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Yes, Denizens - I know it's Cafe Press. Yes, I know that they're a liberal-owned company. Yes, I'm aware that the quality of their garments may not be quite as good as ThoseShirts.com.
But unlike ThoseShirts.com, Cafe Press ACTUALLY ANSWERS THE EMAIL I SEND THEM!!!!
Got clue, ThoseShirts???
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Denizens, let’s start your week off with a clean joke, shall we?  This comes courtesy of our semi-regular correspondent, Lady Heather:
A man and a woman were just divorced, on their way out of the courthouse they are both killed by a runaway bus. In Heaven, they have 2nd thoughts about their divorce so they go to St. Peter and ask to be remarried. St. Peter said “Come back in 15 years!”
15 years later, they’re back and a minister remarries them. Soon after they start fighting again, and want to split up.
So they go back to St. Peter and ask to be divorced. St. Peter throws up his hands and says “It took me 15 years to find a preacher up here and now you want me to find a lawyer??!!”
Mheh. 
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An oldie, but a goodie.
Heh. heheh.
Two men are stranded on a desert island. One man starts panicking, and carrying on. The other man, though, remains calm. The one man says to the other “how can you remain calm?! We are stranded on a desert island!”. The other man says, “Don’t worry. I make $10,000 a week.” The one man says “What difference does that make?! We have no place to spend your money!” The other man says “Don’t worry about it. We’re okay. I make $10,000 a week.” The one man screams “WHO CARES HOW MUCH YOU MAKE! Your money can’t buy us off of this island! We are lost, and all you care about is how much money you make!”
The other man says “Don’t worry about it. I make $10,000 a week, I’m a Southern Baptist, and I tithe. Don’t worry about it. My pastor will find me.”