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Denizens, I’m taking time out from my sabbatical because I cannot, in all good conscience, let this pass.

Dingy Harry Reid, Tom “Flight Simulator” Harkin – front and center, both of you sons-of-crack-whore-bitches.

Let’s have a look at parts of what each of you said yesterday on the Imperial Socialist Senate floor.&#160 First, you, Chickenshit Harry Reid:

Mr. President, freedom of speech is one of our country’s most cherished values.

Nothing sets us further apart than the countries and regimes we oppose than our belief that everyone’s opinion matters, and everyone has the right to express it.

That is why, when we hear things on the radio that are offensive, by and large, we tolerate them.

Which is why you fucking retarded bastards are so damned intent on bringing back the Fairness Doctrine.&#160 Right.

Pull the other one, douchebag.

But last week, Rush Limbaugh went way over the line – and while we respect his right to say anything he likes, his unpatriotic comments cannot be ignored.

“Unpatriotic”, Dingy Asshole?&#160 PotKettleBlack™ much, you liberal fuckhead?

During his show last Wednesday, Rush Limbaugh was engaged in one of his typical rants.

Yeah – the type that almost always nails your leftist asses to the wall for being the Communist pussies that you all are.

Truth hurts, doesn’t it, dumbass?

This rant was unremarkable and indistinguishable from his usual drivel, which has been steadily losing listeners for years

That so?&#160 Suppose you have verifiable proof from a credible source for that, you lying, putrid little skank?

C’mon, Harriet, let’s see your “proof”!&#160 Show us whatcha got, assmunch!

until he crossed that line by calling our men and women in uniform who oppose the war in Iraq “phony soldiers.”

Uh-huh.&#160 And precisely which&#160 of “our men and women in uniform” (here’s a hint, asscrust – I wouldn’t call ’em yours if I were you – three guesses as to whom they’d side with in the pending civil war, and the first two don’t count) do you have on record as “oppos[ing] the war”?

Jesse MacBeth???

Scott Beauchamp???

Inquiring minds wanna know, Harriet!

This comment was so beyond the pale of decency that it cannot be left alone.

This from a member of the party whose 2000 presidential candidate called his opposition the “extra-chromosome Right”, who has attempted to castigate opposition to his tree-humping agenda, who has accused us of wanting everyone (including ourselves, presumably) to breathe dirty air and drink dirty water, and who joined in accusations that we wanted to “push Grandma down the stairs”, who calls us racists, sexists, bigots, “homophobes”…is that the “pale of decency” to which you refer, Harriet Reid, the Senate’s Official Colostomy Bag™???

And yet, he followed it up with denials

Precisely, you retarded bonehead – BECAUSE YOU ACCUSED HIM OF SOMETHING HE DIDN’T SAY!!!&#160 We all realize that plain English is not the primary language of libtards, but you really don’t have to take things to absurd extremes like that.

and an attack on Congressman Jack Murtha, a 37-year active member of the Marine Corps.

Yeah.&#160 Maybe it’s because your “37-year active member of the Marine Corps” IS A MOTHERFUCKING COWARD AND A DAMNED LIAR TO BOOT!!!!!

But, that’s just a guess.

Yet Rush Limbaugh took it upon himself to attack the courage and character of those fighting and dying for him and for all of us.

He did no such thing, you lying little needledicked faggot.&#160 You know, I know it, and every right-thinking individual in this country who doesn’t emulate you and your homies at Media Matters and stick their heads up their asses knows it.

And for you to state what you know for a fact is clearly&#160 opposite of the truth makes you out to be nothing but a ***damned liar.

Rush Limbaugh got himself a deferment from serving when he was a young man.

He never served in uniform.

He never saw in person the extreme difficulty of maintaining peace in a foreign country engaged in civil war.

For your information Harriet, you fuckwad – Rush Limbaugh was disqualified&#160 from military service by a medical condition.

