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And our latest contestant for “Who Wants To Be A Whore For Obama&#153?” is none other than a rehab center’s favorite patient – lesbo slut Lindsay Lohan.

Lindsay Lohan has had enough of Republican vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin.

“I really cannot bite my tongue anymore when it comes to Sarah Palin,” the actress wrote on her MySpace blog Sunday.

“I couldn’t be more supportive of a woman in office, but let’s face it, it comes down to the person, and their beliefs, male or female,” Lohan, 22, said. “I feel it’s necessary for me to clarify that I am not against Sarah Palin as a mother or woman.

Whereupon our Limp-wristed Lesbo Lunatic&#153 immediately goes on the attack against the Sarah-cuda – because she’s a woman.

Lohan believes Palin isn’t ready for the job.

“I find it quite interesting that a woman who now is running to be second in command of the United States, only 4 years ago had aspirations to be a television anchor, which is probably all she is qualified to be,” she said.

This is curious, coming from a big-titted rehab-center rat whose only qualifications herself seem to be drunk driving, crashing her car, going in & out of rehab and posing in various men’s magazines in various stages of undress.&#160 I mean, she’s even quoted in Maxim magazine as stating, “My breasts have been a really big hit.”

Hate to tell you this, Lindsay, honey – but I’ve seen lots that are better.&#160 Waayyyyyyyy&#160 better.

Lohan goes on to conclusively prove the matter between her ears is fecal, not grey.

“Oh, and… Hint Hint Pali Pal – Don’t pose for anymore tabloid covers, you’re not a celebrity, you’re running for office to represent our, your, my COUNTRY!” Lohan added.

Oh, well, HINT HINT, Loose Lindsay&#153 – name me the “tabloid covers” Sarah’s actually, you know, posed&#160 for, hmmmmmmmmmmm???

Take your time.&#160 I’ll wait.

And while we’re waiting, we’ll read a bit further and discover than the Queen of the Tabloid Trollops has, shall we say, come out of the closet a bit.

Lohan said she feels fear, concern, disappointment and stress over Palin. The actress also referenced Palin’s views on homosexuality.

“Is it a sin to be gay?” Lohan asked. “Should it be a sin to be straight? Or to use birth control? Or to have sex before marriage? Or even to have a child out of wedlock?

Well, then, shouldn’t you be supporting her, you dumb bitch?&#160 Or didn’t you hear about Sarah’s daughter Bristol?

You know, for all the Obumblerphiles who keep claiming that John McCain’s supposedly “out of touch”, a lot of them don’t seem to get out very often, eh what?

“Is our country so divided that the Republicans best hope is a narrow minded, media obsessed homophobe?” she added.

Ah, here’s where she confirms that she’s a dumb-shit little lesbo slut.&#160 And it seems she’s going to waste her money on a temporary heterophobe marriage, as well:

Actress Lindsay Lohan looks set to marry her DJ girlfriend Samantha Ronson and has been spotted around Los Angeles sporting a huge heart-shaped engagement ring.

Ronson halted her set at a Los Angeles nightclub on Tuesday to declare her love for the actress and insisted she will wed Lohan by the end of the year.

Speaking from her mixing desk at the trendy Chateau Marmont nightclub in Los Angeles, she told clubbers: “By the end of this year, my love will be Mrs Ronson.”

And the other bimboid had this to say concerning the election:

“Vote for obama!” Ronson wrote. “Mainly because if she gets elected my green card probably won’t get renewed!!!

As good a reason as any to vote McCain/Palin.

Gonna be a very bad November for you, isn’t it Lindsay, you ignorant slut?&#160 McCain’s gonna win and&#160 faggot/lesbo marriage is going to be tossed out on its ear in California.

Sucks to be you, Cupid Stunt&#153.&#160

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