Three weeks ago, when this first came up, I was laughing my ass off over it.
Today, I’m freakin’ incredulous about it.
The Dullest Moaning Snooze  is reporting that June Jones III is leaving paradise in Hawa-effin’-i’i and coming to coach football at SMU.
Yeah, you read right.  S-M-fucking-U.  Skip-and-Muffy-effin’-University.
There is absolutely no  amount of money under seven eight annual digits that would make me leave Hawai’i for a shithole like SMUT.  Not without a helluva lotta kicking & screaming, anyway.  And June Jones III is doing it voluntarily.
June Jones III – you, sir, are a fucking shithead of a dumbass.
Thatisall™.
UPDATE:  So much for my counting skills.
I’d meant to say (in a roundabout way) that it’d take a minimum of $10 million to get me to even consider it.
Leave it to Denizen and blogger David Hartung to point out the error (read:  carry the 1) of my ways.
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2 Mil a year is well into 7 digits.
June was unhappy with the facilities at Hawaii. UH matched SMUt’s offer, and he bolted, because he didn’t like how the athletic department was being run.
Plus, he likes a challenge.
Some things are worth more than money.
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