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Two-Flagger-And-Five-Bagger&#153 Sandra Bernhard – so labelled because you’d have to take one for your country and wrap yourself in two flags plus&#160 wear five bags over your head to even consider&#160 it – got her skank ass chopped from a women’s shelter benefit soir&#233e.

A women’s shelter on Wednesday cut headliner Sandra Bernhard from its annual benefit after she said Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin would be gang-raped if she ever visited New York.

Bernhard’s made the remarks last month during her one-woman show in Washington before Palin visited New York to campaign. Bernhard said Palin would be “gang-raped by my big black brothers” during a diatribe in which she also criticized Palin for opposing abortion rights.

Oh, really, Bernie?&#160 Those the only ones who’ll do you now?

Well, no accounting for taste.

Many guests at Rosie’s Place, a Boston shelter, have been victims of violence, public relations director Leemarie Mosca said.

“In light of our mission, we don’t think violence against women is a laughing matter,” she said.

Neither do we, Ms. Mosca.&#160 Which is why we’re glad you did this.

Mosca said the shelter expected to book a replacement before the Oct. 16 luncheon “Funny Women … Serious Business.”

Yeah, well, this&#160 time, employ some truth in advertising and hire a funny woman.

Sandra Bernhard is neither.

“Right now, our main focus is our event and making sure the event is a success,” Mosca said. “And for us, that means not including Sandra Bernhard at this time.”

As it should for everyone, from this point going forward.&#160 Sandra Bernhard is simply not a funny human being – she’s sure as Hell&#153 not funny, and the debate rages on whether she’s even the latter.

A representative for Bernhard had no immediate comment on the cancellation.

Well, we have one.

Hallelujah!!!!&#160

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