Guys, we are gathered here today to witness the execution of Douchebag Jackfag’s SCBBS! access…yes, Lieutenant?
T-BONE MCMANX:  Message coming in from South Buckystan, m’Liege.  Decrypting now.
VENOMOUS:  Okay, let’s have it.
[McManx hands the datapad to His Rudeness.]
IT’Z BEEN WHILE SINCE IV HADZ CHEW TOY.
IF U CAN GIT TEH CHEW TOY 2 KEEP COMIN BAK, I’M ALL 4 LETTIN IT WANDR TEH HALLS.
[Venomous smacks Ozy upside the head.]
VENOMOUS:  Dammit, McManx!!  How many times have I told you?!  DO NOT USE THE LOLCAT DECRYPT ON TRANSMISSIONS FROM BUCKYSTAN!!!!!
T-BONE MCMANX (rubbing head gingerly):  Aye, sir.
…
Okay, HDD, you win.  He’s all yours.
For now.
Douchebag, you’re on a short leash.
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8 responses to “The “execution”.  Or not.”
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whatever dipshit… spew your bile to someone who cares..
was fun reading your pathetic responses, ranting and raving about crap.
cut the leash.. couldnt give a fuck.
to all ya rednecks.. enjoy the next 46.5 months.. and hopefully another 48 after that.
heh heh sukkers… kiss my ass.
go flip some more burgers for your latino customers.
dj
Now see, HDD, this is why you don’t give little nine-year-old douchebag pussies access.  ‘Specially nine-year-old Aussie  douchebag pussies that aren’t yet allowed access to the family koala.
I mean, all that buildup of estrogen ‘n all.
Listen, cuntmuffin, you’re only here because a friend of mine specifically requested it.  And your access can be nuked like (snap!) that – anytime I want, for any reason, or for no reason.
One of the advantages of OWNING THE FUCKING SITE, y’know?
So mind your piehole, dipshit.  Capíce?
“one of the advantages of owning the site” ??
what the ?? wouldnt be raving about that one too much dipshit… the only reson i look at this site is to see what the southern redneks are complaining about now… this is one of the crappiest sites ive ever had the pleasure of laughing at.
my my.. and you do have such a large following dont you, apart from your gun nut, shooting buddies lucky if you get 1 reply per post, sumthin to be realllly proud of eh tex. i amm blogggger…roaaarrr!!!!
well you just go buy some more ammo for your 9mm, and crack another bud… oh.. that’s right.. lucky if you can even get ammo now hey.. they are starting to restrict that now too.. even remington have cut the production runs. heh heh..
better save your money, so you can give it to wall street, gm, cry sler,ford, ge, aig, fannie, freddy, boa….zzzzzzzzz
🙂
dj
Why?  What the fuck d’ya think you’re  gonna do about it, chickenshit?
Try to remember, assclown – you’re nothing but a little pre-teenaged douchebag pussy all the way over in Austrailia who thinks he’s some sort of big shit.  The only intelligence you possess…well, actually, you don’t possess any, but someone needed to make you feel better about those skid marks in your Underoos™.
Your ugly ass probably doesn’t have much time left here, so you’d best try a coherent argument before you start to bore me.
Yeah, they’re having such a hard time keeping it on the shelves ’cause we’re snapping it up like it was platinum.  Boy, are your honeyboys over here in for a shock. 
Got proof of that, Skippy?  Y’know, an actual link  or something?
Or are you just talking out of your skanky ass like usual?
But, it’s so cute to see the kiddies try to play with the adults! What’s even cuter is that they really don’t realize that they have NO chance of winning, because they’re not even playing the same game!
What this idiot troll hasn’t yet grasped is that he’s only allowed here to amuse us. Well, maybe only me, but, still…the only purpose in life that he has is to provide amusement for rational beings. He serves no other purpose. He’s uneducated, irrational, ignorant (all three of those words mean different things), and wholly concerned with style over substance. Those type of people are what get me out of bed in the morning, because I know I can derive hours of amusement at their expense. All I have to do is be a rational human being, with no regard for their feelings, and I get to be intellectually and morally superior to them, just be virtue of being a rational human being.
If we can get this one to stick around, we *may* be able to teach it to write in English!
“uneducated irrational and ignorant..”
errr pot calling kettle black.. over…
whatever dipshits…
im cutting the leash anyhow… cant be bothered anymore..
you’re mildly amusing, even funny sometimes, gotta love that right wing bile that spews forth…but i couldn’t give a fuk…thankfully i don’t live in that shithole of a country.
Was down your way last year tex.. should have popped in to “say it too your face”, but after 1 week in that craphole of a country I’d had enough, couldn’t wait to get out..man it really sux, but people like you would never know, coz you never travel any further than the local bottle shop or football field, do you jackass.
i can see you miss dubbuya (worst prez in history) and i can see why you liked him so much.. coz he’s as dumb as you dipshits.
so long sukkers
I’ll just laugh from afar from now..
Kiss my arse..
DJ
ps…. have an uncle that works at Remington shithead, Madison NC.. that’s how i know… god you americans are dumb.. a foreigner knows more that’s happening there than you do..
Let’s see here, improper grammar (lack of education), lack of proper capitalization (lack of education), unfounded ad hominem attack (irrational behavior), and assumptions based upon no facts (ignorance).
Thanks for proving my point for me, dickhead. The rest of your drivel isn’t any better. Now, go away, and let the adults talk amongst themselves.
I guess we’re never going to find out how he manages to survive in Australia as the most womanly man in a man’s world…
Yeah, it would  get rather old having your swishy ass handed to you on an hourly basis, wouldn’t it?
I can see why a pussy like you wouldn’t think (s)he could survive here.  Like HDD said, one wonders how you manage to keep from being buggered by the goats in Austrailia.
Bullshit flag, 15 yards, loss of down, fourth down.
You were never over here, so don’t bother lying about it, assclown.
Would that be the uncle that diddles you every Saturday night, dickweed?
Sorry, but I don’t think the janitor would know what’s happening in a business like that.  Try again