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BLANCO, TX – A few years ago in Hurst (a little town between Dallas and Fort Worth), some homeowners lost their property to the city in a case of eminent domain.

The reasoning?  The local shopping mall there needed more space and a parking lot.

So I can understand how the folks in NewSocialistLondon, Connecticut feel when the United States Soprano Not-So-Supreme Court this week ruled that the property and homes for which they’ve worked their entire lives isn’t really theirs after all.

With this fuckwitted decision on the part of five bastard excuses-for-judges (okay, so much for the obligatory invective), this country has just taken about ten giant leaps towards socialism – if not outright Communism.  Think the USAR – the Union of Socialist American Republics.

Misha has pretty much expressed my feelings on this, as far as the Soprano Court goes.

But what has me in yet another RCOB moment is the reaction of President Linguini-ya to this POS debacle:

Q: Scott, does the president plan to introduce legislation to counter the Supreme Court’s decision on eminent domain? Isn’t a man’s home his castle?

[WH press secretary Scott] McCLELLAN: First of all, on the Supreme Court decision from yesterday, we were not a party to that case.

WTF???  This is nothing more than a slick-assed carefully crafted dodge.  Kaiser Wilhelm von Slickmeister himself would be envious.

The president has always been a strong supporter of private property rights. Obviously, we have to respect the decisions of the Supreme Court, and we do.

WHAT?????   Who the fuck says  we have to respect this fucknozzled crock of shit from these five black-robed, putrid pig vaginas (thanks, Denita)???

Did we “respect” Plessy v. Ferguson?  Did we “respect” the Dred Scott decision?  Not only no, but HELL, NO!!!   So where does President Waffleya or his mealy-assed mouthpiece Scotty McClellan get off saying we have to “respect” this  bullshit?

These are our  homes, representing years – yea, decades  – of our  hard work.  And how DARE  you tell us that it can just be taken away from us by 5 unelected, black-robed, tin-plated tyrants, just like (snap) that, and you and your boss say that we just have to bend over and grab our ankles for those sons-of bitches?!?!?!

You’ll pardon us if we say that the lot of you can kiss our lily-white cracker asses, McClellan, you fuckhead.

Later in the briefing, WND asked McClellan:

Q: Suppose McLennan County, Texas, decides that a center for slot machines would bring in much more revenue than the Bush ranch. Would the president try to fight the eminent domain, as now legalized by five members of the Supreme Court, by means of the Aderholt-Shelby bill, or how?

McCLELLAN: You know, I don’t know of any attempt by McLennan County to do such a thing, first of all.

That’s why he said “suppose”, dumbass!  It’s a hypothetical,  you idiot!!!  Now answer the fucking question!!!

And, second of all, if they did, it’s a matter for McLennan County to deal with. But I know of no such effort.

Q: He would fight it, wouldn’t he?

McCLELLAN: I think the president has made his views clear when it comes to private property rights. In terms of Supreme Court decisions, we obviously have to respect the decisions of the Supreme Court.

See above.  McClellan, you dolt, there are some  decisions that we, the American people, are simply not going to “respect”, no matter how much you try to dress it up.  The pro-life community – i.e, the right-thinkers – have never, for example, “respected” Roe,  and it’s a pretty good bet to say that we never will.

So you can take your axioms about “respect”, turn them sideways and shove ‘em up your roody-poo candy-ass.  ‘Cause we ain’t buyin’.

Q: Does the president feel as strongly about that lady in New London, Conn., who will be forced out of her home where she was born and has lived for 87 years [as a result of the high-court decision], does he feel as strong as Justice O’Connor feels, and does he believe this decision will help with his nomination of new justices?

McCLELLAN: Les, we just haven’t talked about it, but the president is always concerned about the American people and their well being.

If that’s  the case, then he needs to get up off his waffling ass and issue an Executive Order setting this POS decision aside, and pronto. (Don’t think he can’t do it, either.  He’s got the authority, he’s just too chickenshit to use it.)

And he’d best  do it before we get out the Tree of Liberty’s watering can…if you know what I mean.



11 Comments to “Eminent Domain:  Bush waffles yet again”


  1. LC Wil — June 27, 2005 @ 9:28 am

    What would Tony Soprano Do?

    As I have said before – My House, My Property. You silly bastards want it, you pay MY price, or Let The Games Begin!

  2. Mein — June 27, 2005 @ 10:31 am

    [How about you come say it to my face, chickenshit?  Until then, you can count yourself in the family of those who aren't man enough to stand up to piss.

