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The SpatulaGoddess (long may she exude ginormous quantities of hawtness) linked the other day to this report out of Sweden – which, incidentally, owes the Realm&#153 the first- and second-string of their Bikini Team&#153, I’ll have you know (grin) – about how Santa can only spend about 35 microseconds at each household if he’s to cover the entire world on Christmas Eve night/Christmas Day.

Beff, Beff, Beff.

Fortunately, the Realm&#153 already has it covered.&#160 Prior to wrecking Pegasus&#160 on that cosmic filament, we contracted with a Ferengi merchant vessel to…well…

LSIK&T (to intercom):&#160 Engineering.&#160 McCool!

OZY MCCOOL (on intercom):&#160 McCool here, Admiral.

LSIK&T:&#160 Status of the Scalosian water, Lieutenant?

OZY MCCOOL:&#160 Fully intact and undisturbed, m’Lord.&#160 You were wise to encase it in…what did you call that substance again, sir?

LSIK&T:&#160 It’s called “copper”, Engineer.

OZY MCCOOL:&#160 Ah.&#160 Of course, sir.&#160 Very ingenious metal, that.

LSIK&T:&#160 That’s your problem, McCool.&#160 You were brought up in a world of transparent aluminun and never learned about the ancient metals.

OZY MCCOOL:&#160 Yes, sir.&#160 Sorry, sir.

LSIK&T:&#160 Never mind.&#160 Thank you, Engineer.

You guys can relax.&#160 I think&#160 Santa will be able to make the rounds…&#160


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2 responses to “Santa’s dirty little secret…”

  1. Idetrorce says:

    very interesting, but I don’t agree with you
    Idetrorce

  2. What’s to agree or disagree with?&#160 It’s supposed to be funny, dammit! 🙂

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