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The Department of Adding Insult To Injury brings us this where we find out that Linguinispineya, ever being the dickless wonder that reaches across the aisle, suspended illegal-alien deportation activities until after last week’s election.

According to my sources, the Bush administration issued a 72-hour cease-and-desist order to all fugitive apprehension teams to spare Obama embarrassment over his Kenyan half-aunt, Zeituni Onyango.

The Associated Press reported on Nov. 1 that Onyango was a deportation evader — one of an estimated 700,000 illegal alien absconders who have ignored orders from immigration judges to leave the country.

Hell, Weenieya, why didn’t you just grant Aunti Zeituni a full fucking pardon while you were at it, huh?

But wait, it gets better.&#160 Not only did he put the order into effect for Mary Magdalene dear old Aunti – he shut down deportation proceedings nationwide.

But the politicized order was even worse than the AP reported. The deportation process wasn’t simply slowed down for public relations reasons and fear of a media backlash. The process was completely frozen.

An Immigration and Customs Enforcement source familiar with Western field offices told me: “The ICE fugitive operations group throughout the United States was told to stand down until after the election from arresting or transporting anyone out of the United States. This was done to avoid any mistakes of deporting or arresting anyone who could have a connection to the election, i.e., anyone from Kenya who could be a relative. The decision was election-driven.”

Another source close to ICE operations in a Southern California field office confirmed that immigration officials there received the same directive: “The reason they included all offices in the United States was to show that they were not targeting the district office where Aunti lived. They don’t want to pick her up by mistake and cause a big problem.”

Yeah, why enforce the law when you can grease the skids for the opponent of He Who Dared Oppose You In 2000&#153?&#160 One last shiv in the ribs for McRINO, as it were.

Except it missed McZhamnesty and hit the American people flush.

One last betrayal of the conservatives who put El Weeniedente&#153 in that office in the first place.

And in the meantime, Jose Compean & Ignacio Ramos continue to rot in prison simply for doing their jobs as Border Patrol agents.

This is what he and the rest of the fucking RINOs think of us, Denizens.&#160 Bush and the rest of the crapweasel moderate&#160 Repukes are more fucking concerned with politics, with being “kinder, gentler”, with their fucking so-called “new tone” than they are about, you know, ACTUALLY UPHOLDING THE MOTHERFUCKING LAW!!!!!

This, sportz fanz, is why we, as conservatives, must purge the GOP of its RINO influence and take it back for&#160 conservatives.&#160 This is why we tell the McLames, the Chris Shays, the Lincoln ChappedAss Chafees of the party that they either follow us, or go join the Donktards and cast their lot with them.

And this is why no person named Bush must ever&#160 occupy the White House ever again.

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