Found this on Malkin’s blog, courtesy of regular commenter PKAmmoTroop.  ‘Tis a hoot.
To: All Obamatrons
From: Howard Dean
Subject: He did it again.
Ok gang, need to circle the wagons yet again. I know you’re tired, but he did it good this time. I know, I know, I know. We’ve talked to him about this but he thinks no one is smart enough to catch him when he pulls stunts like this. Remember the time he flipped the bird to Hillary and it ended up costing us $40 million to cover her debits to shut her the hell up? This one could be worse.
Get on the conservative boards and OBFUSCATE OBFUSCATE OBFUSCATE!!! Paint McCain with a brush to look like Bush! Accuse him of hating blacks or something. Don’t worry about the truth, that’s above your pay grade. Just as long as they don’t start comparing Obama with Jimmy Carter, if that happens we’re all screwed.
Don’t worry, NBC will be coming up with an in depth report proving that Sasquatch is Trig’s real father and Chris Matthews will be beating up Piper Palin in a live interview. He plans to accuse her of smearing napalm on Trig’s head during the convention. After that, Katie Couric will be inventing a judging scandal in the Miss Alaska pageant so that should take some heat off you folks for a while.
Keep up the good work, if we steer clear of reality we’ll pull this off yet
Howard Dean
Your Master.
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