I type this, with a high on Tuesday expected to skyrocket to…34.
Oh, and we’ve got ice storm warnings all over the place for today.
Global. Warming. My. Fucking. Ass.
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 7:00
Had to love something Rush pointed out today:
Seems every time you use Goooooooooooooooogle, you leave as big a carbon footprint as if you were boiling water for a cup of tea.
While millions of people tap into Google without considering the environment, a typical search generates about 7g of CO2 Boiling a kettle generates about 15g. “Google operates huge data centres around the world that consume a great deal of power,” said Alex Wissner-Gross, a Harvard University physicist whose research on the environmental impact of computing is due out soon. “A Google search has a definite environmental impact.”
So, if taken to its logical extreme, every time you use Google, you’re polluing the evniroment.
Uh, who was that who invented the internet again?
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 20:24
Oh, I’d really like to see them try this.
Stephen Hockman QC is proposing a body similar to the International Court of Justice in The Hague to be the supreme legal authority on issues regarding the environment.
The first role of the new body would be to enforce international agreements on cutting greenhouse gas emissions set to be agreed next year.
But the court would also fine countries or companies that fail to protect endangered species or degrade the natural environment and enforce the “right to a healthy environment”.
The fact that we have a spineless, ball-less, dickless excuse-for-an-administration coming to occupy the White House notwithstanding, I’d really like to see the Hague send people to come and collect those fines.
They’d collect metallic objects, all right – but they wouldn’t be coins.
Posted by Supreme General Rayegun @ 23:24
Got this in an email from American Solutions. Seems the boys at MorOn.com had to send out an email that abviously just killed them to have to admit what they did.
Seems the libtards over there aren’t liking the fact that we Americans have resoundingly said “Drill Here. Drill Now. Pay Less” is what we want.
Recently, liberal group MoveOn.org in an email to their supporters sounded dejected. They wrote “Here’s the truth: Right now, progressives are losing this argument.”
Awwww, poor bwabies not lwiking lwife wight now????
Tough shit. Y’all are about to get a friggin’ cluebat smack across your smug-ass, arrogant, Botox face once you’re little vacation is over. The fact that Piglosi and other Chicken Little Demonscums chose to intentionally NOT allow a vote on the continental drilling bill and chose to skip town in their private G-IV Gulfstream (yo Piglosi, what’s the “carbon footprint” of that jet fuel belcher), just absolutely proves all they’re damn concerned about is making sure they keep their political power in place.
Only problem, this stunt is basically the first nail in the Piglosi et al coffin. Well, it’ll be a problem for them. For the rest of us, it’ll be time for a Texas-sized BBQ with all the fixins’.
In the energy debate, common sense is winning and it’s got the anti-energy elites rattled because they offer no solutions to lowering gas and diesel prices.
Now why would that be? It certainly doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out that one! And the General would know about rocket scientists. We got loads of them here just outside of the Southern Command. NASA is practically our next-door neighbors.
Rope, neigh Steel Cable. Clueless Libtards. Giant Sequoia.
Some assembly requried.
Posted by Supreme General Rayegun @ 9:35
Most of you probably saw or heard about the ranting, which we all promptly flushed down the crapper. Because we all know that’s exactly what the rant is — crap. Well ReasonOnline has a piece up on what the Gorebecil really meant by the fact that the U.S. must go “green” within 10 years.
Here’s a sample of the real “green”:
According to the Energy Information Administration, the existing capacity of U.S. coal, gas, and oil generating plants totals around 850,000 megawatts. So how much would it cost to replace those facilities with solar electric power?
Let’s use the recent announcement of a 280-megawatt thermal solar power plant in Arizona for $1 billion as the starting point for an admittedly rough calculation. Combined with a molten salt heat storage systems, solar thermal might be able to provide base load power.
Crunching the numbers (850,000 megawatts/280 megawatts x $1 billion) produces a total capital cost of just over $3 trillion over the next ten years.
Yes folks, that’s “Trillion” with a capital “T”. As if the current budget deficit isn’t enough, the Gorebecil in all his Gaia-enthralled intelligence just forgot to mention the cost. How quaint.
