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Guys, as we launch this edition of the Perfect Football Weekend&#153, I want you guys to take a look at this video:

What happened was that Singletary got in 49ers’ tight end Vernon Davis’ face during the Niners’ embarrassing 34-13 loss to the Seattle Seahawks, then wound up sending Davis to the locker room later.&#160 “Coach Sing”, as he’s known out there, was pissed off at Davis’ seeming nonchalant attitude about the game.

Now, for decades I have hated this franchise with the purplest of passions, as evidenced by my pet name for them – the San Transexual Fairy-Whiners.

But in Singletary, I have to concede that they have one helluva&#160 coach.&#160 And by Cthulu’s left nut, I wish Jerry Jones had hired him.

On to the PFW.

EFFIN’ ZEBRA:&#160 (tweeeeeeeeet!!!) False start, UBuffalo Bulls, five-yard penalty, replay the Ohio game!

That’s it.&#160 Realm&#153 Intelligence is getting shoved out the airlock.

UBuffalo got an early jump on us, coming down to Ohio last night to take on Ohio University and winning, 32-19.&#160 Willy had a quiet night, going 14-23-116, but James Starks tore up the Ohio defense for 185 yards on 30 carries, while Brandon Thermilus added 73 yards on only 10 carries.

Friday night, my Arlington Heights Yellow Jackets will take the field in a matchup with the Eastern Hills Highlanders.&#160 Heights won last year, but just barely, and E.Hills always gives us a fight, so we’ll see.

Saturday, Gary Patterson’s 13th (or 12th, depending on whom you ask)-ranked Texas Christian Horned Frogs will travel to Las Vegas to take on the University of Nevada-Las Vegas Runnin’ – no, not Running, just “Runnin'” – Rebels.

Now, the Rebels aren’t bad – they took BYU to the wire last week before just coming up short – but if TCUTCB (Texas Christian University Takes Care of Business), they should go into the Utah showdown undefeated in conference.

Vegas, OTOH, has them listed as a 14-point favorite – which, if you ask me, seems a little biased.&#160 But we’ll see.

Bob Stoopes 4th-ranked Oklahoma Sooners…aaaaaah, shit.

MERLIN:&#160 Problem, m’liege?

VENOMOUS:&#160 Yeah.&#160 The PFW is scotched even before it starts.

KORRIOTH:&#160 How so?

VENOMOUS:&#160 We got OU playing Nebraska Saturday night.

OZY MCCOOL:&#160 Damn, that sucks.

T-BONE MCMANX:&#160 Bummmer

[Venomous glares at McManx.]

T-BONE MCMANX:&#160 …uh, Sir.

Well, so much for a second straight PFW.

Sunday, at least one backup Dallas C’boys quarterback will have to face the New York Football Douchebags.&#160 And if it’s Brad Johnson under center this week, we’re going to be the wand.&#160 Period.&#160 And that’s all I’ve got to say about that.

We’re back Monday for the recap.&#160 In the meantime, Wisconsin’s a 4&#189-point road dog to Michigan State, and the question for HDD is – well, is Vegas underestimating Bucky a tad?

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One response to “PFW:&#160 False start, flag on the play”

  1. HDD says:

    Don’t be so quick to dismiss the Runnin’ Rebels of Las Vegas. They play *everyone* tough. It usually appears that UNLV is quite aware that they’re not going to stop a good or great team, so, they try to pile on as many points as possible, knowing they’re going to be giving up a lot of points, and wait until the smoke clears to find out who won.

    UNLV has shocked a lot of better teams than Texas Christian University before.

    Is Vegas underestimating Bucky? Not by a long shot. They’re OVERestimating Bucky. The Spartans of Michigan State should be favored by about 15. Gimme the Spartans, and you can have the points, and I’ll spend your money on a good cause. These Badgers stink to high heaven.

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