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Rumor has it that Dr. YEARRRRGH! has a case of lockjaw, so when the Donks needed someone to be their dumbass du jour,&#160 they turned to backups Harry “Banana Boat” Belafonte and Big Dickhead Gregory.

And they certainly did not disappoint:

Celebrity activist Harry Belafonte referred to prominent African-American officials in the Bush administration as “black tyrants” at a weekend march, and he also compared the administration to Adolf Hitler’s Nazi Germany.

Hmmm.&#160 A Demoscum opens his mouth, exposes the vacuum between his ears and compares President Bush to Hitler.

In other news, the sun rose in the East today, water was found to be wet, and Bill Parcells placed the future of his football team in the hands of an ancient quarterback. (Stop me if you’ve heard this before, mkay?)

Belafonte, a featured speaker at Saturday’s march in Atlanta commemorating the 40th anniversary of the signing of the Voting Rights Act, previously ignited a political controversy in 2002 when he likened then-Secretary of State Colin Powell to a “house slave.”

While he stays on the Donks’ plantation and picks their political cotton, y’see.

At Saturday’s civil rights march, Belafonte said the Bush administration has been “rather dismal” for the lives of black Americans. The march, which featured prominent civil rights groups and labor union representatives, was intended to drum up support for extending and strengthening the Voting Rights Act of 1965.

The one which a lot of Republican voted for and a lot of Demoscum voted against.&#160 Uh-huh, right, yep…

Belafonte used a Hitler analogy when asked about what impact prominent blacks such as former Secretary of State Powell and current Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice had on the Bush administration’s relations with minorities.

“Hitler had a lot of Jews high up in the hierarchy of the Third Reich. Color does not necessarily denote quality, content or value,” Belafonte said in an exclusive interview with Cybercast News Service.

Actually, Harry, that’s what we Republicans have been saying for decades now:&#160 Not the color of a man’s skin, but the content of his character.&#160 Just like Dr. King said all those years ago.

Thing is, Banana Boat Man, we find your&#160 character to be severely lacking.&#160 Granted, that’s typical of most Donks, but…

“[If] a black is a tyrant, he is first and foremost a tyrant, then he incidentally is black. Bush is a tyrant and if he gathers around him black tyrants, they all have to be treated as they are being treated,” he added.

“Dey has t’ picks dat dare cotton, else Massa’s gwan be upset, ayup…”&#160 Preach it, Brother Harry!!!

When asked specifically who was a “black tyrant” in the Bush administration, Belafonte responded to this reporter, “You.” When this reporter noted that he was a Caucasian and attempted to ask another question, Belafonte abruptly ended the interview by saying, “That’s it.”

“That’s it – you caught me being a fuckwit, interview’s over…”

Another prominent celebrity marcher at Saturday’s civil rights march also employed Nazi analogies to the GOP and conservatives.

Civil rights activist Dick Gregory mocked the existence of African-American conservatives in America.

“They [black conservatives] have a right to exist, but why would I want to walk around with a swastika on my shirt after the way Hitler done messed it [the swastika symbol] up?” Gregory said in an interview with Cybercast News Service. (The swastika was an ancient symbol generally regarded an emblem of strength and luck before the Nazi Party adopted it in 1920.)

Why not, Big Dickhead?&#160 You guys embrace Robert “Sheets” Byrd, don’t you?

“So why would I want to call myself a conservative after the way them white racist thugs have used that word to hide behind? They call themselves new Republicans,” Gregory said.

Trust me, Dickhead – as a Republican, I’m confident that I can speak for my party when I say that we don’t want you.

Gregory trashed the United States, calling it “the most dishonest, ungodly, unspiritual nation that ever existed in the history of the planet. As we talk now, America is 5 percent of the world’s population and consumes 96 percent of the world’s hard drugs,” Gregory said.

Hmmm…wonder how they’re getting those drugs, eh, Mister&#160 Gregory???

