With summer winding down, and the Texas Rangers undergoing their annual July/August swoon/fall from pennant/wild card contention, thoughts in the Realm™ once again turn to our favorite of all sports:  Football.
Or, as we’re wont to say here in the Lone Star State:  “F’ball, you bet”.
For the Uninitiated™, we have a little something here in which we engage every weekend in the fall called the PFW, which stands for “Perfect Football Weekend”.  Every year, I take four teams from the ranks of “hah skrewl” (a little Rush lingo, there), college and the pros, follow their exploits, and chronicle them as best that time will allow.
A PFW is a weekend in which all my  teams win.  (As usual, I don’t give a fat rat’s ass about your  teams – that’s your job. (grin))  From time to time, I’ll even post my teams’ combined record – unless I go .500 or worse, in which case I’ll grouse about said teams’ sorry-assed head coaches. (rueful grin)
This year, instead of the usual four teams, I’ll be chronicling five:
the (Fort Worth) Arlington Heights High School Yellow Jackets,
the Texas Christian University Horned Frogs,
the Oklahoma University Sooners,
the Lousiana State University Tigers,
and the Dallas Cowboys.
The Yellow Jackets, Frogs and Cowboys are the staples of this extravaganza.  The Sooners are a holdover from last year, for two reasons:  Bob Stoops has toned down his arrogance to the point where it’s not all about him and about how great OU is (back-to-back national-championship game thrashings tend to do that to a guy, I’d think), and one can actually see that he’s simply devoted to doing whatever it’s within his power to do to win.  I tend to like head coaches who are driven like that.
The second reason is that Little Willy Callahan, the lame-ass who turned the AFC champion Oakland Raiders into a 4-12 team in the span of one year, is still the head coach in Nebraska.  The Cornhuskers are one of my anti-teams (one of my favorite teams is any team that plays them) until that changes.
The man who should  be coaching the Cornhuskers right now, Bo Pelini, is now the defensive coordinator at LSU – which is why they’re on the list this year, as well.  Pelini’s intensity is awesome; one of these years, some high muckety-muck who runs an athletic program or pro team is gonna see that and make him a head coach.  Won’t bother me if it’s sooner rather than later, either.
So we had our first PFW this past weekend – actually, it started on Monday and lasted the entire week.  TV football on Monday (Bears-Dolphins), Thursday (Chargers-Packers) and Saturday (Cowboys-Cardinals).  Couldn’t give a flip who won – the simple fact they were playing and I could watch made it a PFW.
As it happens, though, I did have to sit through an excruciatingly bad performance by the Cowgirls last night.  If Drew Bledsoe is the best Jerry Jones and Bill Parcells could do this year…ew.  Just, ew.  The switch to a 3-4 defense hasn’t helped the pass rush any, and the swiss-cheese secondary is still just that – swiss cheese – and it allowed a Kurt Warner-to-Larry Fitzgerald touchdown pass (one of five Fitzgerald catches, for a total of 81 yards), plus letting the Cards up from several third-and-more-than-3s.  They did  look decent on run defense, but that’s not saying much, because Arizona’s running game might  instill fear in a middle-school team.  Playing two men down.
But as bad as the ‘Pukes looked last night, Arizona still did their dead-level damndest to let them win the game.  Took a safety on a punt late in the fourth, kicked off to Dallas and let Drew Henson take them down the field with a decent enough two-minute drill.  Dallas, despite not scoring a touchdown, was in position to take the lead with just over a minute left to play.
On fourth down from the Arizona 30, however, a Billy Cundiff field goal from 48 yards – which would have been good, by the way – was called back.  Backup guard Stephen Peterman was called for a false start, pushing the attempt five yards back; the second attempt drifted wide left.
Same Peterman who had one of three holding penalties (four penalties overall) which took the Cowgirls from first-and-10 at the Arizona 15 to fourth-and-50 – yes, fifty – about seven plays later.
It’s gonna be a loooooooooooong year.  Jerry better hurry up, fire Parcells and hire Stoops, so we can start winning again.
The PFW will return Thursday or Friday to analyze next week’s preseason game against Seattle, as well as any other games that might be on TV that weekend.
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I notice that Dallas lost their preseason opener. 🙂
Spats, How about adding the Houston Texans to your list?
Or is there a state rivalry thing that makes them that keeps them off.
I was just curious and surprised because I saw Oklahoma Sooners on your list and I’d always heard that Texas and Oklahoma were arch enemies.
Because of this, I figured the “rivalry angle” wasn’t a factor for your list.
Houston’s an anti-team (that is, whoever plays them is one of my favorite teams that week (grin)).
Reason:  19-10, about four years ago.  Plus the way Swamp City’s rubbed it in our faces ever since.
Actually, the Shorthorns are kind of an anti-team, too.  I’ve never cared much for Mack Brown; he’s always posturing like he’s God’s gift to college football offenses.  Strange that OU seems to find ways to shut him down year after year after year after… 🙂
I know what you mean, Spats.
When a team “gloats” and “rubs it in”.
As you know, I’m an Eagles fan (yes, I know, the very mention of that team is a insult of biblical proportions on this blog *grin*) but unlike your usual stereotypical gloating Eagle fan, I understand that NFL football is cyclical and that today’s winner is tomorrow’s basement dweller.
The more you gloat while you’re on top, the more payback you’ll get when your team goes “in the tank”.
Actually, my only real beef with the Cowboys nowadays is the fact that they didn’t break T.O.’s legs when he did that dance on the Dallas “star”.
Then again, the way T.O. has poisoned the Eagles gives the Cowboys a real opportunity.
Damn those Cowboys and their accursed crystal ball…
😉
Tell me about it.  I mean, it’s not like George Teague didn’t take a shot, but his aim was pretty poor, IYAM.
(shrug) Maybe.  McNabb’s still pretty tough, though.  We’ll have to see.