Yes, Denizens - I know it's Cafe Press. Yes, I know that they're a liberal-owned company. Yes, I'm aware that the quality of their garments may not be quite as good as ThoseShirts.com.
But unlike ThoseShirts.com, Cafe Press ACTUALLY ANSWERS THE EMAIL I SEND THEM!!!!
Got clue, ThoseShirts???
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Your gut-buster for today comes courtesy of Denizen David Hartung:
Bill and Hillary attend a World Series Game. Sitting in the first row, the Secret Service people are sitting directly behind them. One of the Secret Service guys leans forward and whispers something to Bill.
At first, Clinton stares at the guy. Then, he looks at Hillary. Then, he looks back at the agent. Finally, he shakes his head “no”.
The agent then says, “Mr. President, it was a unanimous request of the entire team — from the team owner to the bat boy.” Bill thinks about it. He almost agrees, then changes his mind. So, the agent tells him, “The fans would love it!” Bill shrugs his shoulders and says, “Ho-Kay! If that is what the people want. C’mere Hilly baby…”
With that, Bill gets up. Grabs Hillary by her collar and the seat of her pants. He lifts her up, and tosses her over the wall, onto the field.
She gets up kicking, swearing, screaming, “Bill, you “!^$#@&!”
The crowd goes absolutely wild. Fans are jumping up and down, cheering, hooting and hollering, and high-fiveing. Bill is bowing, smiling and waving to the crowd. He leans over to the agent and says, “How about that! I would have never believed how much everyone would enjoy that!”
Noticing the agent has gone totally pale, he asks what is wrong.
The agent replies, “Sir, I said, that they want you to throw out the first PITCH…
BWAH…~! 
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One response to “Tossing out the first…uh, wait a minute…”
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- This blog is best viewed with your eyes.
- It helps, though, if you have Microsoft Internet Explorer
set about 1024x7681280x1024 with your Favorites windowactivated on the leftdeactivated. (At least until I can get a better handle on how WordPress works.)
(KORRIOTH: Oh, great. More wormholes.)
Mozilla Firefox doesn't do too badly, either; in fact, it's His Rudeness' browser of choice. -
You can use
Nutscrape,
if you so desire - but why in blazes would you want to use a browser from a company that had to hide behind Janet El Reño's skirt to be successful?
And don't even get me started on Opera or Chrome. I'm not about to trust any browser that won't let me change its color scheme.
Geez spats.
I laughed so hard I gotta clean up now.
RWR