Yeah, I know that you and countless other Down’s Syndrome libtards will happily call it a “butt pimple” – all of you fascist fucks having absolute first-person knowledge of being same, after all – but if the military decides that they don’t what you, what do you propose Rush should’ve done?&#160 Sue to get in?

MERLIN:&#160 Actually, they might have suggested that.

KORRIOTH:&#160 Always seems to work for them.

LSIK&T:&#160 Yeah, but that’s for the chickenshit libs to get out&#160 of the military, not into&#160 it.

KORRIOTH, MERLIN (in unison):&#160 Point.

Ye he thinks that his opinion on the war is worth more than those who are on the frontlines.

Certainly his opinion is worth a fucking helluva&#160 lot more than yours is, Harriet.

But let’s test that theory, shall we?&#160 Whose opinion on how things are going in Baghdad is worth more, Harriet, you worthless gasbag?

That of General Petraeus, whom you said “isn’t in touch with what’s going on in Baghdad”?&#160 Or your own, despite the fact that you’ve spent less than 48 hours there, as opposed to the general’s 2½ years???

And what’s worse – Limbaugh’s show is broadcast on Armed Forces Radio

That’s right, Harriet, you little shit.&#160 And he’s there because the troops asked for him to be there!!!&#160 Would that you&#160 could be that popular anywhere but in your wet dreams, assclown.

Which means that thousands of troops overseas and veterans here at home were forced to hear this attack on their patriotism.

You’re not fooling any of the troops with this one, Harriet, you pissant.&#160 Contrary to what your fellow Imperial Socialist Senate pussy, John-boy F’n Qetchup-ass, thinks about the troops, they’re a little too intelligent to fall for this putrid-assed bullshit you’re foisting on them.

Rush Limbaugh owes the men and women of our Armed Forces an apology.

Rush owes them nothing,&#160 skank, because he hasn’t offended them.&#160 You, on the other hand, offend all patriotic right-thinking Americans just by continuing to waste our oxygen.

And that goes for the rest of your fellow leftist douchebag honeyboys.

I can’t help but wonder how my Republican colleagues would have reacted if the tables were turned – if a well-known Democratic radio personality had used the same insulting line of attack against troops who support the war.

Every time Randi Rhodes or Al Franken or Alan Colms opens their putrid pieholes, dumbfuck.&#160 Every time MorOn.org posts another ad bashing someone like General Petraeus.&#160 Every time someone like Widdle Mikey Crook puts up an anti-military shit site like Forsake The Troops, every time a cretin like Jesse MacBeth spreads lies about the military that get picked up by the dickweeds at Air Scaremerica, every time you and Piglosi and Murthafucker accuse the troops of things they did not do.

One of these days, Harriet, you conniving cocksucker, the right-thinkers in this nation are going to decide they’ve had enough of you and the rest of the libtards – and may God help you then…because we won’t.

NEXT:&#160 Tom “Flight Simulator” Harkin.

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5 responses to “Senate Majority Lame-ass Harriet Reid:&#160 Chickenshit Extraordinaire”

1. David Hartung says:

   October 3, 2007 at 5:13 am

   Well said, and welcome back, even if it is only for one post.

2. Phaedrus says:

   October 7, 2007 at 3:52 pm

   Quick observations:

   1) You don’t have any real regard for freedom of speech. If you were king you would certainly illegitemize certain forms of speech.

   2) You have no grounds on which to call Jack Murtha a coward.

   3) Limbaugh lies and distorts all the time. He has no grounds to complain if someone does it to him. Turnabout is fair play.

   4) The war in Iraq is evil, immoral, and should be opposed at every turn.

3. Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant says:

   October 7, 2007 at 4:26 pm

   Quick rebuttals, Phuckhead:

   1) It’s my blog and my rules.&#160 And if you don’t like them, start your own, asswipe.

