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Whaddya wanna bet that if “Shitcan” Shee-hag had tried this tack, it might have gotten her some of that White House attention she was craving?
Seems that Loony Louisiana Leftard™ senator “Typhoid Mary” Landrieu got her knickers in a twist over suggestions that the N’awlins gendarmes  were forsaking their sworn duty to protect & serve the citizens of NOLA so that they could join in the looting:
Sen. Mary Landrieu threatened the president of the United States with physical violence on Sunday, saying that if he or any other government official criticizes New Orleans police for failing to keep civil order in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina – “I might likely have to punch him – literally.”
“If one person criticizes [our sheriffs], or says one more thing, including the president of the United States, he will hear from me – one more word about it after this show airs and I – I might likely have to punch him – literally,” Landrieu railed on “ABC’s “This Week.”
It is illegal to threaten the president with physical violence.
Gee, no kidding?  Whatcha wanna bet that if she had threatened Kaiser Wilhelm like that, she’d be running a real risk of rotting in a federal pen Right About Now™?  Just ask Jesse Helms – in fact, it damned near happened to him.
The [Secret Service] took a tougher stance on Senatorial threats in 1994, when then-North Carolina Sen. Jesse Helms joked that President Clinton “had better watch out if he comes down here. He better have a bodyguard.”
After a media firestorm erupted – with some pundits complaining that Helms had committed treason – the Secret Service swung into action, launching a full blown investigation into whether Helms’ statement indicated that someone in North Carolina planned to assassinate the president.
“We have followed up on the comments and [have] spoken with the senator’s staff,” a Secret Service spokesman said at the time.
Nothing’s been done to Landrieu, so far as we know.  Either no one in the White House gives a shit about stuff like that anymore…or W’s been reading this blog and knows that the Limp-Wristed Liberal Left™ is nothing but a bunch of chickenshits. (snicker)
The Louisiana Democrat blasted Bush for neglecting the New Orleans levees, and demanded that he stop using the disaster for “photo-ops.”
“The president came here yesterday for a photo-op,” Landrieu charged, while surveying the disaster scene via helicopter with “This Week” host George Stephanopoulos in tow.
Okay, does anyone else  see the disconnect there?  As in, Typhoid Mary accusing Bush of a photo-op…right in the midst of her video-op with Georgie-Porgie Snuffleupagus???
“He got his photo-op but we are never going to get this fixed if he does not send us help now.”
Hey, bimboid, the Red Cross tried  to send you people help, and your fellow Demoscum refused them entry into the Cthulu-forsaken state!!!  And you have the gall  to blame the President for not getting your people help, you lame-assed lickspittle bitch?
Landrieu also blamed Bush for cutting funding for levee improvement, before bursting into tears on camera.
Yeah, that’s right.  The levees that Bush allocated $750 million to improve, had Landrieu and her fellow Demoscum not insisted on squandering it on unnecessary port projects.
In recent days, Louisiana officials have been criticized for bungling evacuation and rescue efforts. One of those officials, Lt. Gov. Mitch Landrieu, is Sen. Landrieu’s brother.
Yet another incompetent from a family of incompetents.
And Typhoid Mary – I’ll happily say that to your face.
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I’ll gladly criticize the Demoscummic shitheads who cost so many Lousianans their lives, and if you ever grow the cojones  to come down and try and punch me  in the face, I’ll be more than pleased to take your skanky Cajun coon-ass on.
Anytime you’re ready, bitch.
(Memo to the Rev. Mykki Chickenshit:  Yeah, that’s the new address, assmunch.  And there’s no gate, either.  There goes your last excuse for not coming down and taking your ass-whipping like the coward you are. (chuckle))
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Keep in mind that Louisiana once belonged in France. That might explain a few things about the NOPD…
THE RIGHT-THINKERS ASSAULT ON MY FAMILY OF SITZPINKLERS
I’ve noticed more and more lately, that if you accuse my mommy or daddy of being my parents they become quite angry, as though you’ve just told them to go straight to hell. They begin to twitch and spasm, their faces turn several shades of red, and on more than one occasion I’ve wondered if their fury would turn to violence and they’d throw me back in the basement with Gramma again.
Intolerance by my parents toward me hasn’t received attention by the Left-Winged asshat media or the blogosphere, but it’s there and it has been growing. Take for example the Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler that laughs at me and calls me “asshole” at every opportunity.
Gee, you’re a poster child for tolerance Spatula, except when it comes to tossers like me who don’t have an ounce of gray matter between their ears. For that eggregious offence [ED. NOTE: (sp)] there can be no tolerance obviously. Spatula then goes on to display just how rooted his intolerance of wanker pricks like me really is.
That’s right, anyone who has my IQ is a silly fuckface just like me. I am so crazed and intolerant that I cannot even accept the fact that I bathe in my granny’s colostomy bag and wet my bed every night. But that’s not surprising since this is typical of the kind of bullshit you expect from a goat-humper like me.
This intolerance isn’t limited to the Blogosphere either. No one likes me in my Romper Room class, either. I guess it’s ’cause I dump all my dandruff on my desk. Or maybe it’s because I’m a sitzpinkler like my daddy before me.
You see, in the world of the Sitzpinkler, there is simply no room for anyone who is man enough to stand up to pee. We all have to be effeminate little wussies like me and my daddy.
It’s clear that I’ll never be much of a man, seeing as I’m a little nancy boy that can’t stand up to pee-pee, but I for one will not be cowed into standing up to piss by their hatred of candy-asses like me, or their bullying.
I’m still Spatula’s little bitchie-poo, and Mykki’s still  a cowardly fuck!!!
C’mon, Myk, go down there to TExas!!! Spatula wont hurt you toooo much!
Chances are you’re making me look like a slimy, needledicked, koala-humping faggot because, well, I am. Still, on the off chance that I ever develop more than 1/4 of a brain cell and my posting privileges are still intact, here’s the link again.
I’m still Spatula’s little bitchie-poo, and Mykki’s still  a cowardly fuck!!!
Notice that whenever a liberal moonbat “master plan to topple the Bushitler Empire” falls apart, they come crawling out of the woodwork to fart out hysterical nonsense?
They were so sure that the hurricane Katrina disaster was the “silver bullet” that was going to slay President Bush.
Now that it’s clear that everthing that went wrong in NOLA was due to democrat bungling, they’re honking and squawking in frustration.
Poor liberal moonbats, outwitted by the “Chimp in Chief” again…..
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