13
2014
Posted by @ 23:59
God forbid that anything  should happen to the Little Darlings of the Big XII Conference™, y’know.  Right?
Arlington Heights 52, O.D. Wyatt 15
#9 TCU 58, #5 Baylor 40, Pussy-Assed Needle-Dick XII’s Faggot Zebras 21
at Cincinnati 37, Carolina 37 (OT)
at Iowa 45, Indiana 29
West Virginia 37, at Texas Tech 34
Oklahoma 31, Texas 26 (at Dallas)
I take it back.  The South Hills game in about three weeks will decide District 7-5A.  Fortunately, Heights has enough time to get ready for them.
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I thought OU would be more pissed after the TCU game.  Guess I was wrong, but I’ll take the win.
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This is the first tie under the new NFL overtime rules (first team to score a touchdown wins; if a FG, the other team gets a chance to tie/win; sudden death thereafter if still tied after one possession each).
That said, Mike Nugent had a chance to win the game at the very last, but pushed the ball right. He might want to start polishing his résumé, ’cause that last attempt (I saw the replay) was a chip shot.
UPDATE:  Incidentally, I was proven right again about Newton – called his own number 17 times, gained 107 yards.
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Maybe West Virginia isn’t that good, after all.  They had to come from behind to defeat Tech.
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(Disclosure:  I didn’t watch the game.  But Supreme General Rayegun did
, and I trust his word.)
I don’t want to hear about how the Frogs were supposedly “exhausted” from having to cover Panda receivers.  I don’t want to hear about how it was “fade after fade after fade” (although I will grant you, with a 21-point lead in the fourth, I’d been sorely tempted to make a tight end out of one of my linemen and go with a lot more ground-and-pound).  And I sure-as-Hell™ don’t want to hear about how Widdle Bwicie Pussy carved up our secondary.
Two bogus pass-interference calls on TCU.  At least one bona fide  pass-interference on the Pandas, one which the back judge looked straight at, that didn’t get called.
Simple fact:  This half-assed crew of striped douchecanoes took the game away from the Horned Frogs.  They treated the Baylor Koalas like they were God’s gift to college football, and gave the game to them as if it were a fucking virgin sacrifice.
Shit like this has happened in the past with this half-assed excuse-for-a-conference, remember? A decade ago, it was the T-Sip Shortdicks Texas Longhorns, with Vince “Major Bust” Young and Colt “Minor Bust” McCoy.
(Why do you think Colorado, Missouri & Nebraska all switched conferences?  They were all tired of TU, that’s why.  And now it’s happening again with Baylor, aka The Little Darlings Of The Big XII™)
It happened three years ago with The Second Coming Of The Greatest Quarterback Ever In The History Of Ever, Ever™, otherwise know as ARRRRRRRRRR GEEEEEEEEEE THREEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!.  They tried to make it happen a couple years ago with his successor, Widdle Nicki Florence.
Now it’s happening again with Widdle Bwicie Pussy.  And it’s probably going to happen with whomever succeeds him her.
So, Big Corrupt Twelve, answer me this:  How many more Big XII programs are going to have to leave for far greener pastures before you stop putting football teams on pedestals and decreeing them fucking untouchable, hmmmmmmm???
Fucking bastards.
This week:  4-1-1.  Overall:  34-7-1.
The PFW will return Friday evening, when we talk about Guaranteed Win Day™.  See you then.