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CBS canceled the Wednesday edition of “60 Minutes,” saying the decision was made because of poor ratings and not last fall’s ill-fated story about President Bush’s military service.

Dan Rather, the newsmagazine’s most high-profile correspondent, will contribute stories to the Sunday “60 Minutes” and other news specials, CBS News President Andrew Heyward said.

Translation:&#160 He’s gonna be as active as a snail trapped in a Roach Motel&#153. (snicker)

The newsmagazine spinoff was where Rather reported last September that Bush skirted some duty while in the National Guard and a commander felt pressure to sugarcoat an evaluation of him. An independent panel later concluded that documents used in the story could not be verified.

But Leslie Moonves, the CBS chairman who has the final call on the network schedule, said the story didn’t figure in the cancellation _ “not even slightly.”

“This was a ratings call, not a content call,” he said.

And, to quote the SpatulaGoddess, “…yeah, right.&#160 Whatever”.

When the Wednesday “60 Minutes” debuted in 1999, many who worked at the Sunday show worried that it would dilute or somehow soil television’s original newsmagazine. But Wednesday’s show won two duPont awards, four Peabodys and 10 Emmys in its short history.

The show was on the bubble for cancellation a year ago, but its story last April about abuses at Iraq’s Abu Ghraib prison became one of TV news’ most talked-about stories. Rather and Mary Mapes, the producer later fired for her role in the Bush story, accepted a Peabody for the Abu Ghraib story in New York two days ago.

Shows you what Peabodys, du Ponts & Emmys are worth nowadays, doesn’t it?

Some experts believe it was naive to think the National Guard story, which greatly angered the Bush administration and its supporters, didn’t play a part in that decision.

“The idea that a decision like this was made outside of the whole political context is unthinkable, so I don’t take that seriously,” said Jay Rosen, New York University journalism professor and author of the “Pressthink” Web log.

But Heyward said there was no question it was a ratings decision.

“Of everything you hear today, that you can take to the bank,” he said. “Leslie said that and I have no reason to believe anything other than that. There is no reason to believe the ratings were affected by (the Guard story). This is not a political statement. This is the television marketplace speaking.”

Well, duh.&#160 We’ll telling you that we don’t trust your news reporting anymore, Moonves.&#160 So yes – Memogate damned well did&#160 have something to do with it, didn’t&#160 it???

Television newsmagazines in general have been suffering in the ratings. There was some speculation that one of ABC’s newsmagazines might be canceled, but both “20/20” and “Primetime Live” were included on the schedule announced Tuesday.

“The mood in the country right now tends to favor escape,” Heyward said. “There’s a lot of grim news out there. In prime time, when people are looking to be entertained as well as informed, a drama or a reality show is tough competition. The thing about reality shows is they offer the same appeal of ordinary people caught up in extraordinary circumstances, but it’s all a game. There’s a happy ending.”

We’re not one-dimensional, Heyward, you dumbass.&#160 Sure we love happy endings, but we also like to just hear the news, rather than the news plus your particular spin on it.&#160 When Fox says “We report, you decide”, they damned well mean it, and right-thinkers across the country appreciate that.

It is&#160 why you’re now looking over your shoulder at them, don’tcha know?

Moonves also revealed that he’s not close to picking Rather’s successor on the “CBS Evening News.” He praised Bob Schieffer’s job filling in.

He said he spoke to NBC’s Katie Couric about the job, but noted Couric is under contract for a long time and he expects her to stay at “Today.”

“We’re looking at all sorts of things,” he said. “This is a tough nut to crack. We’re trying to change the world and it’s not easy.”

(sigh) This shithead just doesn’t get it, does he?

It’s precisely because they’re out to change the world, rather than just report on the world changing on its own, that we’re leaving the Blackened Eye behind in droves.

Memo to Moonbat and Heywouldyoublowme:&#160 Report.&#160 The.&#160 News.&#160 First.&#160 Last.&#160 And always.

Let us make up our&#160 minds about it.&#160 Quit trying to do our thinking for us.&#160 We’re quite capable, thank you very much.

Quit being activists and start being journalists&#160 for a change.&#160 You’ll be amazed at the results – trust your Friendly Neighborhood King & Tyrant&#153.

Or, hell – just keep doing what you’re doing and watch your business go toes up in five years.&#160 Whichever’s fine with me.

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