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…as in “All I really need is a COUPLE DAYS OFF…!!!”

Denizens, I’m gonna take a day off from posting – still got stuff to do around here, plus the Sibling Unit&#153 has insisted that I hook up his washer/dryer and VCR (he’s, shall we say, technologically and mechanically challanged (grin)), plus there’s the Cowboy game and all, so there won’t be that much time for keyboard stuff today.&#160 (Not all that much different from Friday, except Friday was a One-Legged Man&#153 day.)

So, here’s a little something from the Grab-Bag&#153:&#160 The Biggest Lies&#153

The check is in the mail.
I’ll respect you in the morning.
I’m from your government, and I am here to help you.
It’s only a cold sore.
You get this one, I’ll pay next time.
My wife doesn’t understand me.
Trust me, I’ll take care of everything.
Of course I love you.
I am getting a divorce.
Drinking? Why, no, Officer.
I never inhaled.
It’s not the money, it’s the principle of the thing.
I never watch television except for PBS.
…but we can still be good friends.
She means nothing to me.
Don’t worry, I can go another 20 miles when the gauge is on “empty.”
I gave at the office.
Don’t worry, he’s never bitten anyone.
I’ll call you later.
We’ll release the upgrade by the end of the year.
Read my lips: no new taxes
I’ve never done anything like this before
Now, I’m going to tell you the truth
It’s supposed to make that noise.
I *love* your new !
…then take a left.You can’t miss it.
Yes, I did.
Don’t worry, it’s OK — I’m sterile…

Mheh.

Will probably write the PFW recap this evening (if I have time) and post it tomorrow.&#160 Stay tuned.


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2 responses to “Ode to Huey Lewis…”

  1. Elephant Man says:

    You forgot “I never had sex with that woman!” 😆

    [Wellllll… (grin)&#160 -LSI]

  2. Angel Elf says:

    “No, I won’t come in your mouth”
    “Don’t worry, I’m on the pill.”

    [AE, I took the liberty of adding quotes.&#160 With some of the folks (*coughDrPeppercough*) we get around here, you never know if they’d consider that a solicitation… (grin)&#160 -LSI]

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