Gregory also accused President Bush of stealing the 2004 presidential election.

“They didn’t win, and I got that from the white press. At four o’clock [on Election Day 2004], that evening, the white press said from the exit polls that [Democratic presidential nominee John] Kerry had won by a landslide and then three hours later something funny happened,” Gregory said of Bush’s eventual election victory.

Yeah, something funny happened:&#160 The results came in.

Asked why approximately 10 percent of African-Americans typically vote for Republican presidential candidates, Gregory responded: “I have no idea. You have to ask them. That’s like asking me about a woman having a baby. Go ask her, I don’t know.”

‘Tis a mystery, all right, Dickhead.&#160 It’s a mystery why it ain’t more, given that you, Banana Boat Belafonte and Al Sharpton claim to be the black community’s leaders and you keep showing your asses to the nation.

Fuckheads…

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4 responses to “Open mouth, insert foot, Part the 523,672nd…”

1. og says:

   August 9, 2005 at 9:16 am

   Sent the link to a musician friend of mine, who said “for a man who owes his entire career to white people, he sure hates them!”

2. deerp says:

   August 10, 2005 at 1:51 am

   [Poor widdle Deerpiss.&#160 Knows I’m going to make him look like the bed-wetting simp that he is, yet can’t resist the setup anyway.

   Did it ever occur to either you or your butt-buddy Mykki, fuckhead, that all either of you have to do to shut me down is SHOW UP ON MY DOORSTEP, chickenshit?

   Nah, probably not.&#160 That would’ve required cogent thought on your part – something for which your one-half remaining brain cell obviously isn’t equipped.&#160 C’est la vie.&#160 -LSI]

   THE RIGHT-THINKERS ASSAULT ON MY FAMILY OF SITZPINKLERS

   I’ve noticed more and more lately, that if you accuse my mommy or daddy of being my parents they become quite angry, as though you’ve just told them to go straight to hell. They begin to twitch and spasm, their faces turn several shades of red, and on more than one occasion I’ve wondered if their fury would turn to violence and they’d throw me back in the basement with Gramma again.

   Intolerance by my parents toward me hasn’t received attention by the Left-Winged asshat media or the blogosphere, but it’s there and it has been growing. Take for example the Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler that laughs at me and calls me “asshole” at every opportunity.

   Gee, you’re a poster child for tolerance Spatula, except when it comes to tossers like me who don’t have an ounce of gray matter between their ears. For that eggregious offence [ED. NOTE: (sp)] there can be no tolerance obviously. Spatula then goes on to display just how rooted his intolerance of wanker pricks like me really is.

   That’s right, anyone who has my IQ is a silly fuckface just like me. I am so crazed and intolerant that I cannot even accept the fact that I bathe in my granny’s colostomy bag and wet my bed every night. But that’s not surprising since this is typical of the kind of bullshit you expect from a goat-humper like me.

   This intolerance isn’t limited to the Blogosphere either. No one likes me in my Romper Room class, either. I guess it’s ’cause I dump all my dandruff on my desk. Or maybe it’s because I’m a sitzpinkler like my daddy before me.

   You see, in the world of the Sitzpinkler, there is simply no room for anyone who is man enough to stand up to pee. We all have to be effeminate little wussies like me and my daddy.

   It’s clear that I’ll never be much of a man, seeing as I’m a little nancy boy that can’t stand up to pee-pee, but I for one will not be cowed into standing up to piss by their hatred of candy-asses like me, or their bullying.

3. Alan K. Henderson says:

   August 10, 2005 at 1:59 am

   “the most dishonest, ungodly, unspiritual nation that ever existed in the history of the planet.”

   But enough about Cuba…

   Which has a lot of fans among the Congressional Black Caucus…

   Idiots.

4. Elephant Man says:

   August 10, 2005 at 8:57 am

   I see deerp didn’t want to be left out of the “dumbass du jour” lineup…..

   *guffaw*