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My brother has officially entered his Mid-Life Crisis&#153.

He went out today and traded in his dumpy red Ford Escort for a lease on a sleek white 2005 Nissan Altima.&#160 Lemme tell you something – if a bell or whistle exists, it’s on this car.&#160 Wow.

And he’s going on a date tonight with quite the hottie (if the pictures are to be believed), then he’s got a date next week with…you guys sitting down?…a nineteen-year-old.&#160 Yes – nineteen.&#160 As in, one-nine.

Can I hurry up and turn 50, please?

In the meantime, in Indiana, some cowardly fuck punk-jobber is riding around in an Oldsmobile of undetermined year or color, having pretty much totalled Mama’s and Delfts’ three cars today.

Yeah.&#160 Three.&#160 I’m still trying to wrap my mind around that one.

That stupid little coward-assed fuckhead best not come down this way, if he knows what’s good for him.

UPDATE:&#160 At any rate, guys, you can help by praying that Delfts & Mama somehow find a low-cost means of dependable transportation to get them around.&#160 They really&#160 didn’t need to lose all three of their cars right at the moment.

Thatisall, and thanks.


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10 responses to “Passages”

  1. LC Wil says:

    Just askin’ but have you driven the Altima yet? I had to rent one on a business trip a couple of months back, and there is WAY the hell more power than you would expect in that engine.

    And, for some damn reason, they are almost as good as a Corvette for getting good seatwarmers…

  2. Well, I have the spare keyset, but I have a feeling that the NHL will have a franchise in Hell&#153 before I get to drive that thing. 🙂

  3. Well, I have the spare keyset, but I have a feeling that the NHL will have a franchise in Hell&#153 before I get to drive that thing. 🙂

  4. Well, I have the spare keyset, but I have a feeling that the NHL will have a franchise in Hell&#153 before I get to drive that thing. 🙂

  5. Does she have a sister? (An older one, dude.)

  6. No snarky remark from da bloghost? 🙂

    You’ll never see me driving around town in a hot sportscar with a sweet young thing in the passenger seat. Sports cars are all have manual transmissions, and I hate those things.

  7. That should be “Sports cars all…”

  8. Eh.&#160 I’m up to my scalp in work – not just at the office, but here as well.&#160 Don’t really have time to do snarky. 🙂

  9. Eh.&#160 I’m up to my scalp in work – not just at the office, but here as well.&#160 Don’t really have time to do snarky. 🙂

  10. Eh.&#160 I’m up to my scalp in work – not just at the office, but here as well.&#160 Don’t really have time to do snarky. 🙂

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