Kinda had a busy night, Denizens – such is the nature of my side business:  Customer screams that her computer is on the fritz, you go.  (grin)
So I wasn’t going to do any blogging tonight – until I saw this.
When you gotta go, you gotta go. But sometimes, you don’t wanna come back for a while.
That’s apparently the case of a 35-year-old Kansas woman, whom police say was on her toilet for two straight years, actually becoming stuck to the seat.
“She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body. It is hard to imagine. … I still have a hard time imagining it myself,” Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple told the Associated Press, explaining it appeared her body fat had grown attached to the seat.
Ew.  Just, ew. 
MERLIN:  I didn’t know you ever exported your Train Wreck Stew™…
LSIK&T:  Shut up before I shove that pointed hat and  your magic wand up your ass.
MERLIN:  (snicker)
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Tell that wizard if he ain’t careful he’ll end up just like Gary Gygax or Douglas Adams.
….failing his saving roll against the Grim Reaper and left his towel in the other wizard robe.
That sort of mental illness…
I try not to be judgmental, but what husband would let his wife fall into this state and not seek help?
Did my comment get vaporized???
Not at all, sir.  They just get moderated over here, that’s all.  My defense against spammers & trolls, as it were.
Not at all, sir.  They just get moderated over here, that’s all.  My defense against spammers & trolls, as it were.