   And you know what?&#160 You’re absolutely right.&#160 The first thing I’d do as President is to declare martial law, outlaw all you liberal fucknozzles and authorize your immediate extermination.&#160 And when we got rid of the lot of you pissweasels, then&#160 I’d restore everything back to normal, and we could get back to being the country we’re supposed to be.

   Sod off if that doesn’t meet with your personal approval, assclown.&#160 Frankly, I don’t give a flying fuck what a retarded waste of semen like you thinks.

   2) You’re a coward and a pussy, and so’s your butt-buddy Mykki and the rest of you SubTards.

   3) You’re a fucking douchebag of a liar.

   4) You’re a coward.&#160 Oops, already made that point.&#160 Oh, well, it’s still true.

4. Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant says:

   October 7, 2007 at 4:26 pm

   Quick rebuttals, Phuckhead:

   1) It’s my blog and my rules.&#160 And if you don’t like them, start your own, asswipe.

   And you know what?&#160 You’re absolutely right.&#160 The first thing I’d do as President is to declare martial law, outlaw all you liberal fucknozzles and authorize your immediate extermination.&#160 And when we got rid of the lot of you pissweasels, then&#160 I’d restore everything back to normal, and we could get back to being the country we’re supposed to be.

   Sod off if that doesn’t meet with your personal approval, assclown.&#160 Frankly, I don’t give a flying fuck what a retarded waste of semen like you thinks.

   2) You’re a coward and a pussy, and so’s your butt-buddy Mykki and the rest of you SubTards.

   3) You’re a fucking douchebag of a liar.

   4) You’re a coward.&#160 Oops, already made that point.&#160 Oh, well, it’s still true.

5. Phaedrus says:

   October 7, 2007 at 4:42 pm

   [Y’know what, Phuckphace?&#160 I do believe I’ve had enough of you.

   Until you grow a pair, or can somehow convince your butt-buddy Mykki to show up on my doorstep – you’ll probably have to suck his dick to get him to agree; I hear he likes that – it’s clear to me that your comments here will need to be…oh, say…”enhanced”.

   Yeah, that’s it.&#160 That’s the ticket. (snicker)&#160 -LSI]

   THE RIGHT-THINKERS ASSAULT ON MY FAMILY OF SITZPINKLERS

   I’ve noticed more and more lately, that if you accuse my mommy or daddy of being my parents they become quite angry, as though you’ve just told them to go straight to hell. They begin to twitch and spasm, their faces turn several shades of red, and on more than one occasion I’ve wondered if their fury would turn to violence and they’d throw me back in the basement with Gramma again.

   Intolerance by my parents toward me hasn’t received attention by the Left-Winged asshat media or the blogosphere, but it’s there and it has been growing. Take for example the Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler that laughs at me and calls me “asshole” at every opportunity.

   Gee, you’re a poster child for tolerance Spatula, except when it comes to tossers like me who don’t have an ounce of gray matter between their ears. For that eggregious offence [ED. NOTE: (sp)] there can be no tolerance obviously. Spatula then goes on to display just how rooted his intolerance of wanker pricks like me really is.

   That’s right, anyone who has my IQ is a silly fuckface just like me. I am so crazed and intolerant that I cannot even accept the fact that I bathe in my granny’s colostomy bag and wet my bed every night. But that’s not surprising since this is typical of the kind of bullshit you expect from a goat-humper like me.

   This intolerance isn’t limited to the Blogosphere either. No one likes me in my Romper Room class, either. I guess it’s ’cause I dump all my dandruff on my desk. Or maybe it’s because I’m a sitzpinkler like my daddy before me.

   You see, in the world of the Sitzpinkler, there is simply no room for anyone who is man enough to stand up to pee. We all have to be effeminate little wussies like me and my daddy.

   It’s clear that I’ll never be much of a man, seeing as I’m a little nancy boy that can’t stand up to pee-pee, but I for one will not be cowed into standing up to piss by their hatred of candy-asses like me, or their bullying.