If I were an employee of AIG – one that had earned a multi-million-dollar bonus for which I’d negotiated a contract, that is – I think I might have this to tell both AIG and the Imperial Socialist Congress:
Dear AIG – and not-so-dear Imperial Socialist Fuckwits in what used to be an honorable deliberative body known as Congress:
Unlike a lot of you pissweasels, I actually work  for my living.  Moreover, as a person living in a heretofore capitalist society, I – meaning, my skills & talents, my experience my efforts are all worth whatever the market is willing to pay for me/them.+
This includes, but is not limited to, base salary, incentives of all sorts and whatever bonuses (bonusii?) I can fairly negotiate with whatever company has me in its employ at any given time.
The bonus I received from AIG was given to me as part of AIG’s contractural obligation to me – I know very damned few of you pussies up there in DC have ever even heard  of a contract, much less been a part of one, but work with me here, mkay? – and it was a bonus that I negotiated with AIG in good faith  for either doing what I was hired to do or for not taking my ass and bolting to the competition once the initial contract was up.  In other words, you bastards, that money is mine, it was legally earned, fair & square, and I resent the hell out of any leftist dickbreath that dares to even suggest  that it wasn’t.
In fact, it was one of your own, Senator-ette Chrissy Dodd-ering-Idiot (Communist-Connecticut), who had the idea to put my bonus in the damned stimulus package to begin with!
Now here comes the Imperial Socialist Congress gonna tax mll the money I earlned fairly & squarely.
And what kind of representation do I get for my confiscatory and Draconian taxation?  Not very damned much – a lot of squabbling and finger-pointing, but not a helluva lotta leadership.  Then again, that’s pretty much been the case since the Demoscum regained control back in 2004, isn’t it?  And I note that no one really wants to talk about the $630,000 in campaign contributions, part of which went to the selfsame Chrissy Dodd-ering-Idiot and his White House henchman, B. HUSSEIN!!!  Obambi, have they?  Not to mention the nearly $60,000 given to the RINO John-boy McLame, huh?
So go ahead and try to take my hard-earned money, asslicks.  See how many tax shelters I can find, how many money-losing businesses I can invest in, etc, in order to keep from having to pay you one red fuckin’ cent  of that money.
Or perhaps how many attorneys I can pay to sue your asses into obliviion.  Whether I have a case or not – it’ll be worth it just to see your skanky asses squirm, just for once.
Not to mention how many guns & how much ammo that bonus money will buy.  If you know what I mean.
Sincerly,
A pissed-off AIG’er
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