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This week’s edition of the Perfect Football Weekend™ begins with yet another trip to the police blotter.
This time, however, it doesn’t  involve a Cincinnati Bengal.
(Insert looks of abject surprise here)
Six months ago, Denver wide receiver Brandon Marshall engaged in a little…ah…domestic jack-assery with an ex-girlfriend down Jawja way
Prosecutors in Georgia have filed two counts of simple battery against Denver Broncos wide receiver Brandon Marshall stemming from a 6-month-old domestic violence complaint.
The charges were filed Sept. 10 in Fulton County State Court. Police allege Marshall threw his ex-girlfriend on a bed, slapped her and damaged an Atlanta apartment on March 4.
KORRIOTH:  Where I come from, we call that “foreplay”.
VENOMOUS:  Is that before or after the two-fingered “kiss”?
KORRIOTH:  Grrrrrrr.
VENOMOUS:  
Marshall was arrested March 6 on a domestic violence warrant requested by the former girlfriend. He was released the next day after posting $1,000 bond.
It was his third arrest in about a year.
MERLIN:  Are you sure  he never played for Cincy?
Okay, on with the (mheh) PFW.  My Arlington Heights Yellow Jackets, with coach Steve Hale, take on the Dunbar Wildcats tonight at 7:30.  Curiously enough, Heights hasn’t played Dunbar since a 23-17 victory over them in 2005.  The Jackets seem to be better-than-average this year, though, so I look for them to make it four in a row.
UPDATE:  Erm, not so fast.  Looks like I got some bad information.  Heights is actually playing the Celina Bobcats tonight.  As in, Celina-who’s-only-lost-thrice-in-the-last-500-games Celina.  At their  place.
So much for the win streak.
Saturday, it looks like my undefeated streak is going to come to an abrupt end.  Turner Gill apparently was homesick for some Big Eight/Big 12 cooking, so he had UBuffalo’s AD schedule a game against fifth-ranked Missouri.
In Columbia.
Where you don’t even come close  to beating Mizzou.
Vegas has the line at UBuffalo plus 34.  Applying the SpatulaLine™ makes it 44 – meaning, of course, anything within 45 and it counts.
Sorry, Turner.  You’ve improved the Bulls, to be sure, but just as you never had a chance against Lewisville back at Heights, the Bulls don’t have a chance here.
Saturday evening, it’s the Iron Skillet Bowl, as Texas Christian’s Horned Frogs travel to the land of the Shitland Pony to take on SMUT in what, for Gary Patterson, marks the return of the concept of “attaboy/awshit”.
As you know, you can rack up 1,000 “attaboys” in your daily trials & tribulations – but one “awshit”, and all the “attaboys” disappear, and you have to start (all together now) All…Over…Again™.
TCU should  win this game.  And win it handily, I might add.  But the Frogs have this disturbing tendency to play down to the level of their competition (see Cardinal, Stanford), plus their secondary is still a bit suspect, plus SMUT will be out for blood, plus  running back DeMyron Martin usually pushes the Frogs backwards.  Could be a long night.
Sunday evening, Madden & Michaels will be in Green Bay, Wisconsin to watch the new-look Packers take on the Dallas C’boys.  Green Bay has gotten off to a 2-0 start, and Aaron Rodgers has looked every bit as good as he did against Dallas back in November 2007.  Dallas, meanwhile, has never beaten the Pack in GB, so this game scars the hell outta me.  This has all the makings of a Packer win, but we’ll see.
Nebraska and Oklahoma are off this week.
We’re back Monday for the recap.  In the meantime, since Bucky also seems to be off this week…anyone seen LC John Wardle?
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I’ve got money with two of my bosses (the other one is on vacation, so, I can’t take his money this week) on the Pack.
The ‘Girls have a potent offense, that’s obvious to any who has even wandered near a television on Sundays. BUT (and this is a colossal “BUT”), the ‘Girls don’t play a lick of defense. Against the Most Over-Rated Quarterback In NFL History™, you can get away with that (see the ‘Girls last game), because Donna McNabb will, eventually, make the mistake that will let you win, as long as you score enough points to keep yourself in the game.
The Packers, on the other hand, actually DO play some D every now and then. AND they happen to have an offense that can keep up with the ‘Girls. Playing in Lambeau, against a team that actually DOES play defense, and has an offense that can match you score for score?
I’ll take Green Bay, and the points, and you can console yourself with the thought that I’ll spend your money on a worthy cause.