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The world lost him who was probably its best cartoonist Sunday. Johnny Hart left us Saturday while working on his comic strips “B.C.” and “Wizard of Id”.  Johnny Hart was 76.

He was one of this scribe’s favorite cartoonists, largely because he took the comic strip and did a massive “in your face” to the libtards on the Atheistic Left many a time.  He was a Christian and didn’t care who knew it.  He put it in his strips more often than not, and didn’t care if it offended the anti-religious bigots.

He was my type of cartoonist, and he will be sorely missed.

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As someone who supports the war effort, I get the occasional meme of “Hey, fat ass, if you’re so gung-ho for the war, whyn’t you go enlist?”  This despite the fact that I’m 44, still have a gut the size of a small moon and feet that could pass for pancakes.

But I’m beginning to think I could probably make it pretty damned far in the British military – especially if they’re taking grunts like this  Pathetic Pansy-Assed Pussy™:

But, speaking of the moment they were reunited, he told how he wept and begged the 26-year-old for a hug. Arthur said: “I missed Topsy most of all. I really love her, as amumand a big sister. Not seeing her and not knowing if she was safe was one of the hardest parts of the whole thing.

“Then on the sixth day, when I was just about giving up hope, I was pulled from my bed in the early hours of the morning.

“They led me down a corridor and into a room, where I saw Topsy in a corner.

“I can’t describe how that felt…just every emotion rolled into one. I ran up to her, threw my arms round her and cried like a baby.

“When I’d calmed down, she asked, ‘Do you need another hug, a mother hug?’ and I said, ‘damn right’. She was just as pleased to see me because they’d told her I’d been sent home.

“Topsy said she’d always be there for me, to protect me and look after me.

Great.  Honkin’.  Cthulu. 

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