The SpatulaGoddess (long may she exude ginormous quantities of hawtness) linked the other day to this report out of Sweden – which, incidentally, owes the Realm™ the first- and second-string of their Bikini Team™, I’ll have you know (grin) – about how Santa can only spend about 35 microseconds at each household if he’s to cover the entire world on Christmas Eve night/Christmas Day.
Beff, Beff, Beff.
Fortunately, the Realm™ already has it covered.  Prior to wrecking Pegasus  on that cosmic filament, we contracted with a Ferengi merchant vessel to…well…
LSIK&T (to intercom):  Engineering.  McCool!
OZY MCCOOL (on intercom):  McCool here, Admiral.
LSIK&T:  Status of the Scalosian water, Lieutenant?
OZY MCCOOL:  Fully intact and undisturbed, m’Lord.  You were wise to encase it in…what did you call that substance again, sir?
LSIK&T:  It’s called “copper”, Engineer.
OZY MCCOOL:  Ah.  Of course, sir.  Very ingenious metal, that.
LSIK&T:  That’s your problem, McCool.  You were brought up in a world of transparent aluminun and never learned about the ancient metals.
OZY MCCOOL:  Yes, sir.  Sorry, sir.
LSIK&T:  Never mind.  Thank you, Engineer.
You guys can relax.  I think  Santa will be able to make the rounds… 
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very interesting, but I don’t agree with you
Idetrorce
What’s to agree or disagree with?  It’s supposed to be funny, dammit! 🙂