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It’s Hall of Fame Weekend&#153 in the NFL, and they always celebrate this by playing – gasp, ARRRRRRRRGH!!!!! – a real, live football game.

Funny how that happens, hm?

Therefore, the first PFW of the year…

MERLIN, KORRIOTH, OZY, T-BONE, K’HADIBAK’H:&#160 YEAH, YEAHHHHH?!?!?!?!?

…starts

MERLIN, KORRIOTH, OZY, T-BONE, K’HADIBAK’H:&#160 Awwwwwwww!!!!

…launches

MERLIN, KORRIOTH, OZY, T-BONE, K’HADIBAK’H:&#160 @)@($@!@$%()@!#)(!@$_(@_####!!!!!!!

LSIK&T:&#160 Do I have&#160 to?

MERLIN, KORRIOTH, OZY, T-BONE, K’HADIBAK’H:&#160 Pleeeeeeeeeeeze?

LSIK&T:&#160 &#160 Oh, alright.

kicks off

MERLIN, KORRIOTH, OZY, T-BONE, K’HADIBAK’H:&#160 COORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!&#160

(Well, they are&#160 a pretty good crew.&#160 Why not toss ’em a bone once in a while?)

…kicks off with the Hall of Fame Game&#153 in Canton, Ohio, between the Warshington Deadskins&#160 and the Indianhapless Dolts.

MERLIN:&#160 Dolts???

LSIK&T:&#160 Peyton’s still hurt and won’t play.

MERLIN:&#160 Ah.&#160 Dolts it is, then.

This will be the one-and-probably-only time we see much of Jim Sorgi in a starting role this year – but Marvin Harrison is back and healthy, so it might not make too much of a difference.

This will also be the first time we see former Miami defensive end Jason Taylor in the maroon-and-American cheese, so I’m looking for Washington to have the upper hand defensively.&#160 Skins will probably win without too much trouble – the Indy offense doesn’t do squat when Peyton’s not running it.

As for you guys’ next question – “Spats, if it doesn’t involve one of your teams, why blog about it?” – the answer to that is because it’s football, and real, live football hasn’t been played in a while, so that’s&#160 what makes it perfect.

Neener, neener.

We’re back Monday for the recap.&#160 And I’ll probably have something to say about Brett Favre, too.

If I still care much about that soap opera by then.

And I don’t give much of a flying fuck about it now.

Eh.


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2 responses to “PFW:&#160 I know it’s preseason – it’s football, dammit!”

  1. BethW says:

    Football? Where? Sunday night on NBC. ew… Olby will have something to do with it, won’t he? I need to send more nastygrams to the execs, I guess.

    I’ve been so jonesing for football that I almost forced my kids to play. I don’t want to care about pre-season and training camp and all that… but it’s football, dangit.

    I love baseball. I really do. But football is just a completely different addiction, ya know?

  2. HDD says:

    Wake me when the season starts. If the game doesn’t count to the NFL, why should it count to the fans?

    Then again, I’m not real big on meaningless gestures, and preseason games are meaningless gestures.

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