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[Scene:&#160 the bridge of Pegasus.&#160 All our players are at their normal posts, save for the science station.&#160 Darth Venomous is in his command chair, reading the Nossican response to the Realm&#153 purchase proposal.

Suddenly, the bridge doors whoosh&#160 open and Captain Korrioth rages in, eyes wide & teeth bared (think Gowron again) and ready to do someone a very nasty turn indeed.]

KORRIOTH:&#160 The @*%)!)%*@!!!! p’tahk!!!&#160 I will rip his throat out with my bare hands!!!!

[Most of the bridge crew dives for cover.&#160 His Rudeness&#153 simply leans back and arches an eyebrow.]

VENOMOUS:&#160 Peace, Captain.&#160 What’s the problem?

KORRIOTH (eyes still wide & teeth still bared):&#160 THIS!!!!!

What was up with Joe Biden’s frozen forehead?

It’s his smile lines, too.

Ewww.

The HD broadcast of the debate made it all the more glaring. (And let me note that left-wing blogs have had plenty to say about HD highlighting John McCain’s appearance.) Go ahead and Google “Biden and Botox” in the blog search engine and you’ll see lots of other observations about it, too.

Commenter ddhinnyc: “As a frequent Botox addict, I can confirm this: Biden has not had his eyes done, but he has had his forehead botoxed, and he has had bad hair plugs.”

VENOMOUS:&#160 Yeah, actually, this is pretty funny.&#160 So what’s the…

KORRIOTH:&#160 LIMBAUGH CALLED HIM A KLINGON!!!!!

[The rest of the bridge crew try to hide even harder.]

VENOMOUS:&#160 Ah.&#160 I see your point.&#160 But he’s one of us, and we need him, so let’s let it pass, hm?

KORRIOTH:&#160 How dare&#160 Limbaugh compare that honorless targ-shit to our people?!?!?!&#160 AND THEN HE PUTS HIM NEXT TO MY FATHER!!!!!

VENOMOUS:&#160 I know, I know.&#160 Here, lemme make it up to you.

[Venomous extends his hands, and purple Force-lightning envelops Korrioth.&#160 The Klingon-Vulcan hybrid howls in pain – or something else, perhaps?

The lightning continues for 30 more seconds, then Venomous pulls back and stops.&#160 Korrioth, now on hands & knees from the agony, barely manages to look up at the Sith lord.]

KORRIOTH:&#160 Th…th…thank y…you…m’lord.

VENOMOUS:&#160 What are friends for?

[Venomous points at K’hadibak’h & McManx and snaps his fingers.&#160 The two immediately jump to Korrioth’s aid and help him to his station.]

…

Rush, I loves ya, man…but I have to keep this big lug pacified, y’know?&#160

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