    Sucks to be you, doesn't it?  -LSI]

    THE RIGHT-THINKERS ASSAULT ON MY FAMILY OF SITZPINKLERS

    I’ve noticed more and more lately, that if you accuse my mommy or daddy of being my parents they become quite angry, as though you’ve just told them to go straight to hell. They begin to twitch and spasm, their faces turn several shades of red, and on more than one occasion I’ve wondered if their fury would turn to violence and they’d throw me back in the basement with Gramma again.

    Intolerance by my parents toward me hasn’t received attention by the Left-Winged asshat media or the blogosphere, but it’s there and it has been growing. Take for example the Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler that laughs at me and calls me “asshole” at every opportunity.

    Gee, you’re a poster child for tolerance Spatula, except when it comes to people who don’t have an ounce of gray matter between their ears. For that eggregious offence [ED. NOTE: (sp)] there can be no tolerance obviously. Spatula then goes on to display just how rooted his intolerance of pricks like me really is.

    That’s right, anyone who has my IQ is a damnfool just like me. I am so crazed and intolerant that I cannot even accept the fact that I bathe in my granny’s colostomy bag. But that’s not surprising since this is typical of the kind of bullshit you expect from a shithead like me.

    This intolerance isn’t limited to the Blogosphere either. No one likes me in my Romper Room class, either. I guess it’s ’cause I dump all my dandruff on my desk. Or maybe it’s because I’m a sitzpinkler like my daddy before me.

    You see, in the world of the Sitzpinkler, there is simply no room for anyone who is man enough to stand up to pee. We all have to be effeminate little wussies like me and my daddy.

    It’s clear that I’ll never be much of a man, seeing as I’m a little nancy boy that can’t stand up to pee-pee, but I for one will not be cowed into standing up to piss by their hatred of candy-asses like me, or their bullying.

  3. David Hartung — June 27, 2005 @ 2:41 pm

    Steve, Bush’s reaction is nto surprising. Virtually everthing he has done since entering office has had the effect of increasing Government control over our lives.

  4. Alan K. Henderson — June 28, 2005 @ 4:01 am

    I want to start up an Museum of Socialism, and use eminent domain to acquire Dallas City Hall to house it.

  5. illmatic — June 28, 2005 @ 9:46 am

    [And in other news, JBitchboy is pwn3d again by Lord Spatula!!!! (guffaw)  -LSI]

  6. anonymous — June 28, 2005 @ 10:09 pm

    “Until then, you can count yourself in the family of those who aren’t man enough to stand up to piss.”

    Are you a man because you delete/edit any comments whose writers disagree with you?

    You know, you’ll probably tell me to come “say it to your face,” but seriously, I’m not paying $400 to come fly down to Texas to tell some guy he’s full of hate and bile.

  7. anonymous — June 28, 2005 @ 10:29 pm

    Oh, and by the way, for what it’s worth, I absolutely agree with you on this issue. I also know that, as this site’s owner, you can delete comments as you please. However, wouldn’t it be more effective (and perhaps even more fun) to let people post their arguments, then respond with logic?

    No wait, don’t tell me. “Needledick, blah blah blah, keep hiding behind Mommy’s skirt, blah blah blah.” But seriously, wouldn’t providing a thoughtful response to an opposing viewpoint be interesting to you?

  8. Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant — June 28, 2005 @ 11:14 pm

    Are you a man because you delete/edit any comments whose writers disagree with you?

    I seem to be a helluva lot more man than you ever thought of being.  At least I  tell you where you can find me.  You seem content to hide behind a fake email addy up there somewhere in Iowa.

    You know, you’ll probably tell me to come “say it to your face,” but seriously, I’m not paying $400 to come fly down to Texas to tell some guy he’s full of hate and bile.

    I don’t blame you.  If I were a fucking coward like yourself, I wouldn’t wanna get the shit beaten out of me, either.

    Oh, and by the way, for what it’s worth, I absolutely agree with you on this issue.

    Oh, I’m sooooo  touched.  Gets me right (ungh!) there, y’know?

    I also know that, as this site’s owner, you can delete comments as you please.

    Then why the fuck are you bitching about it?

    However, wouldn’t it be more effective (and perhaps even more fun) to let people post their arguments, then respond with logic?

    Did you even see the original comments, moron?  No, I’m guessing not; had you seen  what the fuckstick posted, you’d've known it wasn’t even on topic.

    No wait, don’t tell me. “Needledick, blah blah blah, keep hiding behind Mommy’s skirt, blah blah blah.”

    No one’s forcing you to read, asswipe.  If you don’t…aaaaah, to hell with it.

    (click, click) Buh-bye, dumbass.