Apparently since the Gorebcil can afford to spend $16,533 a month of “green” power at his house (if you call it a “house” when it’s big enough to make Jed and Granny Clampett jealous), then he has zero problems with his conscience telling US FOLKS IN FLYOVER COUNTY that we HAVE to go 100% green on electricity production within 10 years.
Just who the fuck does this shitbag fatso think he really is??? Yo Al, in case you haven’t noticed YOU are getting as fat as the electric bills your fat arse is generating in that house of yours.
If you’re so damned pissy about getting the U.S. on green electricity in 10 years, how about coughing up some significant levels of “green” CASH for the project?
What’s that? You only tell us what the fuck we need to do, it’s not your place to fund your ideas (brain-dead as they are)??
Here’s a thought Gorebecil. Why don’t you, Breck Boy, and Hitlary all go investigate the lack of “green” electricity, love children, and universal health care in HELL. Be sure to take some sunblock, I hear the ozone hole is pretty big there. The people there are just screaming for a visit from a group like that!!!
Posted by Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant @ 22:11
If I didn’t know better, I’d say NBC was in a tooth-and-nail battle to see which network’s news division could portray itself as the absolute most stupid-assed on television.
Beginning this evening, right before Cowboys-Beagles, they turned all their logos & graphics green, then shut off the lights in their Football Night in America studios, all the while bleating about how the electricity they saved would power 2000 homes for six months, and if everybody in Dallas & Phuckadelphia would just shut off the lights in one room of their super-duper-overextravagant 10,000-square-foot mansions ( ), they could power Algore’s house for a year or somesuch. (They’re calling it their “Green is Universal” campaign – NBC, if memory serves, is either owned by or closely aligned with Universal Studios somehow.)
Then at halftime, they bring out the always-retarded MATT WAUWER (a little Rush lingo, there), ostensibly broadcasting from the North Pole or the Arctic Circle or whereever, complete with a bloody igloo, whining on and on about how this is soooooooo important as to how we live our lives, and that the Today show will have the aforementioned Prince Ozone on for the first time since the Nobel dumbshits decided to cheapen their award even further, and MATT WAUWER is just all gaga over Algore and wants to have his baby…
…and I’m like, Good Gawd Almighty™, who’s the addle-brained moronic twit who’s putting them up to this?
Recommendation to the Denizens: Keep your remote controls off Nothing But Crackheads for a week, hm?
After you finish watching the Cowboy ass-whipping of the Beagles, of course.
Posted by Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant @ 11:06
The Department of Lame-assed Awards That Are Worth Even Less Now Than They Were Before™ brings us news of the Nobel fuckheads in Stockholm further cheapening their pithy little peace award, awarding it to Prince Ozone (“AlGore, for the Uninitiated™) for reason that, despite their babbling to the contrary, have absolutely ZipZeroNada™ to do with, you know, actual peace.
Gore, who won an Academy Award earlier this year for his film on global warming, An Inconvenient Truth, had been widely tipped to win the prize.
He said that global warming was not a political issue but a worldwide crisis.
“We face a true planetary emergency. … It is a moral and spiritual challenge to all of humanity,” he said. “It is also our greatest opportunity to lift global consciousness to a higher level.”
“Ah wan’ yew t’ wor-shhiiiiip muh-yeeeee!!!! Ahhh babble awwwn ‘n awwwwn ‘n awwwwwwwwn uh-bowwwwt Glowwww-bulllll Warrrrrrmin’ ‘n Ahhhhh blayyym’t awwwwwwwllll awwwwwn Buuuuuush!!! He beeee-traaaaaayyyyyyd dis counnnntry!!! Heeee plaaaaayyyyyyyd awwwnnnnn awrrr feeeee-errrrrs!!!”
And for that, Prince Ozone gets a gold medial and a million-and-a-half. And gets to join those epitomes of dip
shitlomacy, Dhimmi Cah-tuh and Yasma’am Arafuck.
And the morons in Stockholm lose even more of their credibility.