Yes, Denizens - I know it's Cafe Press. Yes, I know that they're a liberal-owned company. Yes, I'm aware that the quality of their garments may not be quite as good as ThoseShirts.com.
But unlike ThoseShirts.com, Cafe Press ACTUALLY ANSWERS THE EMAIL I SEND THEM!!!!
Got clue, ThoseShirts???
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Nine.
Look at the calendar.
Now look towards the right sidebar.
Those of you who’ve been here for any  length of time know what’s coming by now.
Ten.
One.
Two.
Three.
Four.
(Hat tip Aggie Sith.)
Denizens, your Homework Assignment™ is to go read this treatise written by The Curtal Friar at Fountain Abbey.
Basically, this says what I said, only moreso.  But it’s damned well written, and I encourage you to avail yourselves thereof.
Now go.  Shoo.
Oh, and, uh, by the way:  Five.  
Six.
Eight.  Seven.
The question has been asked – why am I doing a countdown?
Those of you who’ve been with me for any length of time at all know precisely what this is about – you know what time of year it is, and you know what happens RightAboutNow™.
Those of you who haven’t…well, why would I spoil the suspense?  Where’s the fun in that?  
Nine.
And on this, the 49th anniversary of that moment in Time, Space & Dimension™ that caused my enemies to shudder & tremble in abject fear & loathing, dreading the hour that my lightsaber would find its mark upon their throats (grin)…
…I, Darth Venomous, the Dark Lord of the Realm of Reality™, give you – The Six Or Seven Who Haven’t Died Of Boredom From Reading this Site™ – a birthday present of my very own.
And that present is…a Countdown™!!!!!  
Ten.
Those of you who have read me for any  length of time – well, you probably knew it was coming all along, didn’t you? – but you know damned well what this is.
(No, smartasses – it’s not the trumpet sounding that so-called “Judgment Day” or “Rapture” that that damnfool Harry Camping is bleating about.  I’ll have more on that later on today.
For now, click the link.  Go ahead.  Click it.  I effin’ dare  you.
And turn it up.  Waaaaaay  up.  
  )
That’s right, sportz fanz:  It’s vacation time for His Rudeness™.  A chance to Get Away From It All™, as it were.
Thanks to Bambi & his shitty economy, though, Mrs. Venomous & I are staying in town and not doing a helluva lot, due to the money just not being there.
MRS. VENOMOUS:  Ohhhhhh, don’t worry, sweetie.  We’ll find plenty  of things to do. (wink)
VENOMOUS:  
Vicar, General – you guys have the conn.  General, could I borrow a squadron of those black helicopters…? 
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- This blog is best viewed with your eyes.
- It helps, though, if you have Microsoft Internet Explorer
set about 1024x7681280x1024 with your Favorites windowactivated on the leftdeactivated. (At least until I can get a better handle on how WordPress works.)
(KORRIOTH: Oh, great. More wormholes.)
Mozilla Firefox doesn't do too badly, either; in fact, it's His Rudeness' browser of choice. -
You can use
Nutscrape,
if you so desire - but why in blazes would you want to use a browser from a company that had to hide behind Janet El Reño's skirt to be successful?
And don't even get me started on Opera or Chrome. I'm not about to trust any browser that won't let me change its color scheme.