  9. Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant — June 28, 2005 @ 11:14 pm

    Are you a man because you delete/edit any comments whose writers disagree with you?

    I seem to be a helluva lot more man than you ever thought of being.  At least I  tell you where you can find me.  You seem content to hide behind a fake email addy up there somewhere in Iowa.

    You know, you’ll probably tell me to come “say it to your face,” but seriously, I’m not paying $400 to come fly down to Texas to tell some guy he’s full of hate and bile.

    I don’t blame you.  If I were a fucking coward like yourself, I wouldn’t wanna get the shit beaten out of me, either.

    Oh, and by the way, for what it’s worth, I absolutely agree with you on this issue.

    Oh, I’m sooooo  touched.  Gets me right (ungh!) there, y’know?

    I also know that, as this site’s owner, you can delete comments as you please.

    Then why the fuck are you bitching about it?

    However, wouldn’t it be more effective (and perhaps even more fun) to let people post their arguments, then respond with logic?

    Did you even see the original comments, moron?  No, I’m guessing not; had you seen  what the fuckstick posted, you’d've known it wasn’t even on topic.

    No wait, don’t tell me. “Needledick, blah blah blah, keep hiding behind Mommy’s skirt, blah blah blah.”

    No one’s forcing you to read, asswipe.  If you don’t…aaaaah, to hell with it.

    (click, click) Buh-bye, dumbass.

  10. Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant — June 28, 2005 @ 11:14 pm

    Are you a man because you delete/edit any comments whose writers disagree with you?

    I seem to be a helluva lot more man than you ever thought of being.  At least I  tell you where you can find me.  You seem content to hide behind a fake email addy up there somewhere in Iowa.

    You know, you’ll probably tell me to come “say it to your face,” but seriously, I’m not paying $400 to come fly down to Texas to tell some guy he’s full of hate and bile.

    I don’t blame you.  If I were a fucking coward like yourself, I wouldn’t wanna get the shit beaten out of me, either.

    Oh, and by the way, for what it’s worth, I absolutely agree with you on this issue.

    Oh, I’m sooooo  touched.  Gets me right (ungh!) there, y’know?

    I also know that, as this site’s owner, you can delete comments as you please.

    Then why the fuck are you bitching about it?

    However, wouldn’t it be more effective (and perhaps even more fun) to let people post their arguments, then respond with logic?

    Did you even see the original comments, moron?  No, I’m guessing not; had you seen  what the fuckstick posted, you’d've known it wasn’t even on topic.

    No wait, don’t tell me. “Needledick, blah blah blah, keep hiding behind Mommy’s skirt, blah blah blah.”

    No one’s forcing you to read, asswipe.  If you don’t…aaaaah, to hell with it.

    (click, click) Buh-bye, dumbass.

  11. Um Yeah — July 1, 2005 @ 9:48 pm

    [No, Shitcliffe - I don't think so... (snicker)  -LSI]

    THE RIGHT-THINKERS ASSAULT ON MY FAMILY OF SITZPINKLERS

    I’ve noticed more and more lately, that if you accuse my mommy or daddy of being my parents they become quite angry, as though you’ve just told them to go straight to hell. They begin to twitch and spasm, their faces turn several shades of red, and on more than one occasion I’ve wondered if their fury would turn to violence and they’d throw me back in the basement with Gramma again.

    Intolerance by my parents toward me hasn’t received attention by the Left-Winged asshat media or the blogosphere, but it’s there and it has been growing. Take for example the Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler that laughs at me and calls me “asshole” at every opportunity.

    Gee, you’re a poster child for tolerance Spatula, except when it comes to people who don’t have an ounce of gray matter between their ears. For that eggregious offence [ED. NOTE: (sp)] there can be no tolerance obviously. Spatula then goes on to display just how rooted his intolerance of pricks like me really is.

    That’s right, anyone who has my IQ is a damnfool just like me. I am so crazed and intolerant that I cannot even accept the fact that I bathe in my granny’s colostomy bag. But that’s not surprising since this is typical of the kind of bullshit you expect from a shithead like me.

    This intolerance isn’t limited to the Blogosphere either. No one likes me in my Romper Room class, either. I guess it’s ’cause I dump all my dandruff on my desk. Or maybe it’s because I’m a sitzpinkler like my daddy before me.

    You see, in the world of the Sitzpinkler, there is simply no room for anyone who is man enough to stand up to pee. We all have to be effeminate little wussies like me and my daddy.

    It’s clear that I’ll never be much of a man, seeing as I’m a little nancy boy that can’t stand up to pee-pee, but I for one will not be cowed into standing up to piss by their hatred of candy-asses like me, or their bullying.


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